# Tuckerfan, you dog hating bastard. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 27, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465 "2005-07-27T20:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/81 "2005-07-28T20:21:29Z")
> [@Darwin's Finch](#): > > Perhaps uniquely among animals, I find pit bulls/bull terriers/whatever the hell they are to be loathesome beasts. Irrational? You betcha, since I’ve never even known one Aw, c’mon, how can you not [love a face like this](http://www.petharbor.com/detail.asp?ID=A072664&searchtype=ADOPT&friends=0&samaritans=0&nosuccess=0&bgcolor=FFFFFF&text=000000&link=23334A&alink=23334A&vlink=23334A&col_hdr_bg=FFFFFF&col_hdr_fg=000000&col_bg=FFFFFF&col_bg2=eee9e9&col_fg=000000&SBG=FFFFFF&rows=10&imght=120&imgres=thumb&view=sysadm.v_web_6&fontface=arial&nobreedreq=1&shelterlist='ASHV'&where=type_DOG&LOCATION=ASHV)? Okay, so maybe Jed’s only got a little bit of pit bull in him. He’s still a cutie, and many of the pit bull mixes we get a shelters are great dogs. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/82 "2005-07-28T20:24:19Z")
> [@dre2xl](#): > > I’m known as the mean & heartless one IRL in my circle of friends, with a rather sadistic sense of humor. I found that dog’s pictures rather heartbreaking, and can’t imagine who’d laugh at them. ☹ Is [this](http://www.geocities.jp/kiyomi984/Care_Bears_Easter.jpg) your social circle? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/83 "2005-07-28T20:30:43Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > That’s my whole point in starting this thread! Only the vilest inhuman slime could possibly find that funny! I bet that if Hitler were alive today, he would be morally superior to the kind of emotionally dead fuck that would even for a second find anything amusing about this. In fact, nothing is funny at all! If you find anything at all funny, I herby reserve the right to get all superior and judge you. > > Bunch of sense of humor having evil fuckers. Are you an English professor? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/84 "2005-07-28T20:31:44Z")
Um, it occurs to me that it might seem like I didn’t get your sarcasm. I did. ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/85 "2005-07-28T20:49:39Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > This whole fucking thing is a big ass whoosh, right? Well for the love of the sweet Lord, no one caught even a trace of irony in my “it’s not an opinion it’s an observable fact?” I’m sorry I had no choice but to play with that like a cat with a…oh fuck I hate that show./end hijack NOW > [@binarydrone](#): > > Bunch of sense of humor having evil fuckers. Hey binary I think [ogrish.com](http://ogrish.com) has some new pics of kittens being tortured. Good chance to hone your highly developed - what do you call it? Oh yeah “sense of hoom-or.” ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/86 "2005-07-28T20:54:00Z")
Suck it. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/87 "2005-07-28T20:59:51Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Incidentally, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve found common ground with **uglybeech**. > > Tom & Jerry fuckin’ blow. And I’m forced to agree with Miller. Somebody check outside, I think it’s the Apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/88 "2005-07-28T21:01:43Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > I think [ogrish.com](http://ogrish.com) has some new pics of kittens being tortured. WooHoo!!! I am masturbating like a motherfuck! ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/89 "2005-07-28T21:38:41Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > WooHoo!!! I am masturbating like a motherfuck! You deviant quilled-dog-laughing tortured-kitten-wanking piece of human garbage. > [@CandidGamera](#): > > And I’m forced to agree with Miller. Somebody check outside, I think it’s the Apocalypse. Maybe we’ve somehow logged onto bizarro-SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/90 "2005-07-28T22:35:03Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Bull terriers have longer snouts. Think Spuds McKensie. Pits look more like the classic junkyard dog or the “tough guy” dog in old cartoons. Picture the dog in the old Little Rascals films. Not that easy. Try this test… [http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html](http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html) ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/91 "2005-07-29T03:19:48Z")
I like how Bart and Lisa never laugh while Itchy and Scratchy is actually on, but rather as soon as it ends. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/92 "2005-07-29T04:38:39Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > I’m sorry was any of this in response to anything I said? All I’m talking about is the dorkiness of schadenfreude. Damnit. I came here to make an Avenue Q reference and you go and screw it up. > [@rinni](#): > > I like how Bart and Lisa never laugh while Itchy and Scratchy is actually on, but rather as soon as it ends. They’re probably like the guys that watch Monty Python live, reciting the lines along with the characters and laughing at the end. Of course that would only work if the characters had lines. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/93 "2005-07-29T06:42:48Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > Hey binary I think [ogrish.com](http://ogrish.com) has some new pics of kittens being tortured. Good chance to hone your highly developed - what do you call it? Oh yeah “sense of hoom-or.” I bet it’s not nearly as funny as [Bonsai Kitten](http://www.bonsaikitten.com/)! I guess I should have titled my thread “I Quilling Your Dog.”😃 ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/94 "2005-07-29T12:43:04Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > You deviant quilled-dog-laughing tortured-kitten-wanking piece of human garbage. That’s hot. Now, call me a pig and put lots of empty lines in your posts. That really turns me on. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/95 "2005-07-29T13:08:14Z")
In theory, or in writing, the idea of a dog with so many quills stuck in her face that she looks like an ambulatory burr is pretty funny to me. In practice, or in that picture, I’m still a little amused because it’s so extreme, but the majority of me is shuddering in sympathy. To show where I stand on other issues: Tom and Jerry suck. Foghorn Leghorn is funny, but not as funny as Daffy Duck–because when Daffy’s on, he’s _on_, man. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465/96 "2005-07-29T17:47:47Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > \ > I guess I should have titled my thread “I Quilling Your Dog.”😃 Yeah, you really should have. Heh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuckerfan-you-dog-hating-bastard/314465.md?page=4)