# Turkey sandwiches and a poll.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 30, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164 "2013-11-30T22:02:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/1 "2013-11-30T22:02:36Z")

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Do you like them? Do you eat them? But more importantly, what do you put on them? I’m a traditionalist: cold sandwich, turkey, stuffing, cranberries, s&p, mayo. Perhaps a bit of lettuce if there’s room. The bread can be white or wheat, but has to be fresh and soft. Maybe some pickles on the side.

How’s about you?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/2 "2013-11-30T22:16:25Z")

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Sourdough, cheddar or Swiss, mayo, dash of poultry seasoning.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/3 "2013-11-30T22:31:47Z")

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Definitely NO DRESSING!!

Gah! By the day after I am so sick of dressing I never want to see it again (until next Thanksgiving).

Turkey, mayo, cranberry sauce, cheese, and some pepper flake on sourdough.

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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/4 "2013-11-30T22:36:18Z")

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White bread toasted, slices of turkey breast cold, mayo (actually Miracle Whip), lettuce and cheese. Oh yeah, a little salt on the turkey.

Do I like them… I’d happily forgo the main dinner just to have a week of these.

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/5 "2013-11-30T22:37:00Z")

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Usually just turkey and bread, though I’ll occasionally include stuffing.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/6 "2013-11-30T22:55:47Z")

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White meat, wheat bread, mayo, salt and pepper.

I don’t like messy sandwiches, so no cranberries or stuffing.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/7 "2013-11-30T23:01:53Z")

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Cold, white bread (might be toasted or untoasted), mayo, and turkey. Lettuce and tomato are optional. I don’t like cheese on my turkey sandwich.

I like turkey sandwiches so much that I usually go through half a pound of smoked turkey a week. The cats say that I can go ahead and get a full pound, and they will eat up anything that I can’t finish.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/8 "2013-11-30T23:11:42Z")

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Cold turkey, toasted or untoasted \*bread, with butter, salt and pepper and Keen’s hot mustard.

I usually never, ever eat white bread. All my sandwiches for work, etc. are on multigrain; however there’s something very different about fresh turkey, and I love having it on white bread, especially toasted.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/9 "2013-11-30T23:18:48Z")

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What do we enter if we like them both ways?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/10 "2013-11-30T23:25:29Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> What do we enter if we like them both ways?

We don’t swing both ways in my house. You just take your perverted self on outa heah.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/11 "2013-11-30T23:30:57Z")

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I liked them so much as a child that I now make a Tofurkey roast on Thanksgiving mostly so I can slice it and make sandwiches later. I warm a little stuffing up and layer cold Tofurkey slices, stuffing, Swiss cheese slices, and whole-berry cranberry sauce on home-made wheat bread. I’ll sometimes put a little mayo or butter on the bread, too.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/12 "2013-11-30T23:34:15Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Do you like them? Do you eat them? But more importantly, what do you put on them?

I eat them frequently all year round as sliced turkey is the go-to sandwich filling at this house. Wheat bread, lettuce, mayo. If I’m feeling really wild I’ll add something like cucumbers, green peppers, pickles, and/or olives.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/13 "2013-12-01T00:22:20Z")

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> [@InternetLegend](#):
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> I liked them so much as a child that I now make a Tofurkey roast on Thanksgiving mostly so I can slice it and make sandwiches later. I warm a little stuffing up and layer cold Tofurkey slices, stuffing, Swiss cheese slices, and whole-berry cranberry sauce on home-made wheat bread. I’ll sometimes put a little mayo or butter on the bread, too.

The word ‘tofurkey’ makes my left eyelid twitch rapidly.

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**Author:** ![tadtooornamental](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@tadtooornamental](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tadtooornamental)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/14 "2013-12-01T00:22:51Z")

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Warm, but not open face. I heat up the necessary ingredients, then put them onto the leftover dinner rolls. In a perfect world, I’d have some turkey, stuffin, bit of greenbean casserole and cranberry sauce.

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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/15 "2013-12-01T00:46:57Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> The word ‘tofurkey’ makes my left eyelid twitch rapidly.

Yeah… thought we were talking about food in this thread. 😛

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/16 "2013-12-01T00:52:16Z")

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On toasted rye, with mayo, pickle on the side.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/17 "2013-12-01T00:54:00Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> The word ‘tofurkey’ makes my left eyelid twitch rapidly.

> [@Spud](#):
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> Yeah… thought we were talking about food in this thread. 😛

See? I liked left-over turkey sandwiches so much that when I stopped liking the actual turkey, I became willing to eat non-food just to make a similar sandwich!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/18 "2013-12-01T01:30:00Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> We don’t swing both ways in my house. You just take your perverted self on outa heah.

😃 I love a good smart ass response!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/19 "2013-12-01T01:38:05Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> 😃 I love a good smart ass response!

Actually, I just hotted up some gravy gel with some turkey stock, heated up some stuffing and poured the gravy over it and some cold turkey. Technically not an open faced sandwich, just warmed leftovers.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-sandwiches-and-a-poll/675164/20 "2013-12-01T01:44:26Z")

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I voted cold, because there wasn’t an option for ‘cold, open-face, or grilled’; but I’ll have turkey any way it comes.

FWIW, I’ve had two turkey sandwiches since Thanksgiving. Both were cold, with tomatoes, provolone cheese, mayonnaise, salt and pepper.

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