# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/821 "2005-11-08T00:03:08Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Whoopsie. That’d be a truth. OK, let’s run with it…tell us about a made-up, unusual fetish someone might have, in a paragraph. My fetish is trombone players. Everything about them. Even the word trombone turns me on. Trombone, trombone, trombone. I fantasize about licking out the open bowl of a trombone. I get off thinking about a trombone player blowing his horn over my coochie, of him slipping that sliding thing-a-majig between my legs. Ooooh baby ! Trombone me ! ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/822 "2005-11-08T00:08:09Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > What was the last “naughty” thing you saw online? A friend sent me an e mail called Disrobics, it was a video of a bunch of nekkid men doing arobics and dancing. Is that naughty enough? **Kaotic Newtral** - How old were you the first time you felt up and/or were felt up by the opposite sex? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/823 "2005-11-08T00:08:33Z")
I would find this e x t r e m e l y annoying, wouldn’t you? This may or may not be number four. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/824 "2005-11-08T00:18:55Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Truth me for now. Hmmmm…ok, I’ve set this for someone before but I think it’s a good one; have you ever betrayed the trust of an SO or your children (if you have any) by reading their email or looking at their cell/mobile phone? ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/825 "2005-11-08T00:19:38Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > A friend sent me an e mail called Disrobics, it was a video of a bunch of nekkid men doing arobics and dancing. Is that naughty enough? > > **Kaotic Newtral** - How old were you the first time you felt up and/or were felt up by the opposite sex? Feeling up…and down happened at the same time. I was 13 years old and went to live with my Aunt for a while. It was summer in Battle Lake, Minnesota…I had no idea what I was doing and it was also the first time I had sex. I’d been living there for a while and I guess the ‘new guy in town’ syndrome helped. I fondly remember the girl who was a few grades ahead of me at the time…it was awesome. The fondling started at the lake and the rest happened at a rental house that her father owned. Man…that’s a good memory. Thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/826 "2005-11-08T00:22:50Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > **Bricker** , Do you enjoy giving oral sex or getting it better? Do you enjoy breathing or drinking more? Can’t answer it: at the right time, both are absolutely essential; at other times, you can take or leave either one. So at any given moment, I might have a definitive answer, or I might not. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/827 "2005-11-08T00:24:13Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > . > > Hmm, I just thought of the perfect dare for **Bricker** , if he’s so inclined. I’m inclined. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/828 "2005-11-08T00:32:23Z")
**Revenant Threshold** - truth or dare ? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/829 "2005-11-08T00:34:20Z")
J u s t i n c a s e . I ’ m a p p a r e n t l y t o o i m p a t i e n t t o w a i t f o r a r u l i n g . ## ( 3 ## 4 5 ? ) ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/830 "2005-11-08T00:38:58Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > Instead of reading 17 pages…wtf is up with this vertical typing? It’s very annoying. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/831 "2005-11-08T00:41:02Z")
> [@Kaotic Newtral](#): > > Oooh, I wanna play! > > Truth. Cool username. I know what your interests are! (And I share them!) What was the last time you felt old. **Bricker** , fanfic! I know how much you love fanfic, so let’s hear some. Let’s make it… regarding Batman, since he’s my all-time favorite superhero. And doesn’t have to be sex. And nothing negative about him! 😛 Just a para will do. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/832 "2005-11-08T00:42:20Z")
