# TSA is a part of the "Homosexual Agenda", says (r) Eugene Delguadio.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [December 2, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719 "2010-12-02T21:44:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/41 "2010-12-05T14:41:25Z")
Ok, whats the Homosexual Agenda? Educate someone who is not USAian. I sort of get that with the molestation you must endure at security nowdays what with the guy who pats your balls more enthusiastically than your wife,and in the months following when anal probes become commonplace you can’t help but wonder what gets the policy makers off, but “Homosexual Agenda?”.
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### Author:  [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/42 "2010-12-05T15:39:28Z")
[Narnia!](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Narnia%20gay)
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/43 "2010-12-05T17:41:39Z")
> [@Walton\_Firm](#):
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> If Mr. Delguadio manages to convince a significant number of Republicans of this idea, and gets them to remember that they are supposed to be the party of “don’t tread on me” and therefore they ought to be opposed to having to allow government hands into their underwear every time they want to take a plane flight, then perhaps we have finally found the silver lining to the right-wing homophobia cloud?
But you know it wouldn’t happen that way. The “solution” won’t be to end security theatre. If they take Delguadio seriously what they’ll do is continue having the TSA pat down passengers but ban the TSA from hiring any gay employees. Problem solved. You don’t have to make a choice between security paranoia and homophobia - you can have both.
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### Author:  [@Walton\_Firm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walton_Firm)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/44 "2010-12-05T18:10:23Z")
Good point. Damn.
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/45 "2010-12-05T18:36:49Z")
Here’s the part that made me almost laugh myself off my chair:
_Mr Delgaurdio wrote: “It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”_
So, can I ask one of the gay posters here… do you have to have a license to “practice” homosexuality? When your license expires, are you no longer considered a “practicing” homosexual? Kind of like being a doctor or a lawyer…?
We didn’t have the homosexual agenda when I was in school, so I never learned this stuff.
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### Author:  [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/46 "2010-12-06T17:39:22Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > Wedding-gown clad men smooching before some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning.
I read this as “Wedding-gown clad men smooching some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning.” That was much more exciting.
> [@AK84](#):
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> Ok, whats the Homosexual Agenda?
To turn us all into homos.
> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> So, can I ask one of the gay posters here… do you have to have a license to “practice” homosexuality?
No, no, practicing homosexuals versus [del]closetcase homophobes[/del] god-fearing men who, just like all other heterosexual men, feel constant sexual desire for other men and none for women, but shove those urges deep down where they belong and can fuel your determination to follow God’s will.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/47 "2010-12-06T17:46:16Z")
> [@Grumman](#):
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> Heh. Just yesterday I was thinking we could harness Fred Phelps homophobic rage as a weapon against the TSA. It looks like they beat us to it.
God Hates Bags.
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### Author:  [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/48 "2010-12-06T19:02:38Z")
This Rep pol is just telling us that if he were checking out people in the line ,he would have a raging boehner all day. Therefore others must.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/49 "2010-12-06T19:18:55Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> I read this as “Wedding-gown clad men smooching some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning.” That was much more exciting.
The way I interpret it is that when Eugene says “wedding-gown clad men smooching before some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning” what he means is that he can’t stop imagining what happens after the wedding when those same two men are in bed together.
Although your interpretation is valid too. I’m sure Eugene also imagines gay men kissing clergymen. And I’d be willing to bet money he imagines gay men kissing government officials for hours on end.
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### Author:  [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/50 "2010-12-06T19:20:13Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> You guys scoff at Delgaudio but he was warning us last year that Congress would enact the Homosexual Agenda in 2010:And as you can see, every one of these things has happened.
Hey, they still have a month left. They’re running a little behind but I have every confidence that they’ll get it all in before the deadline.
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/51 "2010-12-06T19:47:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Here’s the part that made me almost laugh myself off my chair:
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> _Mr Delgaurdio wrote: “It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”_
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> So, can I ask one of the gay posters here… do you have to have a license to “practice” homosexuality? When your license expires, are you no longer considered a “practicing” homosexual? Kind of like being a doctor or a lawyer…?
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> We didn’t have the homosexual agenda when I was in school, so I never learned this stuff.
That’s why I haven’t recieved my copy of the 2011 agenda! I need to get my annual dues check in today.
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### Author:  [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/52 "2010-12-06T20:27:47Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Hey, they still have a month left. They’re running a little behind but I have every confidence that they’ll get it all in before the deadline.
Heeheehee. “Running a _ **little behind** _.” Hee.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/53 "2010-12-06T20:28:42Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> > [@AK84](#):
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> > Ok, whats the Homosexual Agenda?
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> To turn us all into homos.
Planet-wide gay orgy followed by mass extinction? That _is_ kind of sinister…
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### Author:  [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tsa-is-a-part-of-the-homosexual-agenda-says-r-eugene-delguadio/562719/54 "2010-12-06T21:06:53Z")
Dear God… Why? Why my county? (Note to self: start plan to ensure destruction senor Delguido’s next election plans).
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