# Turkey talk

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-talk/738568>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [November 25, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-talk/738568 "2015-11-25T18:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkey-talk/738568/1 "2015-11-25T18:36:45Z")

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In today’s column, **bibliophage** talks turkey and Turkey, but ultimately breaks down into an interminable barrage of geographic puns.

Enough already! If you keep this up, I will demand that you call the Bosporus! He’ll probably Kenya.