# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/481 "2005-11-06T04:55:42Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > I’m like so sure! As if I would write haiku! But is IS like a dare, so I guess I hafta, but please don’t be all judgy n’ stuff, K? > > Lawyer’s wallet fat > With cash from advocacy > Justice? Not so much. Darlin’ dear, that was awesome. What a great good sport you are. I could never have done that well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/482 "2005-11-06T04:59:22Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > Darlin’ dear, that was awesome. What a great good sport you are. I could never have done that well. > > 😃 Why, thanks. I prefer more metered verse, but haiku is fun too! Truth or dare? * * * I like spanking young girls. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/483 "2005-11-06T05:01:57Z")
**Liberty** , Ever have CYBER sex? **Scott Plaid** , Tell me a selfish thing you’ve done. **PapSett** , you must change your sig for one day to “Idle Thoughts is dead sexy” and have the line link to this thread. You must show your sig at least 10 times (in here or in others) (The “no outside this thread” rule, as I said before on page 2 or 3, doesn’t apply to sig dares) ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/484 "2005-11-06T05:02:24Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Oh man, **Ludy** , love the photo. > > Truth or Dare to you again…? > Truth or Dare, **Creaky**? Truth, my dear, but I’m going to bed… I’ll answer tomorrow. This is terrific fun! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/485 "2005-11-06T05:07:08Z")
**NE Texan** , truth or dare? Truth or dare, **Bricker, Scott Plaid, Flamingbananas, Beaty Meaty Big and Bouncy, Papset, Ludy, Anaamika**? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/486 "2005-11-06T05:10:52Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > Truth, my dear, but I’m going to bed… I’ll answer tomorrow. > > This is terrific fun! Good night. 🙂 And for you to answer tomorrow, What is the most and farthest you’ve ever gone with another female intimately? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/487 "2005-11-06T05:13:19Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Truth or dare, **Bricker**? Dare. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/488 "2005-11-06T05:14:27Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Jump right in **NE Texan**! Truth or dare? Okay, truth. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/489 "2005-11-06T05:20:31Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Dare. You must add something new to your signature. A number. That number is 1. After you make a post showing your sig in here, you will then change it to 2. Keeping this pattern, you must count up to 20. You must also show your sig in every post you make in here until you reach 20 (and change the number each time) (I know think there may be a rule or something where you can’t show your sig more than once or twice in a thread, but I THINK that’s only because it’s apt to piss off or annoy other members in that thread. However, I think it’s safe to say that in this one, that won’t be happening, because members know that it’s for that reason. Besides, we’ve all broken that about a million times in this thread anyway :p). ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/490 "2005-11-06T05:22:42Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > You must add something new to your signature. A number. That number is 1. After you make a post showing your sig in here, you will then change it to 2. Keeping this pattern, you must count up to 20. You must also show your sig in every post you make in here until you reach 20 (and change the number each time) (I know think there may be a rule or something where you can’t show your sig more than once or twice in a thread, but I THINK that’s only because it’s apt to piss off or annoy other members in that thread. However, I think it’s safe to say that in this one, that won’t be happening, because members know that it’s for that reason. Besides, we’ve all broken that about a million times in this thread anyway :p). The real challenge is taking the relatively mechanical nature of this dare and making it fun. I have a way. * * * I like spanking 1 young girl. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/491 "2005-11-06T05:22:47Z")
> [@NE Texan](#): > > Okay, truth. I know it’s PapSett’s question, but here’s an extra one from me: Would you have sex on the first date? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/492 "2005-11-06T05:23:50Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > The real challenge is taking the relatively mechanical nature of this dare and making it fun. > > I have a way. > > * * * > > I like spanking 1 young girl. HAHAHAHAAHHAHA, I LOVE IT. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/493 "2005-11-06T05:25:03Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > HAHAHAHAAHHAHA, I LOVE IT. It’s a gift. * * * I like spanking 2 young girls. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/494 "2005-11-06T05:26:39Z")
It will also see how good your memory is. I’ll take a dare, if you want to show that payback is a bitch, **Bricker**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/495 "2005-11-06T05:31:23Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > **Liberty** , Ever have CYBER sex? Yes, but i don’t like it. Too damn hard to type with one hand. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/496 "2005-11-06T05:31:41Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > I know it’s PapSett’s question, but here’s an extra one from me: Would you have sex on the first date? I’m fairly certain my wife would object to that. But that’s not what you meant, so I’ll answer more seriously. Back when I was single, if the right person was involved - yes, I would have. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/497 "2005-11-06T05:33:14Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > It will also see how good your memory is. > I’ll take a dare, if you want to show that payback is a bitch, **Bricker**. 🙂 You got it. If this were a truth, and I asked you to describe your first homosexual experience, you could reply that there hadn’t been one – assuming that to be true. But this is a dare: describe, convincingly, your first homosexual experience, even though you’ve never had one. (Or, if you’ve had one, then describe, convincingly, the first time you paid for sex.) If you’ve actually done THAT, then describe, convincingly, the first time you robbed a convenience store. And if you’ve really done all that… then just smile, 'cause there’s no dare. ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/498 "2005-11-06T06:15:07Z")
What a long day. Truth me! ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/499 "2005-11-06T06:24:40Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > You know, this thread is a horrible distraction to NaNoWriMo. > I mean, why bother writing a novel when someone has to say salami between every word in a sentence? Are you kidding me? That’s a 100% word inflation. I should take after it, I’m way behind. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/500 "2005-11-06T06:25:33Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > But this is a dare: describe, convincingly, your first homosexual experience, even though you’ve never had one. (Or, if you’ve had one, then describe, convincingly, the first time you paid for sex.) If you’ve actually done THAT, then describe, convincingly, the first time you robbed a convenience store. And if you’ve really done all that… then just smile, 'cause there’s no dare. Seeming as I haven’t ever done the first one, that’s the one. Okay, here we go. I remember looking into his eyes (he was 19 and I was 18) and thinking ‘what happens here?’ right before he kissed me. I felt my heart racing and my pulse quicken as his lips started traveling down my neck and chest and found myself actually aroused. I almost stopped him as he started to undo my pants, but found I was actually dying with curousity at how it would be and feel. Already I was feeling a huge influx of emotions ranging from excitement to terror, but still I let him go on. Pulling my jeans and boxers off and revealing my enlarged and rock hard member, I remember thinking “My God, what am I doing?” Right before I closed my eyes, threw my head back, and just gave in to pure, delightful caresses touches, and the wetness of a warm mouth :eek: (And, I seriously never had an experience of that kind) **Exploding Kitchen** , what is the thing you hate the MOST about your job? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=26)