# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/101 "2005-11-04T23:17:18Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Revenant Threshold, What was the last commandment your broke (whether accidently or purposefully)? Lol, i’m afraid I had to go look them all up; Couldn’t remember all of them 😛 Probably “thou shalt not covet thy neighbours posessions”, because my flatmate has a kickass new computer that I _must have_. _begins evil plotting_ ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/102 "2005-11-04T23:17:21Z")
Truth ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/103 "2005-11-04T23:19:10Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > T or D, **Bricker**? Truth. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/104 "2005-11-04T23:19:54Z")
I’ve finally made it back to the thread! I’m really enjoying this, actually. Haven’t participated much, but I love the answers to the truth questions, and seeing how the dares turn out. **Anastasaeon** , No cheating. Quit that. There will be no mitigation!! So, **Idle Thoughts** , Give it to me. Truth or Dare? ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/105 "2005-11-04T23:20:22Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Here’s another for you: What turns you on the most sexually? Having my nipples bitten. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/106 "2005-11-04T23:21:27Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > T or D, **Revenant Threshold**? Truth again, please. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/107 "2005-11-04T23:21:28Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Goats brains. Ewwww. And what did they taste like? :eek: > [@](#): > > Describe, in detail, the mating habits of the one-footed Mawooba (made-up). Ahhh, the rare one footed Mawooba! Well see, the Mawooba actually has TWO Penii. So upon finding one of the female species, the male will mount from behind and use one penis to enter the the female and the other to slowly start massaging her one foot. You see, One footed Mawoobas have very strong nerve endings in their one foot, so it’s especially sensitive to sexual stimulation. ONLY upon stroking the foot furiously can the female achive animal orgasm and can the male species properly ejaculate, even though he’s the one stroking HER. And all this is done in complete darkness, since, as it’s know, the one-footed Mawooba is totally blind. Truth or Dare, **Anaamika**? ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/108 "2005-11-04T23:25:49Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Pick someone who’s posted in this thread that you admire and think you’d enjoy meeting in real life, and describe how you’d like that meeting to be - where, doing what, etc. (This doesn’t have to be salacious at all, of course. Or, it could be). I admire _everyone_ at the SDMB. I’d like us all to get together for a potluck dinner, followed by charades. How’s _that_ for a cop-out? 😃 OK, for real. I’ve always especially enjoyed reading posts from **Kythereia** _and_ **Anastasaeon**. Plus, I think there names (and by extension, they) are sexy as all hell. I love to travel, so we would meet in some exotic local (say Bali, Prague, or the Wal-Mart on 5th and Elm) and sightsee, shop, talk, and eat. Of course, the conversation would be very witty and stimulating. As night fell, we would find our way through the misty streets to a local pub were we would drink until we were feeling _very_ good. Between laughing at those jokes that just seem to get funnier when you’re drunk, and singing along (off-key, of course) to the jukebox, it is a perfect night. There, I did it without getting salacious all…although it was tempting… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/109 "2005-11-04T23:26:28Z")
> [@Faruiza](#): > > **Anastasaeon** , No cheating. Quit that. There will be no mitigation!! Nya nya! Oh, look! That’s three times so far this weekend! Only seven times left to go! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/110 "2005-11-04T23:26:41Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Truth Tell us your most embarassing moment. **Bricker** , Ever have a homosexual experience? **Faruiza** , I’ll take a truth. And good to see you back! **Revenant Threshold** , Tell us about the last time you had an “accident” when you weren’t near a toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/111 "2005-11-04T23:28:34Z")
Awwww, and just for my fans, here’s one without the disclaimer. Six more! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/112 "2005-11-04T23:29:18Z")
Truth or Dare, **Scott Plaid** , wherever you went. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/113 "2005-11-04T23:29:47Z")
That was honestly an accident. :smack: But it worked out in my favour. Five more! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/114 "2005-11-04T23:32:35Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Dare. Right. You can take a choice. You can either make your sig line, with _nothing else in the sig line_, be: I like spanking young girls. And display it 10 times this weekend. Or you can start a new thread that starts just like this: \* In more salacious times… um… yeah, you’ve already got the hard wooden chair and hairbrush one pretty well figured out. \* And go wherever you like with it. Linky, please. Idle Thoughts, excellent! And the goat brains tasted like the seasoning they were in. But let me tell you, they looked like goats brains - after they told me, of course. And Dare for me! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/115 "2005-11-04T23:32:58Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Revenant Threshold, Tell us about the last time you had an “accident” when you weren’t near a toilet. I don’t think i’ve ever had an “accident” like that ( I guess I might have when I was a kid, but I don’t remember it) though a couple of days ago I was seriously prairie-dogging in a lecture ☹ very much not fun. I blame cold chinese food for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/116 "2005-11-04T23:37:45Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Or you can start a new thread that starts just like this: > \* > In more salacious times… um… yeah, you’ve already got the hard wooden chair and hairbrush one pretty well figured out. \* > > And go wherever you like with it. Linky, please. Eeek…Now see, I really don’t want this. I’m afraid that it will get out of hand and just create more dares that go that way, and then what would happen? We’d have all these threads made just for the purpose of a dare and that may annoy the mods and other members. I know it’d be so interesting to allow dares like that, but I do not want this thread (and myself for making it) pittied. I also don’t want it closed. I hope I don’t sound like I’m Jr Modding, :p, but those are the rules I posted from the beginning. So yeah, if all of the dares can be limited to this thread only (with the exception of sig dares, which you can post in any topic showing it off) > [@](#): > > Idle Thoughts, excellent! And the goat brains tasted like the seasoning they were in. But let me tell you, they looked like goats brains - after they told me, of course. Well, I guess I can’t knock it till I try it. 🙂 > [@](#): > > And Dare for me! Do you have a camera? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/117 "2005-11-04T23:40:02Z")
Truth or dare? for everyone playing in this thread at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/118 "2005-11-04T23:40:39Z")
Ok, **Bricker** , drop the new thread bit and just use the sig line. **Idle Thoughts** , I do. I’m afraid to know what you’re going to say next, though! ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/119 "2005-11-04T23:41:22Z")
Nice to be back, thank you. Letsee…This one’s a three parter. **Idle Thoughts** , If you could change something physical about you, would you do it? Would you let someone else pick something to change about you? Have you ever changed something physically? Fun! ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/120 "2005-11-04T23:41:28Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > **EvilAsh** , Make up a poem about “your love” of oatmeal. > Follow this pattern: > > Line one > Line two that rhymes with line one > Line three > Line four that rhymes with lines one and two > Line five that rhymes with line three > Line six that rhymes with lines three and five > Line seven > Line eight that rhymes with lines one, two, and four > Line nine that rhymes with lines three, five, and six > Line ten that rhymes with line seven Ode to a Small Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning Oh! How I love to eat my Oatmeal Mixed with ground-up baby seal! All lumpy, brown, and full of goo, I love the way it makes me feel! Give me my Oatmeal, or I’ll sue, Oh Crap! I have to take a poo. Oatmeals just the stuff, you see, To put me on an even keel. If we could wed, I’d say, “I do,” Now, get outta here, I have to pee! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=7)