# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 19

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/361 "2005-11-05T23:59:07Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Truth or dare, right back to you again.

I’ll take a truth this time !

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/362 "2005-11-06T00:00:48Z")

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Truth or dare, **Creaky**??

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/363 "2005-11-06T00:01:34Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Pick a person in this thread, and write a poem - rhyming or free verse - explaining how absolutely wonderful he or she is, and how he or she rocks your Dope world and makes you complete.

Oh, **Hal Brinston**  
You’ve accomplished quite a feat  
Saying you have sex with sheep  
You make me laugh and make me rhyme  
even more than a tripping mime  
My world is now complete  
Knowing you **don’t** have sex with sheep  
You rock my Dope world  
Just like a flying squirrel  
Wonderful, trundeful **Hal Brinston**!

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/364 "2005-11-06T00:02:06Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Truth or Dare, **Liberty**?

truth!

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/365 "2005-11-06T00:05:50Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> Oh, **Hal Brinston**  
> You’ve accomplished quite a feat  
> Saying you have sex with sheep  
> You make me laugh and make me rhyme  
> even more than a tripping mime  
> My world is now complete  
> Knowing you **don’t** have sex with sheep  
> You rock my Dope world  
> Just like a flying squirrel  
> Wonderful, trundeful **Hal Brinston**!

Er, **Hal Briston** \*  
My N key is over excited.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/366 "2005-11-06T00:06:36Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> I’ll take a truth this time !

Describe your favorite sex toy.  
**liberty3701** , What was the greatest physical pain you’ve ever gone through?

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/367 "2005-11-06T00:08:13Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> What is a secret about you that you’ve never told anyone offline before?

I will have to give back to you on that, I’ll have to think about it for a while.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/368 "2005-11-06T00:09:03Z")

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No problem.

Truth or Dare, **flamingbananas**?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/369 "2005-11-06T00:12:34Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Truth or dare, **Creaky**??

Truth, again. Seems easier than dare, I guess. Have at it!! 😃

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/370 "2005-11-06T00:13:12Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> No problem.
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> Truth or Dare, **flamingbananas**?

I’ll say truth this time.

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/371 "2005-11-06T00:17:47Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> **liberty3701** , What was the greatest physical pain you’ve ever gone through?

It was in two parts … the first part in involves a [plastic bullet\*](http://www.troopsoutmovement.com/PlasticBulletPictureBullet.jpg) to the thigh, pepper spray, and tasers.

the second part involves 8 Royal Canadian Mounties, metal handcuffs, and a lack of underwear.

\*the one that hit me looked more like a champagne cork, but same basic problem.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/372 "2005-11-06T00:18:10Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Describe your favorite sex toy.

He’s about 5’11" , blue eyes, long blonde hair… oh , wait, is that not what you meant?  
In that case… it is about 8" long , flesh colored, and has 4 fingers and an opposable thumb. There is a sterling silver Elvish knot ring on one finger.

(it’s my hand 😉 )

Truth or dare right back atcha , **Idle Thoughts**!

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/373 "2005-11-06T00:25:06Z")

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I’m back! Curse you, system of timekeeping based around the rotation of cosmic bodies!

So truth me please, someone?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/374 "2005-11-06T00:28:12Z")

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> [@Creaky](#):
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> Truth, again. Seems easier than dare, I guess. Have at it!! 😃

I’ve asked you about 3 times now. 😛 Are you afraid what either of mine would be? 🙂  
**flamingbananas** : What’s an album or CD or cassette that you own that you’d be embarrassed if anyone found out you owned it/listened to it?  
**Revenant Threshold** , What type of pornography do you like?  
And dare me, **PapSett**!

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/375 "2005-11-06T00:34:22Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> **Revenant Threshold** , What type of pornography do you like?

Actually, erotic fiction really does it for me. Not in terms of catherine cookson stuff, more along the lines of either actual novels with a smattering of sex, or poetry ( there’s a lot of foreign stuff that I learnt some of the language specifically to read 😉 ). Best thing about it is, you’ve always got a good story (or poem) to read too! 🙂

Hmm, I feel like I need to catch up here. Someone T or D me again 😛

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/376 "2005-11-06T00:34:35Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> And dare me, **PapSett**!

**Idle Thoughts** …I dare you to write a ‘commercial’ about yourself, doing your best to convince all that read it why they should have sex with you.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/377 "2005-11-06T00:35:43Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Hmm, I feel like I need to catch up here. Someone T or D me again 😛

**Revenant Threshold** - truth or dare??

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/378 "2005-11-06T00:42:50Z")

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I’ll stick with Truth, it’s done me well so far!

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/379 "2005-11-06T00:44:08Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> I’ll stick with Truth, it’s done me well so far!

what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done today?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/380 "2005-11-06T00:55:09Z")

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