# Turn me off, ladies!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turn-me-off-ladies/54936>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turn-me-off-ladies/54936 "2001-02-18T01:21:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turn-me-off-ladies/54936/21 "2001-02-18T21:19:51Z")

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You know, dear, we really need to discuss our relationship. Yes, now. No, it can’t wait until the football game is over.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turn-me-off-ladies/54936/22 "2001-02-19T00:41:07Z")

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Well, I think I’m about due for my period. I’m cranky as hell, cramps, bloating, diahrhea, or however you spell it.

I also have a fancy for picking my nose and wiping it on the carpet.

Oh, and wanna smell my socks? They’re REALLY RANK! It’s so gross!

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turn-me-off-ladies/54936/23 "2001-02-19T02:37:54Z")

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You have GOT to see my new hemmorrhoid— it’s a doozy!

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