# Turkeys & S&M

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [June 19, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960 "2002-06-19T21:42:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960/1 "2002-06-19T21:42:47Z")

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I just wanted to comment that in the long-running feud between Slug and Cecil, the depiction of Cecil as an S&M turkey is simply inspiring: [What’s the deal with S&M, bondage and discipline, etc.?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_065.html)

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960/2 "2002-06-20T02:42:30Z")

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Inspiring? What, exactly, does it inspire you to do? Strike that. I don’t think I really want to know.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960/3 "2002-06-20T03:00:05Z")

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Strike _what_?

And _where_…?

heh

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2002, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960/4 "2002-06-21T10:46:37Z")

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You are a bad egg egg egg.

Now spank me.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turkeys-s-m/114960/5 "2002-06-24T04:57:23Z")

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Was that a Hudson Hawk ref?