TV Binge Watch (Part 2)

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart

-“BB”-

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad

Only spoke once in a flashback scene featuring the axe-wielding brothers as children.

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner

I know he beeps, but considering that Wile E. Coyote really discourses, the Roadrunner could speak, without violating any rules about non-humans, etc., and beeping is not speaking.

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office
  6. Morn - ST:DS9

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office
  6. Morn - ST:DS9
  7. Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office
  6. Morn - ST:DS9
  7. Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
  8. Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office
  6. Morn - ST:DS9
  7. Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
  8. Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero
  9. Goddard - Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

Characters who (though onscreen) never speak

  1. Thing - The Addams Family
  2. My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
  3. Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
  4. The Roadrunner
  5. Mose Schrute - The Office
  6. Morn - ST:DS9
  7. Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
  8. Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero
  9. Goddard - Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
  10. Rowdy - Scrubs

Turk and J.D.'s stuffed yellow Lab.

Next up:

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing

Gods, he annoyed me. Sanctimonious and rude.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends

Always whining. Even when he’s in the right, he whines.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny

That voice. Nails on chalkboard to my ears.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office

Love him, but sometimes less is more.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant

Tough call, as Rossi drove a lot of the plots. But he didn’t have to say so much in arguments with Lou Grant, with Charlie Hume, with Billie Newman. Or with people he’s talking to. Rossi, get your information, type it up, holler “Copy!” and let it be.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
  6. Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
  6. Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
  7. Mandy - The West Wing

Annoying in the extreme. Thankfully she was gone after the first season. I don’t know if I’d have kept watching if they hadn’t gotten rid of her.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
  6. Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
  7. Mandy - The West Wing
  8. Donald Trump - The Apprentice

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
  6. Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
  7. Mandy - The West Wing
  8. Donald Trump - The Apprentice
  9. Sandra Bernhard - Roseanne

Went back and forth between her and the show’s star, but Roseanne was at least funny before she got MAGA brain. Bernhard, not so much.

Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU

  1. Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
  2. Ross Geller - Friends
  3. Fran Fine - The Nanny
  4. Michael Scott - The Office
  5. Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
  6. Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
  7. Mandy - The West Wing
  8. Donald Trump - The Apprentice
  9. Sandra Bernhard - Roseanne
  10. Beverly Goldberg - The Goldbergs

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Characters with the signature props

  1. Kojak (Kojak) - Tootsie pop