# Try Not To Be Depressed: Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Romney

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 12, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535 "2012-10-12T17:19:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/21 "2012-10-13T05:13:14Z")

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I guess that’s what they mean by “going viral”.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/22 "2012-10-13T14:12:03Z")

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> [@Terr](#):
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> Keep laughing. She has 4.5M twitter followers. You may dismiss them as idiots but guess what - idiots vote. Which I am reminded of every time I see someone like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio)

And of those 4.5 million Twitter followers, how many are also following, you know, a lot of other people with divergent political opinions? How many are too young to vote? How many follow her just to see the trainwreck? How many are intelligent enough not to take advice on who to vote for from Lindsay Freakin’ Lohan?

_"Numbers,_ Mrs. Landingham! If you want to convince me of something… show me _numbers!"_

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/23 "2012-10-13T14:14:13Z")

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> [@Terr](#):
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> Keep laughing. She has 4.5M twitter followers.

Well, train wrecks are fascinating to watch.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/24 "2012-10-13T15:03:15Z")

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I don’t see the big deal here.

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/25 "2012-10-13T15:33:54Z")

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Why does anyone care who a celebrity votes for? I’m as interested in her opinion as I am of George Clooney’s. That is, not at all. .

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/26 "2012-10-13T20:32:49Z")

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I doubt Lindsay Lohan gives two shits about anything besides where her next hit of cocaine is coming from.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/27 "2012-10-14T19:17:43Z")

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[http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/I/o/4/Lohan-Romney.jpg](http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/I/o/4/Lohan-Romney.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/28 "2012-10-14T20:33:56Z")

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I didn’t know where to put this, but since this is a lighthearted thread, I’ll put it here. I think [it’s](http://theweekmagazine.tumblr.com/image/33370458263) hilarious.

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**Author:** ![kurtisokc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kurtisokc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurtisokc)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/29 "2012-10-14T20:43:26Z")

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I seem to recall reading somewhere that last time around Lindsay offered to campaign for Obama but was rebuffed. Maybe she’s still pissed and just wants to get back at him. Anywho, I really don’t give a shit one way or the other who she does or doesn’t vote for, or why.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/30 "2012-10-15T04:08:49Z")

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Y’know, when Eastwood endorsed Romney, I thought I couldn’t care less. It turns out I was wrong: I care considerably less about what Lohan thinks (or purports to) than I do even about most other celebrities.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/31 "2012-10-15T15:45:30Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> I don’t see the big deal here.

That’s the point. Why would anyone care who Lohan claims to be voting for? As stated, she probably will be too drugged out to vote anyway.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/32 "2012-10-15T17:35:17Z")

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Nobody cares, which the thread title sarcastically acknowledges. It’s just an amusing side note, like when well-known crazy right winger Dave Mustaine [endorsed Rick Santorum](http://www.npr.org/2012/02/16/146971947/santorum-wins-endorsement-from-megadeth-singer) or well known penis [Ron Jeremy](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/30/ron-jeremy-mitt-romney_n_1718710.html?utm_hp_ref=politics) endorsed Obama.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/33 "2012-10-15T20:36:30Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Nobody cares, which the thread title sarcastically acknowledges. It’s just an amusing side note, like when well-known crazy right winger Dave Mustaine [endorsed Rick Santorum](http://www.npr.org/2012/02/16/146971947/santorum-wins-endorsement-from-megadeth-singer) or well known penis [Ron Jeremy](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/30/ron-jeremy-mitt-romney_n_1718710.html?utm_hp_ref=politics) endorsed Obama.

Now what happens if someone has both of us on ignore?

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/34 "2012-10-16T14:50:52Z")

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Romney wins an endorsement that actually matters: Ross Perot…

[http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20121016/OPINION01/310160058/H-Ross-Perot-We-can-t-afford-Obama?Opinion&nclick\_check=1](http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20121016/OPINION01/310160058/H-Ross-Perot-We-can-t-afford-Obama?Opinion&nclick_check=1)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/35 "2012-10-16T14:56:57Z")

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Ross Perot is still alive?

> [@BigT](#):
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> Now what happens if someone has both of us on ignore?

They’ll miss out on my sparkling wit and your… well, they’ll miss out on my sparkling wit.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/try-not-to-be-depressed-lindsay-lohan-is-voting-for-romney/637535/36 "2012-10-16T17:24:30Z")

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Forget Lilo, Obama has picked up [Honey Boo Boo.](http://www.mediaite.com/tv/barack-obama-gets-the-reality-tv-celebrity-endorsement-of-a-lifetime/) I think he threw his back out when he did.

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