# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/401 "2005-11-06T01:43:09Z")

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From Idle Thoughts:

PapSett, What are some common household tasks that you’ve done in the nude?  
I can honestly say I have never done any common household tasks TOTALLY in the nude. (and my neighbors are thankful.) I have given the dog a bath in shorts and a sports bra, but I think that is as close as it comes.

Truth or dare , Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy?

Truth or dare, Flamingbananas?

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/402 "2005-11-06T01:44:07Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Revenant Threshold, Where is the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

Alas, I am still far too young to have done it anywhere prestigious. So…my room, I guess. But that’s pretty weird…There’s more books in here than free space!

I haven’t done a **dare** yet, so…someone dare me! (Bare in mind i’m a guest, so I don’t think I can make a sig line).

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/403 "2005-11-06T01:49:57Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> T? You have a stock of Téa Leoni? I’ll take any you have in stock.

Don’t you wish.

Hell, don’t I wish.

What is your most favorite addiction?

Also, **Revenant Threshold** , just as an aside and out of curiousity, how old are you? 🙂 And I’m assuming your gender is male…?

Everyone else in here I know the sex of, for the most part.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/404 "2005-11-06T01:54:50Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> **Creaky** , What is the craziest thing YOU’VE done whilst drunk?

Hmm, tough one. Lemme see.

Okay. Got into a fight with some skinheads in a Burger King parking lot in Towson. It was pretty bad. The folks at the Burger King drive-in window were watching and called the cops. We all got hauled into the local police station. I was actually arrested and fingerprinted (along with the offending skinheads; they couldn’t actually sort out who had been the agressor. I was, for the record.) I saw them throw a soda on a defenseless kid walking along the street and yelled, “Pick on somebody your own size, assholes!” at them from the window of my then-boyfriend’s car.

They said, “Okay, bitch!” and it escalated. We pulled into the parking lot to finish what we’d started. One of the skins jumped on the windshield of my boyfirend’s car and smashed it. We jumped out, the jumper pulled a knife on my boyfriend. I started pushing the knife-wielding guy. Yes, I was enraged and foolish and crazy. I so wanted to fight. Jeez.

Anyhow, no charges stuck to any of us; we all decided to let it go. No charges, no arrest, nothing on your permanent record, I guess (on the other hand, it might be; I never checked!). I mean, nobody actually got hurt, and it’s not a matter of public record as far as I know. Well, nobody got hurt if you don’t count the windshield. Good choice, to let it go. But it was a very unpleasant evening.

I think that’s about the craziest I ever got while drunk. I was a total punk chick at the time. The Baltimore Punks and Skinheads were locally legendary for their hatred for each other.

Wow, that is so weird to remember that. I haven’t thought about that for years.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/405 "2005-11-06T01:56:14Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> What is your most favorite addiction?

I have no Téa either, only NoTéa. Me most favorite addiction be 😉 fanfiction.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/406 "2005-11-06T02:02:53Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Also, Revenant Threshold, just as an aside and out of curiousity, how old are you? And I’m assuming your gender is male…?

19 years, 2 months. And yep, i’m male.

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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/407 "2005-11-06T02:03:01Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> **Mamboman** - Tell us about the last nightmare you had.

A recurring dream that I have had since i was 15 years old. I am sitting in a kitchen from my 1960’s childhood - black and white check linoleum, yellow laminex becnhtops and a namco table and chair set with the pink formica tabletop, very sunny, very bright - and I plunge my hand into my chest and procede to pull out a variety of objects covered in deep purple blood and pulped flesh - a handfull of stones, a watch, a rusty pin, a pigeon’s heart - it varies from recurrence to recurrence - anything except my own heart which I am frantically rummaging about in my chest for. Each time I pull out an object I fling it away from me very violently, with horror. Eventually, my chest empty, I pass my bloodied hand over the wound and heal it. The kitchen is splattered with my blood and mesentry from the objects I have thrown away.

mm

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/408 "2005-11-06T02:11:32Z")

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**Revenant Threshold** , T/D?

**PapSett** , T/D?

**Bricker** , T/D?

**liberty3701** , T/D?

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/409 "2005-11-06T02:12:24Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> **liberty3701** , T/D?

truth … your dares are way too involved 😉

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/410 "2005-11-06T02:13:24Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Take a photo of yourself with a box over your head and a smiley face drawn on the front of it.

[Sure](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bsolly/detail?.dir=9cfb&.dnm=7702.jpg&.src=ph) no problem. When you asked about a camera dirty things came to mind, this was nothing 🙂

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/411 "2005-11-06T02:14:56Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> **PapSett** , T/D?

I’ll take a truth this time !

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/412 "2005-11-06T02:18:26Z")

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> [@liberty3701](#):
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> truth … your dares are way too involved 😉

What made you stop lurking, and start posting?

> [@PapSett](#):
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> I’ll take a truth this time !

What was the first and/or biggest illusion that got shattered, in your memory.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/413 "2005-11-06T02:19:08Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> **Revenant Threshold** , T/D?

I’ve not done a dare yet, so i’ll have one of those, if you please 😉

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/414 "2005-11-06T02:22:45Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> What made you stop lurking, and start posting?

[this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326110). had to do my part to fight ignorance, right?

**Scott Plaid** , truth or dare, mon frere?

I apologise for the rhyming. Couldn’t help myself.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/415 "2005-11-06T02:23:51Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> What was the first and/or biggest illusion that got shattered, in your memory.

The biggest illusion I saw shattered was that we were reasonably safe here at home on American siol , untill on Sept. 11 I saw the Twin Towers crumble in the terroist attack. It opened my eyes to the fact that life can be snuffed out at any minute.

OK , **Scott Plaid** , truth or dare right back atcha.

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/416 "2005-11-06T02:28:40Z")

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Truth or dare to whoever wants one

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/417 "2005-11-06T02:31:04Z")

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> [@liberty3701](#):
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> \<snip\>I apologise for the rhyming. Couldn’t help myself.

[TMBG]

Au contraire, you square  
Wash that notion from your hair  
If you’re still there, I must declare that  
Au contraire, mon très bien frère

[/TMBG]On the contrary, rhyming is a good thing. I’ll take the dare fling.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/418 "2005-11-06T02:32:46Z")

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> [@Ludy](#):
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> Truth or dare to whoever wants one

I’ll take a truth please !

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/419 "2005-11-06T02:35:49Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> I’ve not done a dare yet, so i’ll have one of those, if you please 😉

[The Princess Bride]

Inigo: That Vizzini, he can _fuss_.  
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss…I think he like to scream at _us_.  
Inigo: Probably he means no _harm_.  
Fezzik: He’s really very short on _charm_.  
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.  
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.  
Vizzini: Enough of that!  
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?  
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!  
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!  
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?  
[/The Princess Bride]The above is kinda relevant to what was just said about rhymes. Find some way to reference the Priness Bride for your next five quotes. If you can’t, then it’s a dare for you.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/420 "2005-11-06T02:36:32Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> [TMBG]
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> Au contraire, you square  
> Wash that notion from your hair  
> If you’re still there, I must declare that  
> Au contraire, mon très bien frère
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> [/TMBG]On the contrary, rhyming is a good thing. I’ll take the dare fling.

**WITHOUT** looking at the picture thread… I dare you to describe what you think I look like. If you KNOW what I look like this dare is void, and you have to describe the next poster that you \*\*DON’T \*\* know what they look like.

(yeah… I know. Clear as mud, ain’t it?)

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