# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/501 "2005-11-06T06:26:38Z")

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> [@Sofis](#):
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> Are you kidding me? That’s a 100% word inflation. I should take after it, I’m way behind.

Truth or Dare, **Sofis**?

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/502 "2005-11-06T06:30:53Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Truth or Dare, **Sofis**?

Truth, please.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/503 "2005-11-06T06:32:45Z")

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Similar to what I asked someone else, what was the most selfish thing you’ve done?

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**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/504 "2005-11-06T06:43:23Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Exploding Kitchen, what is the thing you hate the MOST about your job?

People who order $78.29 worth of food, get excellent service from me, and leave 4 20s on the table.

Keep 'em coming! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/505 "2005-11-06T06:44:23Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Similar to what I asked someone else, what was the most selfish thing you’ve done?

Hmm. What comes to mind is this: I was travelling by overnight train. On the same train, in the seats nearby, were two women travelling with two children. They were all travelling together, and had bought tickets with the intention that they would all be able to sit together. For som reason, the tickets they had been given were such that two of them would sit on one side of the aisle, and two on the other. They asked me if I could switch with one of them, so that they could sit together, but I did not want to (I forget why, but it wasn’t any particularly good reason). I still feel guilty about it occasionally.  
I’ll be travelling by overnaight train again for Christmas. Maybe I’ll have an opportunity to do better this time :).

**Idle Thoughts** , truth or dare?

**flamingbananas** , truth or dare?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/506 "2005-11-06T07:02:08Z")

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**Bricker** , I missed out on your earlier dare, but here’s one if you still want it, before I go to bed.

Take a relatively simple activity. Say brushing your teeth, or maybe using a toothpick.

Using legalese or any other specific terminology, describe it in vast detail. Make it incomprehensible. Use a paragraph.

(How many young girls are you up to spanking? That’s a great twist.)  
**PapSett** , if you still want a truth, here’s one - if you’re straight, have you ever fantasized about a homosexual encounter? If you’re gay, then a straight encounter? Doesn’t have to be a specific person.

And I’ll take a truth! But i won’t be back until the morning…

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/507 "2005-11-06T07:22:54Z")

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> [@Sofis](#):
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> **Idle Thoughts** , truth or dare?

Truth me. I’ll answer it when **I** get back.  
**Anaamika** , When you return, Have you ever accidently peed your pants?  
I’m off too. Seems this game is busy as hell in the day (well, day for me, who lives in the US) and never moving at night. So I’ll see all of you tomorrow as well…in about 14 hours from now. But, by all means, keep playing if you want.

**Bricker** , don’t forget about “counting” in your sig. 😉

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**Author:** ![Soullessness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Soullessness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soullessness)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/508 "2005-11-06T07:29:32Z")

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Hope there’s still room for a new player, though from your observation Idle Thoughts, I think I won’t be able to participate as often as I would like.

Truth me please someone!

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/509 "2005-11-06T08:16:27Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Truth me. I’ll answer it when **I** get back.

Lots of people asking about craziest, most stupid, most selfish etc. thing you’ve done. Let’s go for something a bit more positive: what’s the smartest thing you’ve done? What made you go “God_damn_ I’m clever”?

> [@Soullessness](#):
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> Truth me please someone!

Another positive one: what about your body do you like best?

**Exploding Kitchen** , truth or dare?

**PapSett** , truth or dare?

**Revenant Threshold** , truth or dare?

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**Author:** ![Soullessness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Soullessness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soullessness)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/510 "2005-11-06T09:09:47Z")

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> [@Sofis](#):
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> Lots of people asking about craziest, most stupid, most selfish etc. thing you’ve done. Let’s go for something a bit more positive: what’s the smartest thing you’ve done? What made you go “God_damn_ I’m clever”?  
> Another positive one: what about your body do you like best?
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> **Exploding Kitchen** , truth or dare?
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> **PapSett** , truth or dare?
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> **Revenant Threshold** , truth or dare?

My lips 🙂

Sofis: T or D?

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/511 "2005-11-06T09:17:05Z")

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> [@Soullessness](#):
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> My lips 🙂
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> Sofis: T or D?

I’ll be daring and go with a dare :).

Also, I’d be interested in knowing what about your lips you like, if you don’t mind telling.

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**Author:** ![Soullessness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Soullessness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soullessness)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/512 "2005-11-06T10:04:42Z")

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> [@Sofis](#):
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> I’ll be daring and go with a dare :).
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> Also, I’d be interested in knowing what about your lips you like, if you don’t mind telling.

It’s full and luscious with a delicate red blush to it, hehe or rather it is the part of my body I dislike the least.

