# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/321 "2005-11-05T23:03:22Z")

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**PapSett** … truth or dare?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/322 "2005-11-05T23:05:38Z")

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Okay, this one’s for **Bricker** :  
**Bricker** , would you marry royalty if you had a chance? Why or why not?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/323 "2005-11-05T23:06:39Z")

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Um, oh yeah… per above… **Bricker** … truth or dare?

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/324 "2005-11-05T23:08:02Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Truth again, for now…

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/325 "2005-11-05T23:09:11Z")

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> [@liberty3701](#):
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> **PapSett** … truth or dare?

Let’s try a \*\*DARE \*\* this time…

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/326 "2005-11-05T23:11:04Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Tell us about an epiphany you’ve had in the last year. It could be major or minor. It could be anything.

The only one I can think of in the past year is kind of lame. I was on the computer, the talking heads on the TV in the background were talking about “The War against Terror” and snickering about it. A week later, (I guess you could call it an epiphany) I realized what they were snickering about:

The War against Terror = T. W. A. T.

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/327 "2005-11-05T23:11:34Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Let’s try a \*\*DARE \*\* this time…

Hrm … I dare you to write a limerick about the last thing you ate.

eh, it was the first thing I could come up with.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/328 "2005-11-05T23:13:40Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Er…  
Dare, please.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/329 "2005-11-05T23:15:12Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Er…  
> Dare, please.

_snerk_

OK , then… pick one other Doper and try to seduce them with your words.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/330 "2005-11-05T23:16:21Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Er…  
> Dare, please.

Ok, I’ll tell, actually. When I was in India at 15, I got my period, and in those days it was fairly heavy. Well, it soaked through my clothes in the back. I didn’t realize it, and some stranger had to point it out.  
This was at one of the biggest temples. I had been walking around for hours. :smack:

I still remember the feeling.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/331 "2005-11-05T23:17:46Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> _snerk_
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> OK , then… pick one other Doper and try to seduce them with your words.

I’ll do 'em both, since I half-copped out.

**Kythereria**! Your words! Your grace! Your femininity! I’m willing to renounce my straightness for you, if only you would deign to accept me as the least little rug under your feet. Do with me as you will, only…don’t reject me!

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/332 "2005-11-05T23:19:49Z")

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> [@liberty3701](#):
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> Hrm … I dare you to write a limerick about the last thing you ate.
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> eh, it was the first thing I could come up with.

A poet I’m not.

For my dinner, both cow and pig died.

A burger and cabbage I fried.

With onion and bacon,

My tummy is achin’,

But if I said it tasted bad I’d-a lied.

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/333 "2005-11-05T23:23:21Z")

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T OR D, Creaky?

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/334 "2005-11-05T23:25:47Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> A poet I’m not.

well done, and sorry for sticking you with that, especially since I came up with a better one just after posting. :smack:

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/335 "2005-11-05T23:29:42Z")

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> [@liberty3701](#):
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> well done, and sorry for sticking you with that, especially since I came up with a better one just after posting. :smack:

Well alrighty then… DARE ME Liberty !

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/336 "2005-11-05T23:29:42Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> All right, now tell me about the grossest thing you’ve ever seen, **Bricker**. The one thing you wish you could wash from your mind and memory.

I defended someone accused of child rape. Part of the Commonwealth’s evidence against my client was the pictures he had taken of himself committing the acts in question. The victim was five years old. The pictures were …

The pictures left no doubt as to the completion of the crime.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/337 "2005-11-05T23:31:05Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Hmmm… I guess giving my boyfriend a blow job in the back of the church bus coming home from 6 Flags…

Ohay, imay, imay!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/338 "2005-11-05T23:32:41Z")

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Truth or Dare, **Beaty Meaty Big and Bouncy**?

Truth or Dare, **Creaky**?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/339 "2005-11-05T23:33:29Z")

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> [@Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy](#):
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> T OR D, Creaky?

Truth, please!

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/340 "2005-11-05T23:34:43Z")

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