TV Binge Watch (Part 1)

Since Starfleet appears to follow naval protocol and rank hierarchy –

An ensign is an officer; it is the rank bestowed upon graduation from the Naval Academy (although some graduates may be commissioned as a second lieutenant, probably in keeping with their specialty). A sergeant is a non-commissioned officer, i.e., an enlisted man. The closest thing to a sergeant in a navy would probably be a Petty Officer Second Class or above.

And there was, in fact, at least one petty officer IDed by name in Star Trek:TNG – Chief Petty Officer Miles O’Brien, the transporter chief on board the USS Enterprise-D.

-“BB”-

Right, then.

Main cast members rejected when Star Trek: TOS was in development

  1. Captain Kirk’s Aunt Hattie, who always warned landing parties to “be careful, now” just before they beamed down and was ready with fresh cookies and milk when they beamed back up.
  2. Lt. Zgrkh Pffftbstwl, curvaceous crew hostess by day, vampire beast by night. And in love with Scotty.
  3. Ensign Maurice Leblanc, responsible for maintaining the quatrotriticale stores and, ironically, a very capable tribble wrangler.
  4. Lt. Nils Lindsstrom, ordained Lutheran minister and chaplain. Originally intended to be a source of comfort and solace upon the loss of comrades, he was cancelled when it was realized that, due to the high mortality rate of redshirts, he would end up with more screen time than Kirk and Spock combined.
  5. CPO Tyrone “Fishbait” Pomeroy, token African-American and ship’s cook; removed when they found Nichelle Nichols and decided on cybercooking.
  6. Dr. Bob “Butcher” Barstowe, who only passed the Federation medical boards exam on the sixth (or was it the seventh?) try and is fleeing Earth ahead of a probably career-ending medical malpractice lawsuit
  7. Ensign Neeb’sh Neidermeyer, young and “by the book” to a fault. Neidermeyer would often interrupt the senior officers’ conversations to interject Star Fleet regulations and to insist on following the Prime Directive to the letter. In a rare for the time instance of continuity and character development, Kirk was going to assign him to the security team and issue him a red shirt midway through the season.
  8. Mr. Fluffy, Ship’s Cat, who would, at least every third episode, be taken over, absorbed or impersonated by an alien - sometimes good, sometimes evil - leading to various zany hijinks

Main cast members rejected when Star Trek: TOS was in development

  1. Captain Kirk’s Aunt Hattie, who always warned landing parties to “be careful, now” just before they beamed down and was ready with fresh cookies and milk when they beamed back up.
  2. Lt. Zgrkh Pffftbstwl, curvaceous crew hostess by day, vampire beast by night. And in love with Scotty.
  3. Ensign Maurice Leblanc, responsible for maintaining the quatrotriticale stores and, ironically, a very capable tribble wrangler.
  4. Lt. Nils Lindsstrom, ordained Lutheran minister and chaplain. Originally intended to be a source of comfort and solace upon the loss of comrades, he was cancelled when it was realized that, due to the high mortality rate of redshirts, he would end up with more screen time than Kirk and Spock combined.
  5. CPO Tyrone “Fishbait” Pomeroy, token African-American and ship’s cook; removed when they found Nichelle Nichols and decided on cybercooking.
  6. Dr. Bob “Butcher” Barstowe, who only passed the Federation medical boards exam on the sixth (or was it the seventh?) try and is fleeing Earth ahead of a probably career-ending medical malpractice lawsuit
  7. Ensign Neeb’sh Neidermeyer, young and “by the book” to a fault. Neidermeyer would often interrupt the senior officers’ conversations to interject Star Fleet regulations and to insist on following the Prime Directive to the letter. In a rare for the time instance of continuity and character development, Kirk was going to assign him to the security team and issue him a red shirt midway through the season.
  8. Mr. Fluffy, Ship’s Cat, who would, at least every third episode, be taken over, absorbed or impersonated by an alien - sometimes good, sometimes evil - leading to various zany hijinks
  9. Lt. Phhhht! - a humanoid alien race whose language is ‘spoken’ via flatulence, and emotions expressed via scent.

Main cast members rejected when Star Trek: TOS was in development

  1. Captain Kirk’s Aunt Hattie, who always warned landing parties to “be careful, now” just before they beamed down and was ready with fresh cookies and milk when they beamed back up.
  2. Lt. Zgrkh Pffftbstwl, curvaceous crew hostess by day, vampire beast by night. And in love with Scotty.
  3. Ensign Maurice Leblanc, responsible for maintaining the quatrotriticale stores and, ironically, a very capable tribble wrangler.
  4. Lt. Nils Lindsstrom, ordained Lutheran minister and chaplain. Originally intended to be a source of comfort and solace upon the loss of comrades, he was cancelled when it was realized that, due to the high mortality rate of redshirts, he would end up with more screen time than Kirk and Spock combined.
  5. CPO Tyrone “Fishbait” Pomeroy, token African-American and ship’s cook; removed when they found Nichelle Nichols and decided on cybercooking.
  6. Dr. Bob “Butcher” Barstowe, who only passed the Federation medical boards exam on the sixth (or was it the seventh?) try and is fleeing Earth ahead of a probably career-ending medical malpractice lawsuit
  7. Ensign Neeb’sh Neidermeyer, young and “by the book” to a fault. Neidermeyer would often interrupt the senior officers’ conversations to interject Star Fleet regulations and to insist on following the Prime Directive to the letter. In a rare for the time instance of continuity and character development, Kirk was going to assign him to the security team and issue him a red shirt midway through the season.
  8. Mr. Fluffy, Ship’s Cat, who would, at least every third episode, be taken over, absorbed or impersonated by an alien - sometimes good, sometimes evil - leading to various zany hijinks
  9. Lt. Phhhht! - a humanoid alien race whose language is ‘spoken’ via flatulence, and emotions expressed via scent.
  10. Cmdr. Spock’s spunky niece T’Ike, who had a knack for getting into trouble but ended every episode with some cute comment that made the senior officers all go, “Awwwww”

Pass.

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey

Are we including NCOs? CPO is not an officer.

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers
  6. General Hospital

-“BB”-

Isn’t a Non-Commissioned Officer an Officer nonetheless?
I mean, the O in CPO literally stands for “Officer,” so…

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers
  6. General Hospital
  7. General Electric Theater

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers
  6. General Hospital
  7. General Electric Theater
  8. Major Crimes

Yes, it counts for purposes of this list.

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers
  6. General Hospital
  7. General Electric Theater
  8. Major Crimes
  9. Calvin and the Colonel

TV shows with officer titles

  1. Captain Kangaroo
  2. Captain Power And The Solders of the Future
  3. CPO Sharkey
  4. Major Dad
  5. Captain Planet and the Planeteers
  6. General Hospital
  7. General Electric Theater
  8. Major Crimes
  9. Calvin and the Colonel
  10. The Lieutenant

Gene Roddenberry’s show before he developed Star Trek.

Pass.

An NCO is different from a commissioned officer. Sergeants and petty officers are different from lieutenants and captains with different roles and responsibilities. Officers outrank NCOs and with a few exceptions, service persons do not salute NCOs like an officer would be saluted. But we’re starting to stray here, so…

TV shows with titles in the titles

  1. Mr. Magoo

TV shows with titles in the titles

  1. Mr. Magoo
  2. No Time for Sergeants

TV shows with titles in the titles

  1. Mr. Magoo
  2. No Time for Sergeants
  3. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir