# Truth or Dare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 54

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1061 "2005-11-09T15:56:50Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> A truth for you:
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> If you’d ever met face-to-face that stinker who was trying to sabotage your pirate ship, what would you have liked to happen? 😃

Heh, punishment, of course. I suppose it could be negotiable what kind of punishment - services rendered, perhaps.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1062 "2005-11-09T16:04:14Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **The Weird One** - Address the poster of your choice in the style of an obscene phone call.

:o

[sultry voice]Hello, **Malacandra**. I was just lying her in my nightie, trying to remember how to tie a bowline. I thought maybe you could help me out…I keep putting the end of the rope in and out of the hole, but I just can’t get it right. Maybe you and your sexy accent could come over here and show me what to do…[/sultry voice]

I done good?

And yeah, I guess this thread’s pretty much done. Thanks for a good time, everyone!

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1063 "2005-11-09T16:06:54Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Same to you, **Scott Plaid**!

> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> :eek:  
> T (But I have to log off now.)

Unless I overlooked something, I never got my question. Thus, I will be taking one or two more truths before this thread dies a peaceful death in its’ sleep.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1064 "2005-11-09T16:14:11Z")

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Sorry, Scott Plaid! It seems to be a popular finishing question, so, is there any question you were hoping,but nervous that, someone would ask you? And what would the answer to it be?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1065 "2005-11-09T16:14:52Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> 😕 :eek: :mad: Bastard!

There’ll be other opportunities, no doubt. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1066 "2005-11-09T16:25:07Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Heh, punishment, of course. I suppose it could be negotiable what kind of punishment - services rendered, perhaps.

Well, your standing and running rigging seem to be in need of some repairs… and my knotcraft is second to none…

_ **Muahahahahaaa…** _😛😃😉

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1067 "2005-11-09T17:16:51Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Btw, one or two other posters owe us a truth before we turn out the lights and put the chairs on the tables.

I got a **T or D** on the bottom of the last page, so if I’m one of them, I’ll take the **T** (“You can’t handle the truth!”); if you want to just put it to bed, that’s fine, too.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1068 "2005-11-09T17:31:16Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Sorry, Scott Plaid! It seems to be a popular finishing question, so, is there any question you were hoping,but nervous that, someone would ask you? And what would the answer to it be?

Nope, fraid not. I w

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1069 "2005-11-09T17:33:00Z")

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Wtf?

Damn Hamsters. :mad:

I had no particular question in mind at any time that I was hoping for and/or was afraid of.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1070 "2005-11-09T19:02:26Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> I’m right there **Harimad-sol**! And since we’re into the risque truths… tell us about a time when you have masturbated to the thought of another Doper! If you ever have, that is! If you never have, we’ll be sure to take your word for it!
> 
> Gosh, this thread is fun, isn’t it! I for one haven’t felt so upbeat in ages! It’s such a shame that I’ve only got one more of these, and then it’s back to being a cynical, grouchy old curmudgeon!

There were pictures involved. No, not those kinds of pictures. They did the trick, though, along with a bit of imagination.

I won’t say who this was, since I’m pretty sure it could be figured out, being that Dopers are a smart group.

One last (probably) truth for me, please.

Long time no see, honey. I was just thinking about you the other day, and you show up in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1071 "2005-11-09T19:16:59Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Long time no see, honey. I was just thinking about you the other day, and you show up in this thread.

You know, you and I have the greatest taste - we both look for posts by the same Dopers. I like **Malacandra** , too, ornery as he is.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1072 "2005-11-09T21:59:04Z")

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Any Truth or Dare for me?  
I’ve one more post in ryhme, you see.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1073 "2005-11-09T22:25:48Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> I TRUTHFULLY think you are a cutie !! A little young for me , but a cutie. Your critters are pretty darned cute too. Love the bunny !
> 
> I’m outta here for the night too, my cough is killing me.

Truth or Dare, **PapSett**?

Here’s a Truth for you, **H-S** , What do you think your next year’s resolusion will be? And by the way, you’re the one who would match up with me perfectly if it wasn’t for the both of us being afraid of cockroaches and spiders thing, remember? 😛

T or D, **Roland Orzabal**?

