# Trying to come up with a good "anti-McCain/Palin" sticker

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 9, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813 "2008-09-09T18:21:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/1 "2008-09-09T18:21:22Z")

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[This](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/annewaldron/Picture10.png) is what I have so far.

Suggestions (other than shove it up my ass)? Obviously this is pretty sophomoric/sarcastic- is there a better (or another) way to express my displeasure at this ticket? What would _your_ sticker say?

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/2 "2008-09-09T18:26:11Z")

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Are you trying to influence voters or just express yourself?

How about ‘Stop the Creationist party!’

In any case, I’m sure some wallies will call Obama an ‘African-American’ gimmick. ☹

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/3 "2008-09-09T18:41:17Z")

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well, I suppose any message on one’s car (or wherever) is ultimately meant to do both (influence and express).

I’ve been told this look may be too close to the McC/P logo and may suggest to some I’m trying to call O/B the “gimmick”, so maybe that wouldn’t work.

I always wanted to be a good bumper sticker slogan person, but maybe I ought to stick to my day job!😃

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/4 "2008-09-09T18:53:44Z")

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I’d second **Voyager** ’s [post here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10172000&postcount=43).

“Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.”

Though it’s a little wordy for a sticker.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/5 "2008-09-09T19:04:38Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> “Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.”

Chop out “Christ” and “Pontius” and it’s snappier.

“Jesus was a community organizer. Pilate was a governor.”

Although some confused driver might wonder what [Pilates](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Pilates) governed.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/6 "2008-09-09T19:07:45Z")

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Using the same design you have:

## Noun, Verb, P.O.W.

…And world peace!

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**Author:** ![lalenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@lalenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lalenin)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/7 "2008-09-09T19:12:25Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Chop out “Christ” and “Pontius” and it’s snappier.
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> “Jesus was a community organizer. Pilate was a governor.”
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> Although some confused driver might wonder what [Pilates](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Pilates) governed.

Wasn’t Pilate a Prefect? I know it would kill your bumper sticker, but that’s the way it goes.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/8 "2008-09-09T19:51:31Z")

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> [@lalenin](#):
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> Wasn’t Pilate a Prefect? I know it would kill your bumper sticker, but that’s the way it goes.

Put on an asterisk and the correct title in very small print.

And, to be fair, my post gave the proper source for this slogan. I wish I had been clever enough to think it up.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/9 "2008-09-09T21:25:40Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> I’d second **Voyager** ’s [post here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10172000&postcount=43).
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> “Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.”
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> Though it’s a little wordy for a sticker.

Great bumper sticker if you’re trying to stoke the meme that Obama is the Messiah. Go for it!

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/10 "2008-09-09T21:32:30Z")

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> [@xanthous](#):
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> Obviously this is pretty sophomoric/sarcastic- is there a better (or another) way to express my displeasure at this ticket? What would _your_ sticker say?

Well, what is it you don’t like about the ticket?

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/11 "2008-09-09T21:45:43Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> Well, what is it you don’t like about the ticket?

That it’s a gimmick to win, not a ticket to govern.

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/12 "2008-09-09T21:55:03Z")

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“I’m for [SIZE=“1”]nailin’ Palin”[/SIZE]

/sorry

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/13 "2008-09-09T23:03:04Z")

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It’s not very original, but how about “Doing My Part to Prevent Theocracy!”

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/14 "2008-09-10T00:53:25Z")

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McSame Pain '08

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/15 "2008-09-10T00:53:38Z")

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Arizona? Alaska? A hole!

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**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/16 "2008-09-10T01:11:16Z")

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“I’d vote for the lesser of two evils, but  
the two evils are too evil this year.”

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/17 "2008-09-10T01:14:44Z")

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Their pictures and the label Sugar Daddy & ?

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/18 "2008-09-10T01:37:48Z")

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I just thought of this tonight. If you like it, take it, use it, spread it. No royalties expected.

**Sarah, I’ll buy you a $300 million bridge to nowhere if John, you will give me back the $1 trillion and 4,000 lives for the Iraq war.**

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/19 "2008-09-10T02:18:39Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> McSame Pain '08

[This is fun.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/annewaldron/Picture14.png)

“Sarah, I’ll buy you a $300 million bridge to nowhere if John, you will give me back the $1 trillion and 4,000 lives for the Iraq war.” didn’t fit 😃

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/20 "2008-09-10T02:29:57Z")

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Moving MCain/Palin pitting from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.

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