# Tucker Carlson loves France \_because\_ they bombed Greenpeace?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 12, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672 "2005-08-12T01:20:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672/121 "2005-08-15T14:35:33Z")

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> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> Yes it does! I win again 😃

Does it matter that it’s an import truck. I think the stereotype is supposed to be some sort of Ford or Chevy truck. I realize that I am trying to slip through on a technicality, but hopefully it’ll work. 🙂

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> Are there any trees in Texas?

Yes. Especially in East Texas.

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> You do realise we kinda need trees?

Yep, and there seems to be plenty to go around right now.

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> I never felt like hugging a tree until now. I now see a Kowhai who needs some loving…doesn’t some cactus deserve a hug? 😃

Hey, if you feel like hugging a cactus then, by all means, go for it. Please make a video record of the experience and share it with us. 😃

Why is it such a big deal that I’ve got other things that are more important to me than the environment? I really do not know a single person who stays awake at night worrying about it. It’s just not that big of a deal to me. Once the other things I concern myself with start to get worked out then it may start to work its way up my list. Not today though.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672/122 "2005-08-15T15:06:23Z")

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> Does it matter that it’s an import truck. I think the stereotype is supposed to be some sort of Ford or Chevy truck. I realize that I am trying to slip through on a technicality, but hopefully it’ll work. 🙂

Na mate. Sorry, down here they are just about all imports and called utes not trucks.

You live in Texas and drive a “truck”, I still win 😃

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> Yes. Especially in East Texas.

Ain’t that handy for all that hot air 😉

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> Yep, and there seems to be plenty to go around right now.

From your mouth to Tane Mahutas ear

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> Hey, if you feel like hugging a cactus then, by all means, go for it. Please make a video record of the experience and share it with us. 😃

No cacti here. I was encouraging you to hug a prickle.

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> Why is it such a big deal that I’ve got other things that are more important to me than the environment? I really do not know a single person who stays awake at night worrying about it. It’s just not that big of a deal to me. Once the other things I concern myself with start to get worked out then it may start to work its way up my list. Not today though.

If for no other reason your truck/ute may have noticed a price increase when filling. Oil, much like many resources, costs a shitload more then it used to. Oil like many resources has limit.

Maybe the reason I care is cause NZ is pretty…damn pretty and I want it to stay that way. Perhaps Texas just ain’t pretty enough.

By the time you do notice it may be too bloody late. At that time I intend to suggest NZ doesn’t share it’s air with you 😃

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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672/123 "2005-08-15T15:27:47Z")

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> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> Na mate. Sorry, down here they are just about all imports and called utes not trucks.
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> You live in Texas and drive a “truck”, I still win 😃

Ok, you win. I live in TX and drive a truck.

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> From your mouth to Tane Mahutas ear

I’ll be honest here. I had to look that reference up. Pretty obscure; google only listed 4 sites.

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> No cacti here. I was encouraging you to hug a prickle.

I was aware of what you were suggesting. I was refusing without stating so. I’ve run into a cactus on my fossil fuel munching, ozone killing, dirt bike. Not fun at all. I guess nature was having a bit of revenge there.

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> If for no other reason your truck/ute may have noticed a price increase when filling. Oil, much like many resources, costs a shitload more then it used to. Oil like many resources has limit.

When I can’t afford to drive where I like, then I may care. Not today though.

> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> Maybe the reason I care is cause NZ is pretty…damn pretty and I want it to stay that way. Perhaps Texas just ain’t pretty enough.

I agree. From what I’ve seen in films your country is damn pretty. Texas has it’s nice places as well. Neither location is pretty enough for me to care about the environment and conservation.

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> By the time you do notice it may be too bloody late. At that time I intend to suggest NZ doesn’t share it’s air with you 😃

Go ahead. I’ll be long dead by then anyway so my “care factor” will pretty much be guaranteed to still be zero. 😃

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672/124 "2005-08-15T15:52:04Z")

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Ok then. You win. You care less.

(attempting to convince you otherwise was fun though)

Have fun driving ya truck in the prickles. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tucker-carlson-loves-france-_because_-they-bombed-greenpeace/316672/125 "2005-08-15T16:58:41Z")

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> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> From your mouth to Tane Mahutas ear

You talking about the [big fella then,](http://www.championtrees.org/champions/kauriNZ.htm) mate? 🙂

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