Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
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Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
Only spoke once in a flashback scene featuring the axe-wielding brothers as children.
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
I know he beeps, but considering that Wile E. Coyote really discourses, the Roadrunner could speak, without violating any rules about non-humans, etc., and beeping is not speaking.
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Morn - ST:DS9
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Morn - ST:DS9
Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Morn - ST:DS9
Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Morn - ST:DS9
Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero
Goddard - Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
Characters who (though onscreen) never speak
Thing - The Addams Family
My brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl – Newhart
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
The Roadrunner
Mose Schrute - The Office
Morn - ST:DS9
Maggie Simpson - The Simpsons
Snake Eyes - G.I. Joe A Real American Hero
Goddard - Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
Rowdy - Scrubs
Turk and J.D.'s stuffed yellow Lab.
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Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Gods, he annoyed me. Sanctimonious and rude.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Always whining. Even when he’s in the right, he whines.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
That voice . Nails on chalkboard to my ears.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Love him, but sometimes less is more.
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Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Tough call, as Rossi drove a lot of the plots. But he didn’t have to say so much in arguments with Lou Grant, with Charlie Hume, with Billie Newman. Or with people he’s talking to. Rossi, get your information, type it up, holler “Copy!” and let it be.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
Mandy - The West Wing
Annoying in the extreme. Thankfully she was gone after the first season. I don’t know if I’d have kept watching if they hadn’t gotten rid of her.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
Mandy - The West Wing
Donald Trump - The Apprentice
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
Mandy - The West Wing
Donald Trump - The Apprentice
Sandra Bernhard - Roseanne
Went back and forth between her and the show’s star, but Roseanne was at least funny before she got MAGA brain. Bernhard, not so much.
Characters you found yourself wishing they’d just STFU
Toby Ziegler - The West Wing
Ross Geller - Friends
Fran Fine - The Nanny
Michael Scott - The Office
Joe Rossi - Lou Grant
Spongebob Squarepants - Spongebob Squarepants
Mandy - The West Wing
Donald Trump - The Apprentice
Sandra Bernhard - Roseanne
Beverly Goldberg - The Goldbergs
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Characters with the signature props
Kojak (Kojak ) - Tootsie pop