# Trying weekend and Monday. Egads, it's bad, bad bad!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 25, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190 "2021-10-25T20:32:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/21 "2021-11-05T05:11:06Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’m not even kidding, Clarence loves that cat.  
> If he doesn’t see her he starts his search routine. She’s usually pretty close.
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> But … I am having a problem.  
> I think Clarence has a girlfriend.

It’s nice about Clarence’s attachment to Miss Haricot. But watch out for the alleged “girlfriend” who may lure Clarence away, perhaps forever. You must be the firm protective mother! Remember, **[love among the young is a powerful thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y)**!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/22 "2021-11-05T15:52:01Z")

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I came out early this morning and watched as Clarence was taking the walk of shame. Sneaking into his bucket home.

Yeah he was out with the hussy again.  
Then I thought: Why can’t he have a love life?  
Me and him will have ‘the’ talk when I get home.  
There must be rules, at least for proprieties sake.

That 'possum ain’t right.  
🤭

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/23 "2021-11-06T17:05:14Z")

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Let him eat cake… today.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/24 "2021-11-06T17:07:30Z")

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Yesterday evening, I went out onto the back porch to throw some things into the recycling bin. When I opened the back door, I startled a small possum, who had been hanging out on the porch – he went scrambling down the stairs to get away from me. I could then hear him rustling around in the leaves in the back yard. I thought to myself, “maybe it’s a distant cousin of Clarence’s, just looking for Cheerios.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/25 "2021-11-06T17:40:49Z")

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Awwww. He’ll BE BACK!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trying-weekend-and-monday-egads-its-bad-bad-bad/953190/26 "2021-11-06T19:24:21Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> He’ll BE BACK!

There’s been one or more possums hanging out in our yard all summer. I think that this one might be a child of the momma who’s been around.

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