# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/941 "2005-11-08T19:25:15Z")

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I think I’ll take a truth from **Anaamika** and a dare from **Feydeau**.

And a truth for **Anaamika** …alright, I’ve sometimes played a game of Truth or Dare wishing someone would ask me about the scandalous secret I was dying to reveal, but couldn’t, in good taste/conscience. So, is there some question you keep hoping someone will ask? If so, ask it of yourself, and then answer it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/942 "2005-11-08T19:27:37Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> T or D, Strinka?  
> T or D, The Weird One?  
> T or D, liberty?  
> T or D, Revenant?

Truth, please!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/943 "2005-11-08T19:29:15Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> Truth, please!

Who did you first tell about losing your virginity - not counting your partner in the act?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/944 "2005-11-08T19:31:34Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> Anaamika, Truth or Dare?  
> **Bricker** , Truth or Dare?

What fun! I’ll take a truth, my dearest. **Feydeau** , another truth, if you would be so kind!

**Revenant** , tally ho! Describe in one paragraph what silly fools we Americans be.

**Bricker** , write me a letter of recommendation that looks positive but isn’t.  
(Ok, everyone knows I’m trying to complete a dare and not just being silly, right? Good.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/945 "2005-11-08T19:36:37Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Who did you first tell about losing your virginity - not counting your partner in the act?

Let’s see, I’m pretty sure that would’ve been my friend Desi. Our friendship has been long-distance since the end of middle school, so I probably took the phone into my room, closed the door, and put on some music before telling her. (I was 16 at the time.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/946 "2005-11-08T19:40:37Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> (Ok, everyone knows I’m trying to complete a dare and not just being silly, right? Good.)

Ho, there, my dear! No ruining the fun by using disclaimers. (methinks)

Anyway, what’s wrong with being silly? Googlty plick plop! ;j

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/947 "2005-11-08T19:43:17Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> Ho, there, my dear! No ruining the fun by using disclaimers. (methinks)
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> Anyway, what’s wrong with being silly? Googlty plick plop! ;j

I suppose you Americans think there is nothing wrong with being silly. We English on the other hand, pride ourselves on being completely serious. Nothing can cause us to even crack a smile.

God Save The Queen!

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/948 "2005-11-08T19:48:24Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I suppose you Americans think there is nothing wrong with being silly. We English on the other hand, pride ourselves on being completely serious. Nothing can cause us to even crack a smile.
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> God Save The Queen!

[Ah, yes, the serious Brits! Quite right!](http://www.univie.ac.at/cga/art/tv.html) Carry on, then, wot wot!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/949 "2005-11-08T19:54:03Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> **Bricker** , write me a letter of recommendation that looks positive but isn’t.

To Whom It May Concern:

It gives me great pleasure to recommend Anaamika for a job somewhere other than her current employment here.

During her time here, Anaamika has been one of the most self-directed employees I have ever supervised. Her attention to her assigned tasks is exceeded only by her willingness to research and explore the information highway on her own. Our own internal monitoring system has documented her zeal and determination in this regard; she has spent countless hours during the workday ensuring that her grasp and comprehension of available Internet resources is kept up to speed.

Anaamika is very responsible. Every single time she’s had to take leave on a Friday or Monday, she has informed her supervisor, often ahead of time. She takes great pride in responsibly ensuring that everyone in the office knows when she won’t be there.

She is also very civic-minded. During a recent investigation we had concerning certain missing office equipment, Anaamika was among the first to volunteer her extensive knowledge of civil rights and protections, rights that all citizens enjoy in our great democracy.

In short, it’s hard to imagine taking greater joy than I do at the prospect of being instrumental in helping Anaamika find a new job.

Sincerely,

Bricker

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/950 "2005-11-08T19:58:19Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> [Ah, yes, the serious Brits! Quite right!](http://www.univie.ac.at/cga/art/tv.html) Carry on, then, wot wot!

Perhaps you think they are humorous, my good woman? Well, I am here to inform you that they are completely and utterly ridiculous. I have never seen anything so juvenile and immature in my life.

**Bricker, excellent job. You have my heartiest recommendation. Perhaps you’d care to join me for a spot of tea?**

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/951 "2005-11-08T19:59:23Z")

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Oh my. How embarrassing. Do forgive me.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/952 "2005-11-08T20:03:36Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Revenant, tally ho! Describe in one paragraph what silly fools we Americans be.

Well, Americans embody silly foolishness! Firstly, look at all the license plate stickers on their cars - Is it really necessary to inform everyone of your political/religious/whatever beliefs even when driving? Secondly, Americans invented the “pull my finger” joke. I think that speaks for itself. Thirdly, Americans got Firefly _canceled_. Fifthly, Americans can’t count. Sixthly, **OH MY GOD! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!** And you see, you looked. How silly and foolish. Seventhly, Anne Rice. And to top the whole thing off, you’ve got thirteen stripes in your flag, when _everyone_ knows thirteen is unlucky.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/953 "2005-11-08T20:04:11Z")

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Do you mean to suggest that you’re not as enthusiastic about having **Bricker** over for tea as your last post might suggest? 😉

As **Feydeau** hasn’t shown up for a while, would anyone else care to dare me?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/954 "2005-11-08T20:06:17Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Oh my. How embarrassing. Do forgive me.

The sniffing of cauliflower farts you have no problem with – but THAT was embarrassing, eh?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/955 "2005-11-08T20:08:30Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> Do you mean to suggest that you’re not as enthusiastic about having **Bricker** over for tea as your last post might suggest? 😉

Pish posh! I was merely apologizing for my lack of coding skills. Unlike you Americans, we are the \*height \* of civility and good manners. You should seek to imitate us.

> [@Bricker](#):
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> The sniffing of cauliflower farts you have no problem with – but THAT was embarrassing, eh?

Dirty pool, old man! NO MORE!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/956 "2005-11-08T20:09:30Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> Do you mean to suggest that you’re not as enthusiastic about having **Bricker** over for tea as your last post might suggest? 😉
> 
> As **Feydeau** hasn’t shown up for a while, would anyone else care to dare me?

Sure.

Your dare is: You’re a true crazy-stalker type, and you’ve just had a first date - coffee at Starbucks, ten minutes start to finish - with someone that you (naturally) are now convinced you are destined to spend the rest of your life with, starting now. Write an e-mail to your date pouring your heart out. This needs to be the sort of e-mail that gets posted to message boards with rueful commentary about the mental stability of the sender - know what I mean?

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/957 "2005-11-08T20:15:40Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Dirty pool, old man! NO MORE!

Dirty pool?

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/958 "2005-11-08T20:16:10Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Ah. Didn’t consider that possibility 😛
> 
> Ok, then, instead, tell us about the time you first realised you were bi.

I realized it around the same time I realized I like anybody _that way._ An early bloomer 😉

Would you like a truth or dare?

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/959 "2005-11-08T20:17:16Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> T or D, liberty?

eh, truth?

I’m way behind here! Stupid real-life stuff…

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**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/960 "2005-11-08T20:18:57Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> T or D, liberty?

dare me! But no poetry, please. For your sake more than mine 😛

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