> [@Sofis](#):
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> Are you kidding me? That’s a 100% word inflation. I should take after it, I’m way behind.

Sofis: in 30 words tell us how much you admire Bricker’s sig line with the word inflation included after every 2nd word (not included in word count)

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/513 "2005-11-06T10:24:54Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> And I’ll give out another truth question that I didn’t start…
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> What’s the most deceptive thing you’ve ever done to try to get laid?

When I was in the Navy, if the girl didn’t ask what I did with for a living, I didn’t tell her, until it became necessary to.

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/514 "2005-11-06T14:09:33Z")

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Did I miss anything good?

Will someone truth me?

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/515 "2005-11-06T14:55:48Z")

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> [@Sofis](#):
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> Are you kidding me? That’s a 100% word inflation. I should take after it, I’m way behind.

Ohh, this is true. If I put salami between every word I’d have like 10,000 words by now!

And, gimme a dare, someone!

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/516 "2005-11-06T15:38:22Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **Bricker** ,  
> **PapSett** , if you still want a truth, here’s one - if you’re straight, have you ever fantasized about a homosexual encounter? If you’re gay, then a straight encounter? Doesn’t have to be a specific person.
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> And I’ll take a truth! But i won’t be back until the morning…

I am straight… and yeah, I have fantisized about an encounter with another woman on occasion.

**Anaamika** - Have you ever been involved in a natural disaster (Tornado, hurricane, flood, etc.) ?

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/517 "2005-11-06T15:43:11Z")

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…and I forgot my new sig line. ☹

**Sofis** - what is the nicest surprise you have ever gotten?

**Liberty3701** - What is the best surprise you have ever GIVEN ?

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Idle Thoughs is dead sexy !!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/518 "2005-11-06T15:58:13Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> **Anaamika** , When you return, Have you ever accidently peed your pants?

Oh yes. When I was a kid I had a pretty severe case of urinary incontinence. I’d wet the bed, etc. I wasn’t able to go to sleepovers until I was old enough to limit myself to no drinks after 6 PM. But once I was at a fine restaurant with my mom, and I was actually kind of dressed up. I was 10 YO, and wearing the prettiest dress. Well, I dunno - after the meal I didn’t go to the bathroom and everyone kept talking, and talking, and talking, and I finally couldn’t hold it anymore. It didn’t all come out, but some of it. No one noticed, or if they did, they didn’t comment.

The doctors tried to figure it out like crazy but it finally stopped all by itself a year later, at age 11.

> [@PapSett](#):
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> Anaamika - Have you ever been involved in a natural disaster (Tornado, hurricane, flood, etc.) ?

I was in India several years ago when a fairly minor earthquake hit. Minor, but it was enough to wake everyone in the house - it was around 2 AM - except for me and my cousin. We both slept like logs right through it, and endured plenty of ribbing the next day.

That’s it - no more natural disasters.

**Idle Thoughts** , **PapSett** , T or D?

And let’s make it - T or D to everyone in this thread!

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/519 "2005-11-06T15:59:40Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> **Liberty3701** - What is the best surprise you have ever GIVEN ?

probably not quite what you’re asking, but I gave my mom quite a surprise when I told her I got engaged. Kinda came out of left field.

Right now, I’m knitting my fiance a blanket; i give better presents than surprises.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/520 "2005-11-06T16:04:50Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **Bricker** , I missed out on your earlier dare, but here’s one if you still want it, before I go to bed.
> 
> Take a relatively simple activity. Say brushing your teeth, or maybe using a toothpick.
> 
> Using legalese or any other specific terminology, describe it in vast detail. Make it incomprehensible. Use a paragraph.
> 
> (How many young girls are you up to spanking? That’s a great twist.)

Here you go - a proposed statute section defining the flossing of teeth:

For purposes of this section, flossing shall be defined as the purposeful and knowing removal by any person, or the purposeful and knowing attempted removal by any person of any particulate or partially digested matter from a single tooth, or lodged between adjacent teeth of any person or animal, or the removal or attempted removal of such particulate matter that may accumulate between such adajacent or colocated teeth and the gum line, or the removal or attempted removal of such particulate or partially digested matter attached to or lodged upon the front of any tooth or adjacent teeth, by the use of a waxed or otherwise treated thread under tension designed for the aforementioned purpose, or by untreated thread used in similar fashion, providing that no instance of flossing shall exist upon the mere intromission or insertion into the mouth of the person or animal in question any untreated thread for any purpose other than that associated with the removal of particulate or partially digested matter as hereunder defined.

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I like spanking 3 young girls.

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