# Tuckerfan, you dog hating bastard. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465 "2005-07-27T20:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/61 "2005-07-28T19:46:18Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > What does Droopy have to do with anything? He was on the same show. Calm down. Just because someone else can see humor in something is no reason to get all worked up. Hell you probably laugh at all kinds of lame ass shit. You don’t see me blowing a fucking gasket over it. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/62 "2005-07-28T19:47:08Z")
uglybeech, Can you call us cunts in 72-point font now? Perhaps share further how your subjective opinion on things should be treated as fact? That would be swell. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/63 "2005-07-28T19:52:13Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > …Itchy and Scratchy - funny, in my view. No! It is not! This is a verified fact! It is secretly a sophisticated sociological commentary on post-modern capitalist power structure roles and the existential malaise of the modern worker’s struggle as seen through the social dynamic of the predator/prey conflict and the tension caused by the reversal of biodeterminist roles. In fact, nothing is funny at all! If you find anything at all funny, you are just not getting the deeper implications. You cannot possibly be a mature and sophisticated human person until you overanalyze everything and suck the joy out of any potentially “funny” event. Plebian. ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/64 "2005-07-28T19:53:07Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > uglybeech, Can you call us cunts in 72-point font now? Perhaps share further how your subjective opinion on things should be treated as fact? That would be swell. Look I’m sorry but you people have to face reality - they’ve done any number of multi-center controlled double-blind randomized studies which all say that Tom and Jerry Suck and Bugs Bunny pisses all over their lame fetid corpses. Suck it up. And I’d appreciate it if you people would stop going off on tangents. This thread is about Itchy and Scratchy. Droopy is completely irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/65 "2005-07-28T19:54:50Z")
I say, introduce porcupines into the natural habitat of Denver. [That’ll learn em](http://ca.today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyID=2005-07-27T181652Z_01_N2673962_RTRIDST_0_CANADA-LIFE-PITBULLS-COL.XML) ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/66 "2005-07-28T19:55:06Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > Look I’m sorry but you people have to face reality - they’ve done any number of multi-center controlled double-blind randomized studies which all say that Tom and Jerry Suck and Bugs Bunny pisses all over their lame fetid corpses. Suck it up. > > And I’d appreciate it if you people would stop going off on tangents. This thread is about Itchy and Scratchy. Droopy is completely irrelevant. This whole fucking thing is a big ass whoosh, right? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/67 "2005-07-28T19:55:16Z")
Droopy’s not funny either. Dangermouse–now THERE’s a cartoon! Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/68 "2005-07-28T19:57:09Z")
Who the hell is Dangermouse? ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/69 "2005-07-28T20:00:12Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Droopy’s not funny either. > > Dangermouse–now THERE’s a cartoon! > Daniel Hadn’t thought about Dangermouse in a while. Do you think Penfold got a job working for the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/70 "2005-07-28T20:00:19Z")
[Dangermouse!](http://jeannero.free.fr/dessins-animes/DangerMouse.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/71 "2005-07-28T20:00:42Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Droopy’s not funny either. You son of a bitch. Droopy’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/72 "2005-07-28T20:01:38Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > No! It is not! This is a verified fact! It is secretly a sophisticated sociological commentary on post-modern capitalist power structure roles and the existential malaise of the modern worker’s struggle as seen through the social dynamic of the predator/prey conflict and the tension caused by the reversal of biodeterminist roles. > > In fact, nothing is funny at all! If you find anything at all funny, you are just not getting the deeper implications. You cannot possibly be a mature and sophisticated human person until you overanalyze everything and suck the joy out of any potentially “funny” event. > > Plebian. Wow, I had no idea that Itchy and Scratchy was so cromulent. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/73 "2005-07-28T20:02:09Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > Hadn’t thought about Dangermouse in a while. Do you think Penfold got a job working for the SDMB? Oh, I do hope so. And I ain’t budging on Droopy, neither. Hell, my wife LOVES Foghorn Leghorn, and I’ll say he’s completely unfunny; if she can’t move me, you got no chance. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/74 "2005-07-28T20:06:39Z")
Incidentally, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve found common ground with **uglybeech**. Tom & Jerry fuckin’ blow. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/75 "2005-07-28T20:08:31Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > This whole fucking thing is a big ass whoosh, right? I vote obvious and deliberate hijack. Probably I offended delicate sensibilities with the rainbow hug earlier. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/76 "2005-07-28T20:11:06Z")
That’s it. All you Tom and Jerry hating motherfuckers can kiss my ass, right on the crack. You wouldn’t know funny if it bit you in the ass. > [@Binarydrone](#): > > I vote obvious and deliberate hijack. Probably I offended delicate sensibilities with the rainbow hug earlier. That was actually my favorite part of the thread. THAT was fucking funny. ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/77 "2005-07-28T20:12:15Z")
I’m known as the mean & heartless one IRL in my circle of friends, with a rather sadistic sense of humor. I found that dog’s pictures rather heartbreaking, and can’t imagine who’d laugh at them. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/78 "2005-07-28T20:17:01Z")
> [@dre2xl](#): > > I found that dog’s pictures rather heartbreaking, and can’t imagine who’d laugh at them. ☹ I found them to be knee slapping hil-fucking-arious, and can’t imagine who wouldn’t laugh at them. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/79 "2005-07-28T20:17:36Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > No! It is not! This is a verified fact! It is secretly a sophisticated sociological commentary on post-modern capitalist power structure roles and the existential malaise of the modern worker’s struggle as seen through the social dynamic of the predator/prey conflict and the tension caused by the reversal of biodeterminist roles. I think you are thinking of the _other_ great cat & mouse classic, “Worker and Parasite”. As for the dog that prompted all this…I can honestly say that, while I did not find the picture amusing, I have not a shred of sympathy for the dog, either. This would have been the case whether it received a face full of quills, a body full, or even it the damn thing were fed into a chipper-shredder. Perhaps uniquely among animals, I find pit bulls/bull terriers/whatever the hell they are to be loathesome beasts. Irrational? You betcha, since I’ve never even known one. But I really can’t even stand the look of 'em, quill-faced or not. Any other breed would likely have elicited an, "Aw, man, poor doggy ☹ " from me. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/80 "2005-07-28T20:20:21Z")
> [@dre2xl](#): > > I’m known as the mean & heartless one IRL in my circle of friends, with a rather sadistic sense of humor. I found that dog’s pictures rather heartbreaking, and can’t imagine who’d laugh at them. ☹ That’s my whole point in starting this thread! Only the vilest inhuman slime could possibly find that funny! I bet that if Hitler were alive today, he would be morally superior to the kind of emotionally dead fuck that would even for a second find anything amusing about this. In fact, nothing is funny at all! If you find anything at all funny, I herby reserve the right to get all superior and judge you. Bunch of sense of humor having evil fuckers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465.md?page=5)