# Trying to come up with a good "anti-McCain/Palin" sticker

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 9, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813 "2008-09-09T18:21:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/21 "2008-09-10T02:31:54Z")

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I like just

McPain

(I can’t find a catchy concise rhyme with “Death unto those who question the rightful and peaceful and prophesied accession of Lord Obama!” without using “baby Mama” and that might be seen as offensive).

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/22 "2008-09-10T02:33:46Z")

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McCain/Palin  
The Pair to Nowhere.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/23 "2008-09-10T02:39:01Z")

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Or a in the tradition of the Christian/Darwin fish, a barracuda being swallowed by an American flag.

Or a pit bull with lipstick encircled with a red circle/slash.

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/24 "2008-09-10T02:44:10Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Or a in the tradition of the Christian/Darwin fish, a barracuda being swallowed by an American flag.

You’ve got that backwards - the barracuda should be shitting out the American flag.

Sarah Palin - She even craps patriotically.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/25 "2008-09-10T02:46:19Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> McCain/Palin  
> The Pair to Nowhere.

Oh that’s beautiful!

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/26 "2008-09-10T02:48:20Z")

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P.O.W.-Woman  
_Who cares about the issues?_

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/27 "2008-09-10T02:48:28Z")

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Or if you wanted to go dirty: a graphic of a barracuda on top of a geyser with the phrase “OLD UNFAITHFUL and the NORTHERN LIGHTweight”.

> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> P.O.W.-Woman  
> _Who cares about the issues?_

Or a pic of McCain next to the Palin swimsuit photo with

We Need a Chief, not a POW-WOW

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/28 "2008-09-10T02:53:24Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> P.O.W.-Woman  
> _Who cares about the issues?_

(Golf clap)

“For 5 years he couldn’t have a woman, let’s give him at least four!”

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/29 "2008-09-10T02:53:25Z")

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“Happiness is a Lobbyist Sellout walking Home  
With a Pitbull under each arm.”

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/30 "2008-09-10T02:57:26Z")

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ANNOY THE MEDIA. VOTE FOR OBAMA.  
Either that or my sig (which I stole from the internets).

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**Author:** ![initech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/439d5e/32.png) [@initech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/initech)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/31 "2008-09-10T03:03:31Z")

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“Four more years!”

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**Author:** ![geezermom67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@geezermom67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geezermom67)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/32 "2008-09-10T04:09:45Z")

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McCain/Palin: The only real change you’ll get is climate change!

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**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/33 "2008-09-10T04:24:56Z")

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“No way, no how, no McCain/Palin”

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**Author:** ![ManiacMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@ManiacMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ManiacMan)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/34 "2008-09-10T04:50:36Z")

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How about:

**THEY DIDN’T SMOKE LOADS OF POT.**

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/35 "2008-09-10T04:57:26Z")

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**McCain/Palin**  
When you’re rich enough to pay the very least.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/36 "2008-09-10T05:04:39Z")

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[Here’s the one I made on CafePress](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/usingwomen.jpg)–it’s going on my car tomorrow… 😛

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/37 "2008-09-10T05:10:32Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> [Here’s the one I made on CafePress](http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/smartaleq/usingwomen.jpg)–it’s going on my car tomorrow… 😛

My car would get keyed in about .03 seconds flat. I don’t think I have those kind of cojones!

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**Author:** ![Clu-Me-In](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@Clu-Me-In](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clu-Me-In)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/38 "2008-09-10T05:15:36Z")

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> [@xanthous](#):
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> [This](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/annewaldron/Picture10.png) is what I have so far.
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> Suggestions (other than shove it up my ass)? Obviously this is pretty sophomoric/sarcastic- is there a better (or another) way to express my displeasure at this ticket? What would _your_ sticker say?

McCain/Palin  
Change means Lying. We’ll do it best.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/39 "2008-09-10T05:20:21Z")

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> [@xanthous](#):
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> My car would get keyed in about .03 seconds flat. I don’t think I have those kind of cojones!

My car has bullet holes in it already–I can leave it unlocked, windows down with a crate of brand new iPhones in the front seat and nobody will touch it because it looks like a crazy drug dealer’s car. I sincerely doubt a few key scratches would even be noticed!

My car is the embodiment of Paul’s Law–“You can’t fall off the floor.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-to-come-up-with-a-good-anti-mccain-palin-sticker/462813/40 "2008-09-10T05:28:40Z")

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**P** risoner **O** f **W.**

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