# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/961 "2005-11-08T20:19:02Z")
> [@liberty3701](#): > > Would you like a truth or dare? Certainly. 🙂 I’ll take truth, for 500. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/962 "2005-11-08T20:19:27Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > 😃😉 :dubious: 😛😃 > > **Harimad-sol** , what do you do that annoys other people, but you can’t seem to stop yourself? Bite my nails, talk in funny voices, sing, laugh a lot. Another truth, please. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/963 "2005-11-08T20:19:42Z")
T or D, Bricker? T or D, The Weird One? T or D, Revenant? I’m done with my English-speak, thankfully. Although it \*was \* fun. \*\*Liberty \*\* - tell us about the last time you were completely clumsy without a reason (tripped over a painted line, etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/964 "2005-11-08T20:21:53Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > T or D, Revenant? Dare, please. And T or D back to you? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/965 "2005-11-08T20:24:16Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Dare, please. And T or D back to you? Time for me to inflict my punishment on someone else! Your next five posts must be in pirate-speak only. And you may pick which one you want to bestow on me! ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/966 "2005-11-08T20:24:33Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Certainly. 🙂 I’ll take truth, for 500. If you could have a dinner party with 5 people, living or dead, who would they be and why? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/967 "2005-11-08T20:25:58Z")
**Bricker** – what’s the most unusual item you’ve used sexually – either alone or with someone? **Anaamika** – if you could do one horrible terrible thing and be assured that no one would _ever_ find out, what would it be (and to whom if applicable)? **The Weird One** – I dare you to post in the most scathing, sarcastic way that you are able, for the next three posts. ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/968 "2005-11-08T20:28:17Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > \*\*Liberty \*\* - tell us about the last time you were completely clumsy without a reason (tripped over a painted line, etc.) I was walking around the office/department today in socks … bad idea. I over-reacted to this part of the floor that’s warped, and almost ended in the splits. Right infront of the accounting office; those geeks will never let me live it down. Would you like a truth or dare? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/969 "2005-11-08T20:29:03Z")
> [@liberty3701](#): > > dare me! But no poetry, please. For your sake more than mine 😛 You know who you find really hot? I mean, just smokin’ raw sexy hot? I do. It’s [Abe Vigoda](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3684/Events/3684/AbeVigoda_Kambo_6143908_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vigoda,%20Abe), star of stage and screen. Tell us, though, what is it about Abe that makes you squirm so deliciously? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/970 "2005-11-08T20:29:36Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > **Anaamika** – if you could do one horrible terrible thing and be assured that no one would _ever_ find out, what would it be (and to whom if applicable)? I’d either rob a bank or rob some really filthy rich & not-nice person. **liberty** , I’ll take a truth! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/971 "2005-11-08T20:30:12Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > **Bricker** – what’s the most unusual item you’ve used sexually – either alone or with someone? Baby (cocktail) carrots. 19 of them, to be exact. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/972 "2005-11-08T20:30:51Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > You know who you find really hot? I mean, just smokin’ raw sexy hot? > > I do. It’s [Abe Vigoda](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3684/Events/3684/AbeVigoda_Kambo_6143908_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vigoda,%20Abe), star of stage and screen. > > Tell us, though, what is it about Abe that makes you squirm so deliciously? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Bricker, you play dirty. Really, really dirty. I mean - Abe Vigoda!? And upon preview - carrots? Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/973 "2005-11-08T20:31:47Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > And upon preview - carrots? Whoa. Baby carrots. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/974 "2005-11-08T20:32:14Z")
I’m sorry – I really do make an effort to keep up, really I do. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/975 "2005-11-08T20:33:29Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Baby carrots. Can I just ask another question? You weren’t _alone_, were you? Not that there’s anything wrong with that… ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/976 "2005-11-08T20:36:43Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Can I just ask another question? You weren’t _alone_, were you? > > Not that there’s anything wrong with that… Nope. I was not alone with the baby carrots. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/977 "2005-11-08T20:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > ="liberty3701"If you could have a dinner party with 5 people, living or dead, who would they be and why? Yarr haha harr! Moi first pick be Stephen Fry, and so ‘tis! He be a funny swashbuckler, I tell ye that! Oi reckon then it’d ‘ave to be Joss Stone, arr, she be a winsome lass and no mistake! Then oi think i’d have to be pickin’ that George Lucas! He be a scurvy knave at toimes, but he makes up for it, that he does! I’m thinkin’ after that it’d be that bilgewater rat George Bush…i’m sure oi could find a way to sneak a bit of the ol’ poison in his rations, Yarr harr! And lastly, me heartys, it’d have to be that JK Rowling, so I could start pesterin’ her with questions 'bout 'Arry Potter! Yo ho! > [@Anaamika](#): > > And you may pick which one you want to bestow on me! I be pickin’ a truth! Has a scurvy friend of yours ever tried to woo ye, though ye did not love them that way in return? Spill the beans, fair wench! Yar harr harr harrrr! ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/978 "2005-11-08T20:42:13Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > You know who you find really hot? I mean, just smokin’ raw sexy hot? > > I do. It’s [Abe Vigoda](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3684/Events/3684/AbeVigoda_Kambo_6143908_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Vigoda,%20Abe), star of stage and screen. > > Tell us, though, what is it about Abe that makes you squirm so deliciously? Well, first of all, a confession: _I love balding men_. I mean **love** them. So, Abe definitely has that going for him. I also love old men, that smell they have, that certain cologne they wear that smells kinda like cloves soaked in rubbing alcohol … yum-a-dum-dum. Abe, oh, Abe, he’s got that cute little monkey smile and that great sense of humor, smashing fashion sense. Really, what’s not to love? He can act, too, which is something I find really amazing, since I can’t act my way out of a paper bag. Just seeing him on my TV screen, I just can’t control myself. I see him every night in my dreams. I’m drooling just thinking about my dream last night. And I bet he’s rolling in it, up to his cute little monkey ears in money. Really, just thinking about him makes me horny… :o ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/979 "2005-11-08T20:43:27Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > **liberty** , I’ll take a truth! I’m feeling unoriginal, so: If you could have a dinner party with 5 people, living or dead, who would they be and why? And now, alas, I must get some gosh darn work done! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/980 "2005-11-08T20:43:42Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Sure. > > Your dare is: You’re a true crazy-stalker type, and you’ve just had a first date - coffee at Starbucks, ten minutes start to finish - with someone that you (naturally) are now convinced you are destined to spend the rest of your life with, starting now. Write an e-mail to your date pouring your heart out. This needs to be the sort of e-mail that gets posted to message boards with rueful commentary about the mental stability of the sender - know what I mean? Alright, I don’t think I can do this one and **Feydeau** ’s at the same time, so I’ll do this one first. With inspiration from **dare\_devil007\_**'s [friend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322013)… My darling Love, Oh, I’m so glad to’ve finally met you! I can’t believe we had such an amazing connection right away! It’s like it was meant to be. I mean, what are the chances that we would live just seven blocks away from each other? Seven’s a lucky number, you know. I can’t imagine how I’ve lived my whole life without you, you’re everything I want in a husband, it’s like God made you just for me! Can you come by for dinner tonight? I can’t wait to see you again! Every minute without you is like an eternity of darkness. Forever yours, **The Weird One** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=50)