# TurKEY SHIT MOLE DUMPLING RICE cell phone DUMBDUMBDUMB! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975 "2003-02-27T20:54:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/21 "2003-02-27T22:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*Slight nitpick. Shouldn’t that be BULL, not COW 😕 \*\* ARRRRRGHH-- I kept thinking about this after I posted… I was an FFA’er an all, I should bloody well know the difference. As for where the cell phone fits? . . . :: evil smile:: All I can say is that it involves a rubber hat, three live chickens, a phillips head screwdriver and a donkey testicle. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/22 "2003-02-27T22:59:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*Slight nitpick. Shouldn’t that be BULL, not COW 😕 \*\* Probably a cow-strap on ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/23 "2003-02-27T23:16:34Z")
Darnit, **Tapioca Dextrin** , you stole my thought right out of that bovine abused excretory port. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/24 "2003-02-28T00:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blowero \* > \*\*Now we know the answer to that “What if you had 100 monkeys at 100 typewriters?” riddle. \*\* Thank you, **blowero**! Best and longest laugh I’ve had for a while. My dog left the room - I think I scared her! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lilly\_Putt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Lilly\_Putt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilly_Putt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/25 "2003-02-28T02:16:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Barber’s Underwear \* > \*\*I find that turkey shit mole dumplings with rice are usually best fried. You get such a contrast of textures and flavours - the crunchy outside, the sweet turkey, the chewy mole and the creamy, pungent shit. > > - Bubba. \*\* As a vegetarian, I am saddened that I will never be able to experience this delicacy. I hope it catches on though, so I can look forward to the tofu turkey shit soy-protein mole dumpling w/ rice. Until then I can only live vicariously through you. And are these kosher?;j ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/26 "2003-02-28T02:25:36Z")
Is this normal? Am I the only one who thinks GlarGH should seek professional help? Or is it a major whoosh / inside joke? Sorry, I don’t get why the OP was written like that, like it’s been written by a 12 year old with tourettes who has just drunk 5 hi-sugar soft drinks. It’s probably just me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/27 "2003-02-28T02:39:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by glarGH \* > \*\*BEING FUCKING SENSELESS, DIRECTIONLESS TURDS who have nothing better to do than “roll” with their entourages of gaping faketan polesmoke fakesurfrealhookers in high school with five varieties of festering ghonorrea. \*\* _lol_ I’m sorry, I had to laugh. This reminded me of my arch enemies from highschool. The ‘faketan’…_lol_ ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/28 "2003-02-28T02:42:30Z")
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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/29 "2003-02-28T02:46:50Z")
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**Author:** ![mikester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4da419/32.png) [@mikester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikester)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/30 "2003-02-28T02:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\*Oh! Shitty > You! Shitty > Shitty Shitty Girl Whores > Shitty Shitty Man Whores > We love you! > And shitty, > Our shitty, > Shitty Shitty Girl Whores > Shitty Shitty Man Whores > Love us too! > High shitty, > Low shitty, > Anywhere we go, > On Shitty Shitty we depend… > Bang, Bang > Shitty Shitty Man Whores > Our fine four-fendered friend! > Shitty Shitty Man Whores, > Shitty Shitty Girl Whores > Fine four fendered > Shitty Shitty Friend!!! \*\* what the fuck?😕 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/31 "2003-02-28T02:48:37Z")
**mikester** : Sorry, you’re saying WTF to that post, but the OP makes perfect sense yo you? Did you read the OP? And if it makes sense then can you explain it to me? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/32 "2003-02-28T02:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > YOu hang out with the stupidest shitrolled idiot dognut lickers I have ever met because they hang out with your hippy TOADLUMP ass. These people are delinquents, children, delinquent children and sspacey fucks who got hit in the head by a surfboard too many times and are suffering the brain damaging effects of DARE I SAY IT?? BEING FUCKING SENSELESS, DIRECTIONLESS TURDS who have nothing better to do than “roll” with their entourages of gaping faketan polesmoke fakesurfrealhookers in high school with five varieties of festering ghonorrea. I WILL TAKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AND GRIND THEM INTO THE JAGGED LAVAROCK OF MY LOATHING. I WILL GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES WITH A 1970’s LETTER OPENER AND MAKE THEIR MASACARA RUN BECAUSE THEY ARE SHITTY SHITTY GIRL WHORES AND SHITTY SHITTY MAN WHORES. I DON’T LIKE THEM. I think it’s a rant against Bush an co. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/33 "2003-02-28T02:53:06Z")
OK… that’s good. So why write it in such a retarded way? Look I’m not knocking GlarGH. I’m just confused about the language and style he wrote the OP. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/34 "2003-02-28T02:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Oh Shitty your so fine > Your so fine you blow my mind > Oh Shitty! > Oh Shitty! > > i dont get tHE OP BUT ILl go WITH THE FLOW FUCKING STICK A MOUSE POinter up your prePPY MOTHerfucking nose. > > Hows that? \*\* I see potential here… You may want to change “mouse pointer” to something a little more vile, large, or involved with disgusting bodily functions. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/35 "2003-02-28T03:00:49Z")
Hey GlarGH you’re OK. I see that you can write normal sentences after all. I was concerned! Hows this: you make me feEL sICK TO THE CORE ROF ME BELLY TakE THE SHARPEST pen FOMR MY POCKET AND STAB YOUR TESTICLES k ---
**Author:** ![Lilly\_Putt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Lilly\_Putt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilly_Putt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/36 "2003-02-28T03:30:34Z")
**GlarGh** Loves his/her non sequiturs, That’s for damn sure. My prediction for his/her next post. > [@](#): > > Soon to be posted by **GlarGH** : > **"MonkeyNutFuckCake shitlip assclowns. May they suffer the turdsex agony of the pillar of sodom. Cuntlapping armadilloFuckers. CuttlefishFuckTwinkies."** ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/37 "2003-02-28T03:53:40Z")
Glar, glar. I admire how bravely you cope with your Tourette’s. ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/38 "2003-02-28T04:14:21Z")
Once you remember what **glarGH** does for a living, her posts make a lot more sense. Her early rants about customers actually made sense. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/39 "2003-02-28T04:31:20Z")
**glARGH** is really me before I had my hysterectomy. Not only do I perfuckly understand each syllable that shrieks from her keyboard, but I know what she’s going to shriek before I finish reading. Brings a turKEY shit mole lumplings to my throat. (snif) [sub]pewwww…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/40 "2003-02-28T04:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lilly Putt \* > \*\*As a vegetarian, I am saddened that I will never be able to experience this delicacy. I hope it catches on though, so I can look forward to the tofu turkey shit soy-protein mole dumpling w/ rice. > Until then I can only live vicariously through you. And are these kosher?;j \*\* Hey **Lilly Put** , what if the OP had been referring to turkey-shit mole dumplings though? I suppose that if you are opposed to eating animal by-products at all, you may object to eating fluffy dumplings containing turkey-shit and moles that had been removed for medical reasons, but if you were one of those wishy-washy ovo-lacto-copro vegetarians, you wouldn’t have any problems. - Bubba. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975.md?page=3)