# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/561 "2005-11-06T20:34:17Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > (But I will say that I always wanted an older brother for just that purpose. Yes, I reckon I have issues…!) hmmmm… Creaky, truth or dare? * * * I like spanking 9 young girls. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/562 "2005-11-06T20:34:43Z")
[QUOTE=Creaky] [QUOTE=Anaamika] Creaky, T or D? > [@](#): > > Truth’s been fun. > > Thus far. > > Hit me again! Creaky. Revenant. Same question. Which superhero do you most admire, and why? And if Liberty wishes to answer and stop suffering, it’s OK by me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/563 "2005-11-06T20:35:49Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Bricker, T or D? Dare. * * * I like spanking 10 young girls. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/564 "2005-11-06T20:35:49Z")
Um…I’ll take a…dare because, you know, my username is **dare\_devil007\_** and all. Remember: I’m only 15!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/565 "2005-11-06T20:37:06Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Dare. > > * * * > > I like spanking 10 young girls. Let’s hear \*your \*confessional letter. You’re a lawyer, right? You’re caught…er…spanking the daughter of a very important client. Her father is pissed as nails, and threatening to take it to the press and completely destroy your reputation. Apologize in a letter! ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/566 "2005-11-06T20:41:02Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > And if Liberty wishes to answer and stop suffering, it’s OK by me. 🙂 it’s that bad, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/567 "2005-11-06T20:52:19Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Which superhero do you most admire, and why? # Hmm, good question. I think i’ll have to go with Arsenal, because he kicked his heroin habit. Go Speedy! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/568 "2005-11-06T20:53:23Z")
Oh, and **truth** or **dare** , Anaamika? ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/569 "2005-11-06T20:54:22Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Which superhero do you most admire, and why? I cannot say that I am well-versed in the heroes of the universe but if I were forced to choose (and wouldn’t you, if you were in my shoes?) I would pick someone strong, handsome, and wise Someone you could televize… I liked the Spiderman movie (Toby Maguire’s quite groovy) And since nothing’s as cool as radioactive spider drool… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/570 "2005-11-06T20:55:22Z")
> [@dare\_devil007\_](#): > > Um…I’ll take a…dare because, you know, my username is **dare\_devil007\_** and all. > > Remember: I’m only 15!! 😉 Ok. Pick one person who has participated in this thread and construct two flattering limericks about them. **Revenant** , truth, please! **Liberty** , bravo! ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/571 "2005-11-06T20:56:28Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Dare me. I dare ya to dare me. > > * * * > > I like spanking 8 young girls. Please sing the praises in at least 50 words of having a colonoscopy . * * * Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/572 "2005-11-06T20:56:39Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Let’s hear \*your \*confessional letter. > > You’re a lawyer, right? You’re caught…er…spanking the daughter of a very important client. Her father is pissed as nails, and threatening to take it to the press and completely destroy your reputation. > > Apologize in a letter! Dear Steve: Before you make a final decision on the matter we spoke about after your unexpected appearance in my office yesterday afternoon, I feel there are some things I should make clear. First of all, I know your daughter is the apple of your eye, and you’ll always see her as the charming young maiden that needs her dad’s protection and guidance. But she’s an adult. And while I realize I’m quite a bit older than she is, I am an adult as well. I’m very sorry you had to learn of our relationship in the way you did, and I’m very sorry that the relationsip you discovered so unexpectedly was so unconventional, in more than one way. You’re undoubtedly not in the mood to hear dispassionate analysis from any source - least of all me - but it’s as hard for a parent to come to grips with his child’s sexuality as the reverse is. And just as I’m sure you wouldn’t have been comfortable with Anna walking in on you, so, too was she absolutely mortified that you walked in and discovered us. But the reality is, Steve, that as upset as I know you are, what you saw was nothing more than your adult daughter doing things that are, as an adult, perfectly within her rights - and mine - to do. I know, too, you feel a sense of professional betrayal, and I am perfectly prepared to transfer your file to another partner or associate of your choice. But consider that SHE was never my client - you were. And although you may picture that what I was doing was hurting her, I assure you, without the slightest self-consciousness, that what was going on was something SHE wanted, and not something that was forced upon her. Our professional relationship has been of great advantage to both of us through the years. I hope that you can put aside your anger, and your embarrassment as a father, and realize that what you saw was nothing wrong… however it might have seemed. It was perhaps wrong of me to risk your discovery like this, and for that I ask you forgiveness and understanding; for choosing your daughter, I have neither regrets nor apologies. And I hope you understand that, too. Yours sincerely, Bricker * * * I like spanking 11 young girls. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/573 "2005-11-06T21:04:11Z")
