# Tuba Diva banned?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 1, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887 "2006-04-01T22:55:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/1 "2006-04-01T22:55:38Z")

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What’s the story?

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/2 "2006-04-01T22:57:17Z")

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Check the date.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/3 "2006-04-01T22:58:20Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Check the date.

:smack:

Got me, ye!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/4 "2006-04-01T23:01:42Z")

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One of the problems with being unemployed is it’s hard enough to keep track of what day it is, let alone the date. ☹

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/5 "2006-04-01T23:05:13Z")

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Pretty clever thread, really: puts a lot of the petty hair-pulling shit the Powers That Be have to deal with into perspective, anyway. It’s worth the price of admission just for all the horrified responses: “It’s mods! Acting like posters! For shame!”

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**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/6 "2006-04-02T00:27:02Z")

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Between that thread and wondering where they will bounce **monstro’s** thread next I’ve hardly left the computer all day. (Not that that’s really unusual in any way…)

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**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/7 "2006-04-02T00:43:56Z")

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> [@shamrock227](#):
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> **monstro’s** thread

link?

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/8 "2006-04-02T00:50:41Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> What’s the story?

Well, I **was** gonna ask if you were really that stupid until I remembered that this wasn’t the pit.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/9 "2006-04-02T00:55:22Z")

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> [@Operation Ripper](#):
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> link?

> **[How do you estate lawyers know when their clients die?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365385)**
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> Say I hire a lawyer to draw up my will. Tomorrow, out of the blue, I die. How will she/he find out about it so that they can mete out my property? (Forgive me if this is a dumb question.)

I’m curious to see if it gets bumped to some forum outside of the SDMB, or lands up in geosynch orbit.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/10 "2006-04-02T01:01:57Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365385](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365385)
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> I’m curious to see if it gets bumped to some forum outside of the SDMB, or lands up in geosynch orbit.

That thread was obviously full of trolls, so having just got home from work I moved it to our secret location. It won’t bother you anymore.

**samclem**

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/11 "2006-04-02T01:06:40Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> That thread was obviously full of trolls, so having just got home from work I moved it to our secret location. It won’t bother you anymore.
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> **samclem**

[Dom “David Bowman” Perignon]“The thread! It’s full of trolls!” [/Dom “David Bowman” Perignon]

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/12 "2006-04-02T01:20:22Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> [Dom “David Bowman” Perignon]“The thread! It’s full of trolls!” [/Dom “David Bowman” Perignon]

Meh, Tard works better.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/13 "2006-04-02T02:29:33Z")

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OK, enough fun, yes, this was an April Fool Joke.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/14 "2006-04-03T05:00:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Xploder]  
Well, I **was** gonna ask if you were really that stupid until I remembered that this wasn’t the pit.  
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Xploder that was not only unnecessary roughness but unnecessary altogether.

It’s a bit of harmless fun, you don’t have to be ugly to people, that’s unacceptable.

If you have a problem with someone take it somewhere else, anywhere else, but knock this crap off right now.

You may consider this a formal Warning; you know better.

TubaDiva  
Really disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuba-diva-banned/350887/15 "2006-04-03T06:38:42Z")

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[QUOTE=TubaDiva]  
Xploder that was not only unnecessary roughness but unnecessary altogether.

It’s a bit of harmless fun, you don’t have to be ugly to people, that’s unacceptable.

If you have a problem with someone take it somewhere else, anywhere else, but knock this crap off right now.

You may consider this a formal Warning; you know better.

TubaDiva  
Really disappointed.  
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You’re right. No excuse. My apologies all around for being an idiot.
