# Turns out Hitler may not have died in that bunker after all..

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**Created:** [September 28, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turns-out-hitler-may-not-have-died-in-that-bunker-after-all/511826 "2009-09-28T06:38:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turns-out-hitler-may-not-have-died-in-that-bunker-after-all/511826/21 "2009-09-30T06:51:36Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> No lack of random human remains in Berlin in 1946 …

“Is this Hitler?”

“I think that’s Hitler.”

“Hey guys, I found Hitler!”

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**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turns-out-hitler-may-not-have-died-in-that-bunker-after-all/511826/22 "2009-09-30T15:22:50Z")

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> [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](#):
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> “Is this Hitler?”
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> “I think that’s Hitler.”
> 
> “Hey guys, I found Hitler!”

Any doubt that this was the standard of scrutiny applied by the Soviet pathologists a/k/a conscripts? Coupled with their instinctive desire to “disappear” anyone who was problematic for them, it’s hardly a wonder the forensic chain of custody is murky.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/turns-out-hitler-may-not-have-died-in-that-bunker-after-all/511826/23 "2009-09-30T18:23:35Z")

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> [@Girl\_From\_Mars](#):
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> Excellent for marketing purposes though. “My pastrami is so tender, you don’t even need to chew it.”

More like “maaa pastraa ah sa tada, ya daa eah nea ta chaw ta”. 😉

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