:: sits here in stunned admiration of Bricker’s letter :: WOW! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/574 "2005-11-06T21:06:11Z")
Bricker’s story makes sense, but then you read his sig line… And **Anaamika** , If you could relive one moment of your life, either to change it or to expirience it again, what would it be? ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/575 "2005-11-06T21:06:59Z")
**Anaamika** , my love, What are you most afraid of? (is this five posts yet? and if you already answered this, subsitute “afraid” with “embarrassed” or “enamored” or somesuch word ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/576 "2005-11-06T21:09:58Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > And **Anaamika** , If you could relive one moment of your life, either to change it or to expirience it again, what would it be? I would dearly love to visit India again, but you said one moment. How long is a moment? But actually I do have one…the very first time in my life I said “I love you” to someone and they said it back. That first flush of love… > [@liberty3701](#): > > Anaamika, my love, > What are you most afraid of? Physically: suffocating. Drowning doesn’t scare me as much. I’m thinking of plastic bag over the head, etc. Emotionally: Growing old & dying alone. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/577 "2005-11-06T21:15:15Z")
I’ll be gone for a few hours, but T or D anyone? When I come back I’ll distribute them! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/578 "2005-11-06T21:18:33Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Please sing the praises in at least 50 words of having a colonoscopy . (With apologies to “My Darlin Clementine”) Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! Oh most scary, exploration That feels much like violent crime. Now you’re stuck there, at the doctor’s With a smock that’s got no back Nether regions hanging out there Waiting for a gloved attack Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! Oh most scary, exploration That feels much like violent crime. Comes the glove now, and the finger That’s not the worst of the offense They’re just the front lines, the advance troops Metal scope feels… immense Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! Oh most scary, exploration That feels much like violent crime. Now it’s in there, taking pictures Of some very private scenes It’s a exit, not an entrance For an intruding, cold machine Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! Oh most scary, exploration That feels too much like violent crime. ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/579 "2005-11-06T21:25:41Z")
> [@Sofis](#): > > I hope you realise my imagination is going to fill in the blanks, yes ;)? > > So, a dare. Write a poem expressing your deep passion for… um… Margaret Thatcher. At least fourteen lines long. Sonnets are traditional for that sort of thing, I hear, but pick any scheme you like. Conservative leader of Britain Oh how I admire thee so Dismantling the nanny state And crushing your Argentine foe. You got along with Reagan And ruled for over a decade But I would like nothing more Than to share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade With you and your Cabinet Most Conservative of them all And together we can toast The Labour Party’s fall. Oh Margaret, lady of Iron I truly do adore you Despite that people may think That a liberal must abhor you. – Ouch. Okay, hit me again. Truth, please. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/580 "2005-11-06T21:26:01Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > (With apologies to “My Darlin Clementine”) > Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! > Oh most scary, exploration > That feels much like violent crime. > > Now you’re stuck there, at the doctor’s > With a smock that’s got no back > Nether regions hanging out there > Waiting for a gloved attack > > Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! > Oh most scary, exploration > That feels much like violent crime. > > Comes the glove now, and the finger > That’s not the worst of the offense > They’re just the front lines, the advance troops > Metal scope feels… immense > > Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! > Oh most scary, exploration > That feels much like violent crime. > > Now it’s in there, taking pictures > Of some very private scenes > It’s a exit, not an entrance > For an intruding, cold machine > > Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, colonoscopy time! > Oh most scary, exploration > That feels too much like violent crime. From somebody who has felt the indignity of an on colonoscopy, Bravo, well-done [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=30)