# Tuna"fish" -why? Then why not beefmammal, chickenbird, shrimpbug?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 30, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177 "2012-08-30T19:00:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/41 "2012-08-31T17:00:31Z")

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Reminds me of the old joke about pussy willows.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/42 "2012-08-31T17:02:40Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Reminds me of the old joke about pussy willows.

Is that the one where the punchline is “Hold on, let me get my hat.”?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/43 "2012-08-31T17:03:34Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Did you know the titmouse has nothing to do with either tits or mice?

Likewise for the [bushtit](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Bushtits_Salem_OR.JPG/220px-Bushtits_Salem_OR.JPG&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegithalidae&h=270&w=220&sz=17&tbnid=2nK-Jmc6tTq3VM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=73&zoom=1&usg=__npRY6ZeYabGvZ3bBwGlhm4sNiMQ=&sa=X&ei=Qu5AUKKKNbLXiALHooDADw&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAg&dur=3658). Sad, really.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/44 "2012-08-31T17:12:23Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Is that the one where the punchline is “Hold on, let me get my hat.”?

20 bucks, same as uptown.

No, it’s the golfers. OK…

A guy, looking for his golf ball, comes out of the woods quite shaken and pale. His buddy says “What happened to you?”

“Well, I was looking for my ball, and decided to take a leak. I was peeing on some buttercups and boom! Mother Nature appeared out of nowhere and told me that for doing so I woulld not be allowed to eat butter for a whole year”

His buddy shrugs, “Yeah, so what there’s always margarine?”

“Yeah, but I came this \<\> close to pissing on some pussy willows.”

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/45 "2012-08-31T17:20:43Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> [Previous thread on the same topic.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538404)

And here’s an even older one

> **[Why do we say tuna "fish" sandwich?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=9106)**
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> Why do we say tuna “fish” sandwich? Why not just tuna sandwich? Isn’t it redundant to say both “tuna” and “fish”? There isn’t a non-fish type tuna, is there? (“Chicken Of The Sea” doesn’t count)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/46 "2012-08-31T17:57:44Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> … tuna fucking salad.

Which is how I’ve always pronounced it in my head.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/47 "2012-08-31T18:12:41Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> No, it’s the golfers. OK…

That was pretty good!

An old-timer is sitting on his porch. A couple of boys walk by carrying some chicken wire. The old-timer asked “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” “Gonna catch some chickens!” replied one boy. “Durn fool kids! You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!”

A few hours later the boys walked back the other way, with chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next day the boys walk by carrying some duct tape. The old-timer asked “Where are you going with that duck tape?” “Gonna catch some ducks!” replied the boy. “Durn fool kids! You can’t catch ducks with duck tape!”

A few hours later the boys walked back the other way, with ducks stuck to the duct tape.

The next day the boys walked by carrying some pussy willows. The old-timer said “Hold on there, young fellers. Let me get my hat.”

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/48 "2012-08-31T18:15:31Z")

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😛

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/49 "2012-09-01T00:28:11Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Some Southern Americans call ground beef “hamburger meat”, if that makes you feel any better.

I can’t laugh at them, not when whether or not I include the “er” at the end is dependant on whether we’re talking raw meat or cooked and shaped into a patty.

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**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/50 "2012-09-07T16:15:58Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Apparently it grows in bunches, like grapes. That’s according to Trivial Persuit. Web searches on the subject sort of bear this out, but I have yet to find a trustworthy cite.

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> If you see grapefruit growing on a tree, you will notice that they grow in clusters. It is suggested that these clusters resemble the shape of large yellow grapes and so the fruit was called a grapefruit. Another explanation is that the premature grapefruit looks similar in shape to unripe green grapes.

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tuna-fish-why-then-why-not-beefmammal-chickenbird-shrimpbug/633177/51 "2012-09-09T08:42:49Z")

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We didn’t start eating tuna until the 1880’s. The general public, not until the first tuna was canned in 1903.

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