# TV Characters who Make you Weak **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 8, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232 "2003-01-08T02:11:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LoN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@LoN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoN)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/1 "2003-01-08T02:11:14Z")
Anyone here watch “Smallville”? Chloe makes my heart all fluttery… i want to scream at Clark, “date her, you idiot!”… _sigh_… And Willow, from Buffy. That mostly goes without saying… So… who do you swoon over? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/2 "2003-01-08T03:10:13Z")
Um, I like Kramer on “Seinfeld.” And Frasier’s pretty hot too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/3 "2003-01-08T03:16:36Z")
Chandler Bing. He’s got a great smile. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/4 "2003-01-08T03:35:17Z")
Sidney Bristow. That makes me one out of a gazillion guys. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/5 "2003-01-08T03:39:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LoN \* > **Anyone here watch “Smallville”?** I suppose Lex Luthor could make me weak. But only if he had some Kryptonite. (Hey, it worked on Clark!) ---
**Author:** ![Kipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kipper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/6 "2003-01-08T04:44:37Z")
Willow always does it for me. Strangly especially the Evil Willow ™ and Vampire Willow from Another Universe ™. She could bite me anytime. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/7 "2003-01-08T04:52:24Z")
Lana Lang ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/8 "2003-01-08T06:34:39Z")
Spike. Mmmmmmmmmmmmspikemmmmmmmmmm _drool_ ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/9 "2003-01-08T08:18:17Z")
Spike. Spike. Spike. Spike. So, did I mention Spike? If not . . . Spike. Spikespikespikespike. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/10 "2003-01-08T08:34:56Z")
What?! I wasn’t just at the WB site looking at the pictures of Lana Lang again! That would make me a total perv! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/11 "2003-01-08T08:53:40Z")
I hhaven’t watched TV in ages. But here’s some I remember. Susan Ivanova, Marcus, and Michael Garabaldi from Babylon 5. Mike Logan, formerly of Law and Order. Dan Fielding from Night Court. He was such a (supposedly) kinky bastard. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/12 "2003-01-08T10:32:12Z")
Batgirl. Any batgirl. Especially Yvonne Craig, but even Alicia Silverstone, or Dena Meyer as Oracle. Oh, and the animated one… sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/13 "2003-01-08T10:32:49Z")
Hoshi ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/14 "2003-01-08T10:47:14Z")
Rory Gilmore. Mmm… I’m moving to Stars Hollow and picking a fight with Dean and Jess. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/15 "2003-01-08T15:06:09Z")
It would have to be the Assistant D.A. who used to be on Law and Order played by **Jill Hennessey**. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/16 "2003-01-08T16:28:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Hoshi \*\* Anybody remember Ensign Tsu from the 1st season of _ST:TNG_ ? Anybody? She was in that one episode titled “The Arsenal of Freedom” (which, incidentally, was the first time we got to see the Enterprise D fire its phasers). Rrrrrow, was she ever a babe! ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/17 "2003-01-08T16:39:14Z")
Sara Rue’s character on _Less than Perfect._ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/18 "2003-01-08T17:00:54Z")
I vote for Spike also… Henry Simmons from NYPD Blue (Det Balwin Jones) Jesse L Martin from Law and Order And from Crossing Jordan: Miguel Ferrer has the SEXIEST voice, Steve Valentine (Nigel) is quite cute, and Ravi Kapoor has the most beautiful eyes… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![LoN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@LoN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoN)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/19 "2003-01-08T19:39:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mayberrydan \* > \*\*Lana Lang \*\* Boo, I say! Boo! You’re just distracting Clark from the really important show on the girl, just 'cause you were in the comics! Booo! And yes, Evil Vampire Willow is beyond yummy. Whoever Linda Cardellini played on “Freaks and Geeks” was awesome… forget the name of the character, but she was great. And Winnie Cooper from “The Wonder Years” was an earlier crush, especially since I identified so much with Kevin… ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/20 "2003-01-08T19:52:23Z")
Dana Scully. Smart, sexy, skeptical redhead? Sign me up! Gillian Anderson is on my Top 5 Celebrities I’d Do List, but honestly it’s Scully I want, not Gillian. Which is a shame, because Gillian’s such a nutbag I might actually have a shot with her if the moon was in the right phase and we met. Scully wouldn’t give me the time of day. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232.md?page=2)