> [@Kaotic Newtral](#): > > Instead of reading 17 pages…wtf is up with this vertical typing? It’s very annoying. It’s **Feydeau** ’s dare - it’ll be over soon. And the end of that should be a question, i.e.: what was the last time you felt old? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/833 "2005-11-08T00:49:17Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > \*\*Revenant Threshold \*\* - truth or dare ? Dare me. ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/834 "2005-11-08T00:51:19Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > It’s **Feydeau** ’s dare - it’ll be over soon. > > And the end of that should be a question, i.e.: what was the last time you felt old? That’s why I asked…I figured I’d make an ass out of myself. The last time I felt very old (I’m 36) was at the house of a friend of mine. His son was having a party and I guess that his father and I were reliving our youth/chaperoning. (He’s the type that doesn’t mind if his son drinks on occasion…just that his son and his friends don’t endanger themselves. His son is 19). A friend of his son (20 year old hottie to boot), walked up and asked me if I was the ‘dad’ of my friend’s son. Ooof, it hit me like a brick! Whilst I have a daughter who’s 9…the thought never occurred to me that I was old enough to have a 19 year old son. It was like a kick in the chest and I’ve been living for the moment ever since! 😉 Um, Anaamika…without reading through all the pages and not knowing if this has been answered before. Have you ever lied to a significant other about having an orgasm with them on more than one occasion? If so, why? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/835 "2005-11-08T00:51:39Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Dare me. I dare you…to write a journal entry from the point of view of a gorilla at the zoo. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/836 "2005-11-08T00:57:07Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Would you have sex with someone who saved your life (if they asked when you said “How can I ever repay you?”)? Depends really, but prolly not. If they were good-looking and I liked them I’d think about it more than if they were some random ugly stranger. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/837 "2005-11-08T00:57:28Z")
> [@Kaotic Newtral](#): > > Have you ever lied to a significant other about having an orgasm with them on more than one occasion? If so, why? Yes. My first serious love wasn’t very good in bed. I loved him dearly though, and didn’t know enough about the whole thing to realize it could be way, way better. He wanted reassurance and I told him, yes, I came, yes, it was good, when it wasn’t. I mean it was good, but not enough. He didn’t actually seem to like sex very much. 😕 I don’t think we were well suited. T or D? ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/838 "2005-11-08T01:00:58Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Yes. > > My first serious love wasn’t very good in bed. I loved him dearly though, and didn’t know enough about the whole thing to realize it could be way, way better. He wanted reassurance and I told him, yes, I came, yes, it was good, when it wasn’t. I mean it was good, but not enough. > > He didn’t actually seem to like sex very much. 😕 I don’t think we were well suited. > > T or D? Wow, I’d guess not. 🙂 I’m all about Truth…bring it! It must be either the Chaotic or Neutral part. BTW…I am a gamer but the nickname came from a friend who told me I live that way…She told me I’m a free-spirit and wasn’t the first. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/839 "2005-11-08T01:03:49Z")
> [@Kaotic Newtral](#): > > I’m all about Truth…bring it! It must be either the Chaotic or Neutral part. Probably the Neutral, I’d think chaotics lie if they had to. 🙂 And you have a 9 YO daughter, eh? Has she ever walked in on you and your wife (I’m presuming you have one) getting it on? What did you say? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/840 "2005-11-08T01:12:41Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > I dare you…to write a journal entry from the point of view of a gorilla at the zoo. Dear Diary, Ugh. Grr! Ugh gruff urk grr ugh! Grr ugh… 😛 Dear Diary, Blasted humans came and watched me again today. Bloody voyeurs! I mean, when it gets to the point when you can’t even take a crap without a schoolload of children watching and giggling…Well, it tends to make one quite upset. Lunch was atypical. Bananas _again_. I was forced to remind Jeffrey the Keeper once again that a little variety in one’s diet is something to strive for; it breaks the monotony, as it were. He had the temerity to scoff at this! Well, we shall see who has the last laugh - When we play our chess game this weekend, I’m not going to hold back! I think _that_ should settle this ridiculous “higher evolved” notion that buffoon has. Honestly, sometimes it’s enough to make me weep. The Pandas invited me over for tea in the evening. As I have said before, a most enchanting couple. And what taste! I expected some mere Earl Grey, (Not to self: do not visit the chimpanzee’s tea party again. Simply awful behaviour!) but I was treated to a delectable cup of Colombian Finest Ground! The repast ( a choice leg of lamb ) was as excellent as I have come to expect; I asked for, and recieved, the recipe, so I hope my book club will enjoy the meal as much as I did! But now it is time for me to retire, dear diary; “lights out” I believe is the phrase the keepers use! So charming! I shall sup my cocoa as I read my Dumas. Truly, the evening is the most wonderful part of the day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=43)