# TSA is a part of the "Homosexual Agenda", says (r) Eugene Delguadio.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [December 2, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719 "2010-12-02T21:44:40Z")
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/1 "2010-12-02T21:44:40Z")
[Eugene Delguadio](http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/12/01/virginia-politician-says-airport-patdowns-are-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda/).
I’ll just quietly leave this here.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/2 "2010-12-02T21:48:30Z")
The title is wrong.
It should read, \*\* Homo’s are behind the TSA pat down…or something.\*\*
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/3 "2010-12-02T21:52:35Z")
Cause there is nothing homos like more than to rub their hands all over flabby middle aged tourists, male or female. And at the same time NO straight person would enjoy patting down a good looking member of the opposite sex.
I’ll admit that Taylor Lautner and Ryan Reynolds would get pulled out of line every time if I were on TSA, but I’m guessing that you get a lot more John Goodmans and Andy Dicks to pat down.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/4 "2010-12-02T21:52:50Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> [Eugene Delguadio](http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/12/01/virginia-politician-says-airport-patdowns-are-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda/).
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> I’ll just quietly leave this here.
Interesting. One of the ads on the page is for what appears to be a gay hotel-referral service (based on the rainbow logo and the photo of a smiling shirtless stud).
ETA: Oh. That’s because the page is of “Pink News: Europe’s Largest Gay News Service.”
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/5 "2010-12-02T21:55:01Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Interesting. One of the ads on the page is for what appears to be a gay hotel-referral service (based on the rainbow logo and the photo of a smiling shirtless stud).
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> ETA: Oh. That’s because the page is of “Pink News: Europe’s Largest Gay News Service.”
[Found a less FABULOUS link.](http://dcist.com/2010/11/loudoun_county_official_tsa_pat_dow.php)
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### Author:  [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/6 "2010-12-02T22:03:39Z")
I’m pretty sure it was defrocked Catholic priests who wanted this.
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### Author:  [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/7 "2010-12-02T22:12:57Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I’m pretty sure it was defrocked Catholic priests who wanted this.
I’ve never understood that one – do Catholic priests ever wear frocks, apart from in the privacy of their own rectory?
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/8 "2010-12-02T22:19:26Z")
> [@Giles](#):
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> I’ve never understood that one – do Catholic priests ever wear frocks, apart from in the privacy of their own rectory?
It’s okay: you’re in the Pit and can use the word “assbarn” instead of “rectory”.
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### Author:  [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/9 "2010-12-02T22:23:43Z")
So they do frock in their assbarns then.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/10 "2010-12-03T00:06:22Z")
Well, the way I figure it goes like this:
1. We have the shoe bomber.
Result- Everyone has to take off their shoes at security.
2. We get the under ware bomber.
Result - Various governments spend millions of tax dollars to look at our junk (or touch it if you refuse to let somebody look at it). Bad news is high tech scanners don’t look under the skin, which brings us to…
3. The suppository bomber.
Result- The homosexual agenda has brought us to the point where every airline traveler will have to undergo a thorough and rigorous rectal examination which, if our intelligence reports are correct, is item number 1 or 2 on the Gay Agenda.
Summation: The Gay Terrorists Will Win.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/11 "2010-12-03T04:47:11Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> -snip-
> 3) The suppository bomber.
But due to due process, we may well get to witness NYC’s Chuck Scarborough read this one day:
" The case of the supposed suppository bomber. "
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/12 "2010-12-03T06:16:02Z")
The truth can at last be told. Homosexuals were behind the 9/11 attack. They engineered it so that the Bush administration would create the Transportation Security Administration which the homosexuals would then use as a means of touching Eugene Delguadio’s penis.
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### Author:  [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/13 "2010-12-03T06:39:37Z")
Heh. Just yesterday I was thinking we could harness Fred Phelps homophobic rage as a weapon against the TSA. It looks like they beat us to it.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/14 "2010-12-03T13:47:20Z")
> [@Chefguy](#):
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> It’s okay: you’re in the Pit and can use the word “assbarn” instead of “rectory”.
Rectory, damn near killed him.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/15 "2010-12-03T13:48:24Z")
> [@Grumman](#):
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> Heh. Just yesterday I was thinking we could harness Fred Phelps homophobic rage as a weapon against the TSA. It looks like they beat us to it.
This could explain why Phreddy doesn’t fly.
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### Author:  [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/16 "2010-12-03T14:28:50Z")
> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Cause there is nothing homos like more than to rub their hands all over flabby middle aged tourists, male or female. And at the same time NO straight person would enjoy patting down a good looking member of the opposite sex.
Word. As a straight guy, I’d say that having to pat down every member of the general public who wandered through would be too high a price to pay for occasionally getting to pat down a hot babe. I presume that the same principle applies on the gay side of the fence.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/17 "2010-12-03T14:43:42Z")
Here it is: [The Homosexual Agenda.](http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html)
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/18 "2010-12-03T15:32:53Z")
> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I’ll admit that Taylor Lautner and Ryan Reynolds would get pulled out of line every time if I were on TSA, but I’m guessing that you get a lot more John Goodmans and Andy Dicks to pat down.
Heh heh. “Dicks to pat down.”
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### Author:  [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/19 "2010-12-03T15:54:04Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> The truth can at last be told. Homosexuals were behind the 9/11 attack. They engineered it so that the Bush administration would create the Transportation Security Administration which the homosexuals would then use as a means of touching Eugene Delguadio’s penis.
Looking at his picture on his website, you may want to rethink that plan. Although i am guessing getting his junk patted down by a gay guy at the securoty checkpoint would be the first time that has happened without it being in a park bathroom at midnight. This guy just screams closet case.
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### Author:  [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/20 "2010-12-03T17:05:31Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Here it is: [The Homosexual Agenda.](http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html)
Damn. They have all the fun. Now I want to change my sex and my orientation.
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