# TubaDiva is not fit to be in a position of power on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845 "2006-04-30T16:58:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/381 "2006-05-04T13:25:30Z")
**Catsix** probably misread your post, I think she needs to be a bit more careful in what she reads in other’s posts. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/382 "2006-05-04T14:24:38Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > I keep stumbling over the fact that \*\*Catsix \*\* is well known, but I never ran into her before this Flap over Tuba. > I guess you are telling me don’t joke with **catsix**? > > Jim {or don’t poke the tiger with a stick?} For all I know, **What Exit?** , she may be the life and soul of every party she goes to, able to “set the table on a roar” with her wit and high jinks. All I’m saying is that in her role of Injured Innocence she is one humorless bitch. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/383 "2006-05-04T16:13:43Z")
> [@](#): > > **What Exit?** said: > Are you that clueless to humor? I understand it was a dumb joke, but I definitely didn’t expect anyone to take that post seriously. Though you quoted me out of context by removing the: It was responded to with an equally dumb joke. You said you were running for cover, so I figured the mock kick in the ass should come at some point. I suppose I was not clear enough in my intent. > [@](#): > > **aldiboronti** said: > A sense of humor in catsix? Now you are joking! I have a great sense of humor. It just doesn’t seem to mesh with yours. > [@](#): > > All I’m saying is that in her role of Injured Innocence she is one humorless bitch. Don’t know much then, do you? (In case you were wondering, the above rhetorical question was a joke. That’s j-o-k-e.) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/384 "2006-05-04T16:19:27Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > It was responded to with an equally dumb joke. > > You said you were running for cover, so I figured the mock kick in the ass should come at some point. I suppose I was not clear enough in my intent. > > I have a great sense of humor. It just doesn’t seem to mesh with yours. > > Don’t know much then, do you? > > (In case you were wondering, the above rhetorical question was a joke. That’s j-o-k-e.) Well let me apologize then. I misinterpreted your post. My fault. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/385 "2006-05-04T16:31:58Z")
> [@Enfant Terrible](#): > > Anyway. I think I’ll go to bed and dream of large women. After seven and a half pages of this thread, finally something I can agree with. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/386 "2006-05-04T16:35:12Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > It was responded to with an equally dumb joke. > > You said you were running for cover, so I figured the mock kick in the ass should come at some point. I suppose I was not clear enough in my intent. > > I have a great sense of humor. It just doesn’t seem to mesh with yours. > > Don’t know much then, do you? > > (In case you were wondering, the above rhetorical question was a joke. That’s j-o-k-e.) OK, I take it back, **catsix**. Upon consideration, you’ve certainly made me laugh in this thread. (Perhaps not at the appropriate points, but, hey, it’s all good.) ---
**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/387 "2006-05-04T17:12:51Z")
Sorry for the bump earlier. I was just afraid this whole TubaDiva issue would go by unnoticed and really hoped someone would comment on it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/388 "2006-05-04T17:31:59Z")
> [@galt](#): > > I was just afraid this whole TubaDiva issue would go by unnoticed Oh, it’s been noticed all right. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/389 "2006-05-04T17:42:57Z")
Brouhaha on the Dope? Over Mod/Admin actions? Say it ain’t so! ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/390 "2006-05-04T18:16:59Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > It was responded to with an equally dumb joke. > > You said you were running for cover, so I figured the mock kick in the ass should come at some point. I suppose I was not clear enough in my intent. Bullshit. You aren’t even clear on what words you used. You said: > [@catsix](#): > > And I think you should pull your head out of your ass if you think that the questions I asked of TubaDiva need ‘forgiving’. No mock kick in the ass mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/391 "2006-05-04T18:51:23Z")
> [@](#): > > **Crotalus** said: > Bullshit. You aren’t even clear on what words you used. You said: From now on I will make an effort to include a statement defining whether or not posts are jokes. > [@](#): > > No mock kick in the ass mentioned. And I will mock-ass-kick just so that everybody feels the got what was promised. _mock-ass-kick_ ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/392 "2006-05-04T18:59:55Z")
I apologize for double-posting, but I forgot to mention that the last post was made in a completely jovial and humorous manner. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/393 "2006-05-04T19:01:42Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > From now on I will make an effort to include a statement defining whether or not posts are jokes. > > And I will mock-ass-kick just so that everybody feels the got what was promised. > > _mock-ass-kick_ For the record: that was humorous. Disproving my earlier working theory. 😉 Jim ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/394 "2006-05-04T19:06:38Z")
I guess I’ve got one of those senses of humor that not a lot of people get. It’s OK. It helps a lot to read my posts in kind of a ‘just got back from a festival featuring the Greatful Dead and Phish’ kind of stoner voice. I do have the worst voice ever. I sound like a female Keanu Reeves. Worse now that it’s allergy season. Duuuuude. I hab some bogus comin ouda by dose. Anybody hab a dissue? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/395 "2006-05-04T19:15:42Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I guess I’ve got one of those senses of humor that not a lot of people get. Not without unprotected sex anyways. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/396 "2006-05-04T19:16:51Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I have a great sense of humor. Now THAT is a lie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/397 "2006-05-04T19:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > **NoClueBoy** said: > Not without unprotected sex anyways. Unprotected sex with my immune system? I have the hyperactive immune system from hell. My damn antibodies would probably kill the guy! > [@](#): > > **rayh** said: > Now THAT is a lie. Depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/398 "2006-05-04T20:19:01Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is. 🙂 Let’s not get into semantics. Unless you want some antics? (Yes, I know, I’m sad.) ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845/399 "2006-05-04T20:20:54Z")
Yeah you get beat with the wet noodle for worst pun of the day. \Seriously\ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tubadiva-is-not-fit-to-be-in-a-position-of-power-on-this-board/354845.md?page=19)