# TurKEY SHIT MOLE DUMPLING RICE cell phone DUMBDUMBDUMB! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975 "2003-02-27T20:54:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lilly\_Putt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Lilly\_Putt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilly_Putt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/41 "2003-02-28T05:00:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tony Barber’s Underwear \* > \ > ovo-lacto- **copro** \ > > - Bubba. I do not believe feces to be kosher.;j 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/42 "2003-02-28T05:14:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lilly Putt \* > \*\*I do not believe feces to be kosher.;j 😉 \*\* Really? I wonder whether a GQ about how the jewish dietary laws relate to feces would be appreciated? - Bubba. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/43 "2003-02-28T11:20:13Z")
I didn’t know \*_lieu_ was Jewish… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/44 "2003-02-28T11:21:31Z")
Well, that was some _crappy_ coding! HAW!HAW!HAW! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/45 "2003-02-28T11:35:39Z")
Mole dumplings with two scoops rice and mac salad sounds _ono!_ Put gravy on top! ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/46 "2003-02-28T11:47:57Z")
mikester: Still confused? Try the melody to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/47 "2003-02-28T14:23:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Is this normal? Am I the only one who thinks GlarGH should seek professional help? Or is it a major whoosh / inside joke? Sorry, I don’t get why the OP was written like that, like it’s been written by a 12 year old with tourettes who has just drunk 5 hi-sugar soft drinks. It’s probably just me. 🙂 \*\* It’s a stream of consciousness thing of beauty. > [@](#): > > The Columbia Encyclopedia, Sixth Edition. 2001. > > stream of consciousness > > in literature, technique that records the multifarious thoughts and feelings of a character **without regard to logical argument or narrative sequence**. The writer attempts by the stream of consciousness to reflect all the forces, external and internal, influencing the psychology of a character at a single moment. The technique was first employed by Édouard Dujardin (1861–1949) in his novel Les Lauriers sont coupés (1888) and was subsequently used by such notable writers as James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, and William Faulkner. The phrase “stream of consciousness” to indicate the flow of inner experience was first used by William James in Principles of Psychology (1890). ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/48 "2003-02-28T14:34:40Z")
I love this stuff. Keep 'em coming, **GlarGH**. Haj ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/49 "2003-02-28T14:42:23Z")
Is that mole as in the little underground chappie, or the thing on your skin, or is it mole (molé) as in the Mexican sauce, to go with the dumpling? I think we should be told. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/50 "2003-02-28T14:44:04Z")
Does this cell phone make my ass look hippy TOADLUMP? ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/51 "2003-02-28T15:40:14Z")
OK, OK **glarGh**. I’ll pay the ransom. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/52 "2003-02-28T19:51:38Z")
Ah, **glarGh**. The most profane performance artist since G G Allin… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/53 "2003-02-28T20:11:02Z")
I vote for _mole_ (molé) as in the Mexican sauce. But perhaps I shouldn’t, as that tends to suggest that a strictly linear interpretation is possible. I’m not sure that’s the kind of slippery slope **glarGH** wants to start going down. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/54 "2003-02-28T20:59:44Z")
**mikester** , you didn’t get my hilarious “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” reference? ::hangs head in shame:: [sub]At least **NutMagnet** got it…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/55 "2003-02-28T21:06:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Does this cell phone make my ass look hippy TOADLUMP? \*\* No, your ass makes your ass look hippy TOADLUMP. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975/56 "2003-03-01T02:15:10Z")
**I** got it, **Dooku** , and thanks to YOU I’ll be singing it in my head all dam nite. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-shit-mole-dumpling-rice-cell-phone-dumbdumbdumb/157975.md?page=2)