# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/801 "2005-11-07T23:16:46Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > **PapSett** , make up a product and hawk it to us. Just one product, one post. > > And I’ll take truths all around! _Hey Dog Owners !!!_ Have trouble putting Fido to bed at night? Does Fifi insist on staying up all night long? **NEW!!!** from K-Tel Records ! **Canine Lullabyes** sung by _Big-Name Artists!_ …so big we can’t tell you who they are ! On one album , for the _bargain basement price of_ only $19.95 ($24.95 for 8 track tape or cassette!) Plus $9.95 S/H , you get these instant sleep-inducing hits: Rock-a-bye Bowser Close Your Eyes Spot Sleep, Sleep Little Rover Duke, Nappy-Nap Time Sleepy-Bye Time Sweet Puppy And many, many more !! Twelve bedtime blasts in all ! **PLUS !!!** If you act RIGHT NOW , we will include at no extra charge, **Doggy Dinnertime Tunes**! That’s right , absolutely **FREE !!!** Ten additional songs, including: Don’t Drink From the Toilet Darlin’ Roadkill Is Good As Filet Mignion Cat Litter Crunchies , Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Everybody’s Counter Surfin’ **DON’T DELAY !!** This is a limited time offer ! Call toll-free 1-800-K9 TUNES * * * **Anaamika** : What is the stupidest, most useless thing you have bought that cost over $25 ? * * * Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!! ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/802 "2005-11-07T23:17:01Z")
> [@Creaky](#): > > I’ll take a Dare from **Anaamika** … > > … and a Truth from **Idle Thoughts**. First, for **Anaamika** : You asked if I would write in verse. Request of poetry’s a curse! I’ll do my best to meet the dare; To back out now would not be fair. Okay, now for **Idle Thoughts** : I am a Sub, I cannot lie, Which means I mostly see the sky. I like the whip, the crop, the rope, I’m much like a Mediaeval Pope! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/803 "2005-11-07T23:24:37Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Truth, please. And same to you! Dare me. 🙂 And would you ever cheat if the perfect guy/chance arose? **Bricker** , Do you enjoy giving oral sex or getting it better? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/804 "2005-11-07T23:24:42Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > **Anyrose** , feel free to ask anyone now. 🙂 And truth or dare to you again? > > From page 18. > > **Papsett** , When was the last time you had to fart in public (or with someone around) and what came of it? Hmmm… I think that was the last time I had taken my dogs Kharma & Nick to training class, and I was having… er , digestive problems. I made the excuse that I thought Nick had to potty, took him outside by myself and let rip. :o ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/805 "2005-11-07T23:25:42Z")
Hahah, that’s great. Truth or Dare to the next person who posts in here. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/806 "2005-11-07T23:26:49Z")
I guess I’ll live a little. Someone Dare me. Oh, and **Idle Thoughts**? Truth or Dare? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/807 "2005-11-07T23:28:36Z")
**Creaky** , that second poem was great! > [@PapSett](#): > > **Anaamika** : What is the stupidest, most useless thing you have bought that cost over $25 ? Probably my Pampered Chef baking stone. I forget how much it cost, but it broke, and then they replaced it, and that one broke, too. And I followed all the instructions. I’ll never buy PC again. T or D, both of you? And Bricker? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/808 "2005-11-07T23:30:39Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Dare me. 🙂 > > And would you ever cheat if the perfect guy/chance arose? If Pierce Brosnan invites me into his trailer, nothing’s stopping me. 🙂 And for your dare…hmm. Ooo! I’ve got it - write a \*very \*short erotica. Like 4-8 lines. The catch being, it can’t be erotic at all. Make it as mind-boggingly boring and dull as possible. Hmm, I just thought of the perfect dare for **Bricker** , if he’s so inclined. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/809 "2005-11-07T23:34:23Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > I guess I’ll live a little. Someone Dare me. > Oh, and **Idle Thoughts**? Truth or Dare? You were the next person to answer after I posted. 😛 So…for the next 5 posts in this thread, you must post…very annoyingly. J u s t l i k e t h i s . And me, I’ll take a truth. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/810 "2005-11-07T23:41:57Z")
**Anaamika** … DARE ME !!! * * * Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!!11 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/811 "2005-11-07T23:44:10Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > **Anaamika** … DARE ME !!! > > * * * > > Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!!11 Ok, fine. What’s your fetish? Fetish meaning what unusual thing turns you on, not necessarily to an unhealthy amount. Other than Idle Thoughts, of course. 😛 (referencing your sig line) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/812 "2005-11-07T23:45:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Ok, fine. What’s your fetish? Fetish meaning what unusual thing turns you on, not necessarily to an unhealthy amount. > > Other than Idle Thoughts, of course. 😛 (referencing your sig line) Whoopsie. That’d be a truth. OK, let’s run with it…tell us about a made-up, unusual fetish someone might have, in a paragraph. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/813 "2005-11-07T23:49:52Z")
It’s been a day, by the way, PapSett, You can take it out. 😛 Unless, of course, you WANT to keep it in there…in which case I have no objections. Truth or Dare, **Anaamika, PapSett**? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/814 "2005-11-07T23:53:05Z")
D o y o u m e a n t h a t I m u s t p o s t e x a c t l y l i k e t h i s o r i s a n y a n n o y i n g w a y o k a y ? ( 1 ) ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/815 "2005-11-07T23:54:34Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Ok, fine. What’s your fetish? Fetish meaning what unusual thing turns you on, not necessarily to an unhealthy amount. > > Other than Idle Thoughts, of course. 😛 (referencing your sig line) 😃 Dunno how unusual it is , but I **love** having my feet rubbed, fondled, licked, just touched n general ! That is my most fetish-like fetish. **Feydeau** - you wanted a dare. I dare you to write an erotic short story starring Popeye and Olive Oyl . **Idle Thoughts** - your dare is to write a personal ad for Superman. * * * Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!! ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/816 "2005-11-07T23:54:44Z")
\*\*I d l e T h o u g h t s\*\* , h a v e y o u t a s t e d y o u r o w n s e m e n ? ( 2 ) ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/817 "2005-11-07T23:58:10Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > It’s been a day, by the way, PapSett, You can take it out. 😛 Unless, of course, you WANT to keep it in there…in which case I have no objections. > Truth or Dare, **Anaamika, PapSett**? Well… OK , I’ll take it out. Getting sort of used to writing it, actually. 😛 Gimme a truth **Idle Thoughts**! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/818 "2005-11-08T00:00:18Z")
Yes, I have tasted it. And yes, I do mean post that way…only 3 more times. 🙂 (However, I’d hope you’d wait until you were done before doing the dare **PS** gave you. 😛 I’ll get right on your dare now, **PapSett**. What was the last “naughty” thing you saw online? ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/819 "2005-11-08T00:01:34Z")
Oooh, I wanna play! Truth. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/820 "2005-11-08T00:02:45Z")
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