# Truth or Dare? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432 "2005-11-04T05:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/161 "2005-11-05T00:39:41Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > In your short time being a member here, and God knows how long lurking, are there any dopers you fancy? Like a bit more than just average? Hmmmmmmmmmm? And if so, who are they? As in have romantic feelings for them penguin? Not really, flirting threads aside, penguin. As in enjoy looking for and reading their posts penguin? Many of the posters in this thread, along with **misnomer, Ashes, Ashes,** and **pinkfreud** to name a few off the top of my head penguin. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/162 "2005-11-05T00:43:49Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > **Bricker** , Ever have a homosexual experience? Nope. Closest was being asked to slow-dance by a co-worker of mine when we were in a bar that would have permitted same-sex slow dances… but I declined. Or being offered several New Years’ Eve kisses from men when I worked dinner theater… again, though, I dodged. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/163 "2005-11-05T00:46:37Z")
> [@Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy](#): > > As in have romantic feelings for them penguin? Not really, flirting threads aside, penguin. As in enjoy looking for and reading their posts penguin? Many of the posters in this thread, along with **misnomer, Ashes, Ashes,** and **pinkfreud** to name a few off the top of my head penguin. I love this. Particularly “Head Penguin”. Hee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/164 "2005-11-05T00:46:51Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > Have you ever taken or had someone take a nude photo of you? I’ve had someone take numerous nude pics of me. My former boyfriend took many, many. Great fun! My first boyfriend did a few student “art” films of me naked as well. Was actually sort of a hobby for a few years. I don’t mind nudity, mine or others’. I just don’t see myself out in public directing traffic in the altogther, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/165 "2005-11-05T00:47:13Z")
Truth. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/166 "2005-11-05T00:47:22Z")
This post makes 6 down, 4 to go (there’s 1 in the Miata thread). Help me out, someone, the clock’s ticking! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/167 "2005-11-05T00:47:37Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Right. > > You can take a choice. You can either make your sig line, with _nothing else in the sig line_, be: > > I like spanking young girls. > > And display it 10 times this weekend. > > Or you can start a new thread that starts just like this: > \* > In more salacious times… um… yeah, you’ve already got the hard wooden chair and hairbrush one pretty well figured out. \* > > And go wherever you like with it. Linky, please. ::grins merrily:: The thread tempts me. Mightly. But in deference to our host’s concerns… > [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > We’d have all these threads made just for the purpose of a dare and that may annoy the mods and other members. ## I will choose to advertise that … I like spanking young girls. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/168 "2005-11-05T00:48:48Z")
> [@Exploding Kitchen](#): > > Truth. Have you ever called your sweetheart by the wrong name? ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/169 "2005-11-05T00:48:54Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Very well! Then I dare you post a small paragraph on why “George Bush is the sexiest man alive”, and quote that line in your sig for 5 posts, if you please 😃 Ahhhh, Fuck. Me and my big mouth. OK, here goes: Ode to a Small, Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning George W. Bush! To me the “W” stands for “Wow, what a sexy stud.” Even as a straight man, I would let “W” have his way with me. When he starts talking about Social Security reform, I get all week in the knees. When he mentions “Bird Flu,” I find my self sporting an erection. I love his sharp, witty wordplay and his wise and sagely countenance. Whenever I heard the wind in the trees it whispers the name, “Bush.” I need a shower and a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/170 "2005-11-05T00:49:34Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I love this. Particularly “Head Penguin”. Hee hee! You are another doper whose posts I enjoy reading penguin. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/171 "2005-11-05T00:50:07Z")
Two left for me. One is over in the Vanilla Coke thread in Cafe Society. **YaWanna** ’s posts are hard to see this way. But they really make the thread pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/172 "2005-11-05T00:52:02Z")
Truth me. * * * I like spanking young girls. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/173 "2005-11-05T00:52:26Z")
Personally, I get a kick out of seeing: > [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Penis ensues - and it’s my fault. ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/174 "2005-11-05T00:53:57Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Have you ever called your sweetheart by the wrong name? Depends. Does calling them God in the throes of passion count? T or D, **YaWanna**? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/175 "2005-11-05T00:54:38Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Truth me. > > * * * > > I like spanking young girls. Do you have, erm, big hands & feet? I’ll take another truth. ---
**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/176 "2005-11-05T01:05:19Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Very well! Then I dare you post a small paragraph on why “George Bush is the sexiest man alive”, and **quote that line in your sig for 5 posts** , if you please 😃 Whoops! My “tribute” is too long for a sig. I’ll let you pick out one or two choice lines for my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/177 "2005-11-05T01:05:33Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > I’ll take another truth. Name a Doper you have a crush on! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/178 "2005-11-05T01:14:12Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Do you have, erm, big hands & feet? Well, I don’t know if I have… eh… movie-size hands and feet. But I can tell you that in the gym shower, I’ve never been self-conscious about hands and feet. * * * I like spanking young girls. ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/179 "2005-11-05T01:14:56Z")
This is working out much better for me than the games in high school and early college did. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432/180 "2005-11-05T01:15:43Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Well, I don’t know if I have… eh… movie-size hands and feet. > > But I can tell you that in the gym shower, I’ve never been self-conscious about hands and feet. > > * * * > > I like spanking young girls. BWAHAHAHA! Followed up the sig line, even better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/truth-or-dare/329432.md?page=10)