T or D, **Malacandra**?

T or D, **Mika**?

T or D, **The Weird One**?

T or D, **Bricker**?

T or D, **Scott Plaid**?

T or D, **Creaky**?

T or D, **YaWanna**?

Wonder whatever happen to **Hal Briston**? :dubious: He’s either too busy giving his wife the oral sex or having sex with sheep, I guess. 😉

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1074 "2005-11-09T22:27:48Z")

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Oh geez. I didn’t even catch up. Ignore my Ts or Ds for those of you bowing out.  
It has been fun. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1075 "2005-11-09T23:21:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]  
Truth or Dare,  
T or D, **Creaky**?QUOTE]

I’ve fed the cat and had my dinner,  
Seafood soup: a real winner!  
I’ll join again for now, forsooth!  
And so, my friend, I’ll take a Truth.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1076 "2005-11-09T23:24:22Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Truth or Dare, **PapSett**?
> 
> Here’s a Truth for you, **H-S** , What do you think your next year’s resolusion will be? And by the way, you’re the one who would match up with me perfectly if it wasn’t for the both of us being afraid of cockroaches and spiders thing, remember? 😛
> 
> T or D, **Roland Orzabal**?
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> T or D, **Malacandra**?
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> T or D, **Mika**?
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> T or D, **The Weird One**?
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> T or D, **Bricker**?
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> T or D, **Scott Plaid**?
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> T or D, **Creaky**?
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> T or D, **YaWanna**?
> 
> Wonder whatever happen to **Hal Briston**? :dubious: He’s either too busy giving his wife the oral sex or having sex with sheep, I guess. 😉

I will take one last truth for the roar **Idle Thoughts**.

This has been more fun than I can ever remember having on the computer !

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1077 "2005-11-10T02:19:14Z")

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Okay, **Creaky** , what is one secret you’ve never told anyone else?  
Same with you **PapSett**.

And as for me, I’ll take onlast truth from someone.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1078 "2005-11-10T03:37:38Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Okay, **Creaky** , what is one secret you’ve never told anyone else?

Wow, I really had to think about this one. I tend to be pretty private but that’s just my personal preference. As I like to say, my personal life isn’t exciting but it’s \*my \* personal life. So I honestly don’t have a lot of secrets.

However. If there’s one secret I probably haven’t told anybody, it’s that I cheated on an exam in college.

Thanks again for a great game. I really enjoyed this!!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1079 "2005-11-10T04:46:38Z")

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> [@Idle Thoughts](#):
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> Here’s a Truth for you, **H-S** , What do you think your next year’s resolusion will be? And by the way, you’re the one who would match up with me perfectly if it wasn’t for the both of us being afraid of cockroaches and spiders thing, remember? 😛

Hmm, I never make resolutions because I don’t keep them, but it would be something like “eat more vegetables” or “wear more skirts.”

Of course I remember. If one of us can manage to be brave enough to squish the bad bugs once in a while, we might have something here. 😃

This flirt brought to you by the letter B, for bugs and blue eyes.

A truth for you, then–what’s the most out-of-character thing you’ve ever done sexually? Spoiler it if you fear that we’re sensitive.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/1080 "2005-11-10T06:56:14Z")

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I tend to be dominate if and when the person likes it, which is weird and surprising for me since I’m not that way in real life. Not that I’m a wimp or have no backbone…I just am mostly agreeable and easy to get along with in real life. I’m content and satisfied with most things and seem to come across (or so I’ve been told) as a calm, easy going type of guy. But in the bedroom, if they like it rough or dominate, I can fullfill their needs and then some.  
Not to say I can’t take it slow and make it passionate either. _whistles innocently_ 😉

Well, this was a great game. Thank you to all of you who participated in it. It really amused me, made me laugh, gave me an oppurtinity to use my creative writing skills as well, and allowed me to get to know a lot of dopers that I might not have if not for this game.

Be here for Part 2 a few months down the road. :p;)

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