# TV Characters who Make you Weak

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 8, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232 "2003-01-08T02:11:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/21 "2003-01-08T19:54:19Z")

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Kovac from ER was nice, until he turned into a jerk.

Resa from 24.

I’ll ditto Mike Logan from L&O.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/22 "2003-01-08T19:59:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*Anybody remember Ensign Tsu from the 1st season of _ST:TNG_ ? Anybody? She was in that one episode titled “The Arsenal of Freedom” (which, incidentally, was the first time we got to see the Enterprise D fire its phasers).
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> Rrrrrow, was she ever a babe! \*\*

The actress was Julia Nickson, she was in a DS9 episode, some of the episodes in the first season of Bablylon 5, and for your viewing pleasure, K2 and Amnityville: the New Generation.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/23 "2003-01-08T20:26:20Z")

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**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/24 "2003-01-08T20:45:58Z")

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David Boreanaz from the first two seasons of Buffy. Lex on Smallville. Alex Trebek. The captain guy from Firefly.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/25 "2003-01-08T21:15:24Z")

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C. J. Craig from _The West Wing_

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/26 "2003-01-08T21:27:16Z")

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Noel Crane on **Felicity**. Scott Foley’s Noel is incredibly sweet and Scott is probably the best looking guy on TV.

I never watched the show when it was in its original run. But ever since the We channel has been playing it from the beginning, I’ve been swooning over Noel. I’m constantly yelling at the TV for Ben to get his damn lips off Felicity and let Noel take over.

Gads, I sound 12, don’t I?

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/27 "2003-01-08T21:32:30Z")

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Fred, from _Angel_

I don’t watch _Boston Public_ anymore, but the blonde teacher from the first couple of seasons (I think she left) --I can’t remember her name right now (Lauren, maybe?). Not the Geri Ryan character.

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**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/28 "2003-01-08T21:43:35Z")

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Nell, from Ally McBeal.

Brenda, from one of those soap operas…Vanessa something.

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**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/29 "2003-01-08T21:59:49Z")

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You’re all mad.

There is no one to compare to Morena Baccarin from Firefly.

Her scenes induce permanent tachycardia. I survive her appearances only with smelling salts, oxygen mask, and videos of the Dr. Phil show.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/30 "2003-01-08T22:09:26Z")

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Kes, from Voyager. Before she got all old and hag-ridden, that is. Especially when they had her wearing a tight leather bodysuit…

Mrs. Peel. Especially when they had her wearing a tight leather bodysuit…

7 of Nine. Especially… wait a minute.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/31 "2003-01-08T22:11:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by metroshane \*  
> \*\*Brenda, from one of those soap operas…Vanessa something. \*\*

That’d be General Hospital and the actress is Vanessa Marcil. The sad part is that I don’t, and never have, watched that soap.

I really had a thing for Hunter Lansky (played by Stanley Tucci) in “Bull.” Okay, I admit it…I just have a think for Stanley Tucci. Oh the things I would like to do to that man.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/32 "2003-01-08T22:25:53Z")

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Dr. Luka.

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/33 "2003-01-09T00:45:18Z")

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Kelso from That 70s Show.

Mmmmmm, Kelso.

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**Author:** ![aramis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aramis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aramis)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/34 "2003-01-09T00:55:20Z")

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Lilith Sternen Crane

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/35 "2003-01-09T01:03:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Legomancer \*  
> \*\*Dana Scully. Smart, sexy, skeptical redhead? Sign me up! \*\*

Why thank you, **Lego**. :bats eyes coquettishly: Oh wait, you were talking about Gillian Anderson. Bah, then.

I want Clark Kent. I finally saw the season finale tonight. Why can’t his shirt catch on fire in _every_ episode?

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/36 "2003-01-09T05:25:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*Anybody remember Ensign Tsu from the 1st season of _ST:TNG_ ? Anybody? She was in that one episode titled “The Arsenal of Freedom” (which, incidentally, was the first time we got to see the Enterprise D fire its phasers).
> 
> Rrrrrow, was she ever a babe! \*\*

…yes, but my favourite was the late Lt Monroe in the episode Disaster…

[http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hupp,%20Jana%20Marie](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hupp,%20Jana%20Marie)

…her death scene was on of the most emotional peices of drama I think I had ever seen… BOOM!!! “She’s dead!”

☹

…although I always had a soft spot for Filight Officer Rigel from Battlestar Galactica…

“LAUNCH WHEN READY!”

[http://us.imdb.com/Name?Rush,%20Sarah](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Rush,%20Sarah)

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/37 "2003-01-09T06:08:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by aramis \*  
> \*\*Lilith Sternen Crane \*\*

LMAO my nickname used to be Lilith 🙂  
No, I do not look like her, but I used to have VERY long wild hair I always wore back in a twist or a bun and (I was told) I had that stern librarian thing going on 😃

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/38 "2003-01-09T06:14:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> Anybody remember Ensign Tsu from the 1st season of _ST:TNG_ ? Anybody? She was in that one episode titled “The Arsenal of Freedom” (which, incidentally, was the first time we got to see the Enterprise D fire its phasers).
> 
> Rrrrrow, was she ever a babe!

And was married to David Soul (of _Starsky and Hutch_), which for some reason strikes me as weird.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/39 "2003-01-09T06:33:27Z")

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If we’re strictly talking characters…

Niles Crane - Frasier  
Mr. Big - Sex and The City  
Jack McCoy - Law & Order  
John “Sully” Sullivan - Third Watch  
Any of the main cast of Crossing Jordan

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**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/40 "2003-01-11T08:12:49Z")

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Another vote for Willow. Like I’ve said before, I’ll take Good Willow, Evil Willow, Straight Willow, Lesbian Willow, Vampire Willow, Nerdy Willow, or any combination thereof.

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