# TV Characters who Make you Weak

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 8, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232 "2003-01-08T02:11:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/41 "2003-01-11T09:27:37Z")

</div>

Wow, I thought I was the only one who lusted after Niles Crane!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/42 "2003-01-11T10:16:39Z")

</div>

Abbie Carmichael from _Law and Order_  
Claire Kinkaide from _Law and Order_  
Donna from _That 70’s Show_  
Willow, of course.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Winkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Winkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winkie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/43 "2003-01-11T13:29:41Z")

</div>

Lex Luthor, the Smallville edition. Not Michael Rosenbaum, but Lex. He’s just so … intense, driven, and right on the good/bad line. He’s dangerous when he needs to be. Clark, while nice eye candy, is too much of a good boy for me.

[sub]I didn’t develop this bad boy thing until I turned 30… [/sub]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/44 "2003-01-11T13:51:24Z")

</div>

Another vote for Niles Crane.  
And nobody has mentioned Fez? The guy has it all. And he can sing and dance. To hell with Kelso.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/45 "2003-01-11T15:07:34Z")

</div>

Drs. Carter and Weaver  
Jamie Buchman

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/46 "2003-01-11T16:39:02Z")

</div>

Dawn. _drool_

Hey, I’m allowed to be lecherous, I’m young!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LoN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@LoN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoN)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/47 "2003-01-11T19:14:04Z")

</div>

I used to watch “Felicity”… I know i’m losing my manhood just saing that, but I did… and I liked her a bunch. Felicity, I mean.

Drusilla. She’s insane and sexy… what more can you want? Sure, she’s a vampire, but I’m not sure thats a huge problem…

Whatshername from That 70’s Show… the girl Eric is dating. I’m sure her name will hit me once I post this… she reminds me of a girl at my school, and she’s very cute.

But nobody gets to me like Chloe does… _sigh_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/48 "2003-01-11T19:37:51Z")

</div>

**Ethilrist** mentioned my fave: Mrs. Peel from _The Avengers_. Smart, tough, and sexy!

I guess both of us go back a way.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/49 "2003-01-11T20:04:48Z")

</div>

**Jimmy Fallon** , especially when his hair is all spikey. And when he does his imitation of Dave Matthews, I could pee my pants. Funny, smart and cute.

(now you understand the method behind my madness when I put Tina Fey on my SDMB Death Pool 2003 - she is my competition!)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/50 "2003-01-11T20:38:23Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> _Originally posted by gex gex_  
> Rory Gilmore. Mmm… I’m moving to Stars Hollow and picking a fight with Dean and Jess.

This is almost embarrassing, but I’ve got a thing for Paris, from the same show. I’m considering therapy.

And Willow, of course, especially Vampire and Evil Willow, but that appears to be pretty normal.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![maralinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@maralinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maralinn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/51 "2003-01-11T20:43:44Z")

</div>

Toby Ziegler (West Wing)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/52 "2003-01-11T21:27:01Z")

</div>

Luka and Carter on _ER_. _drools_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/53 "2003-01-12T01:34:45Z")

</div>

I can’t improve on my contribution the last time this came up.

> [@](#):
>
> Abby, from ER. Cause you know she’d be better off with a short starving musician such as myself, instead of one of those tall square-jawed doctors.
> 
> Or . . . here’s an obscure one . . . Natalie from Sports Night. Ouch.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Reuel\_Miller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b5e925/32.png) [@Reuel\_Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuel_Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/54 "2003-01-12T02:04:58Z")

</div>

Greetings

I want to give my vote to **Max Guevera** (TV’s **Dark Angel** ). Jessica Alba… yummy

**Lana Lang** is also yummy

As is **Ling** , from Ally McBeal

And why has no-one mentioned **Joey Potter** from Dawson’s Creek? Katie Holmes is the only reason why I still watch that show.

Those are the characters that make me thump…

And girls who glide deserve men who make them thump…

Cheers

Reuel

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/55 "2003-01-13T06:39:11Z")

</div>

Does Paige Davis count as a character? She’s my only real celebrity crush.

I also like that Willow. I love the way she delivers her lines as though they are taking hurclean mental efforts. Though I only watch the show when I’m at my sister’s house.

Although she’s a criminally underage cartoon character, I do like Kim Possible, I must admit with no small embarrassment.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/56 "2003-01-13T06:43:06Z")

</div>

Um, I meant “Herculean mental efforts”. Sorry about that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/57 "2003-01-13T06:47:56Z")

</div>

Dax. Jadzia and Ezri both although I admit to liking the latter a bit more.

Deanna Troi from TNG always did it for me too. I always wondered what her reaction would be if she could have sensed my emotions pertaining to her.

Oh, and B’ellana from Voyager. I usually don’t go for the feisty woman but gah… she was gorgeous.

I’ll fight you for Hoshi, **Tars Tarkas**. 🙂 \</trek geek\>  
For girls here on Earth… Rachel Green on Friends. Soooo hot and pretty much the epitome of what I love in a woman when it comes to personality. I totally empathize with Ross.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/58 "2003-01-13T07:03:06Z")

</div>

Michelle, from _24_ (second season)  
Lisa Grier, from _Boston Public_ (first season)  
Elliot Reid, from _Scrubs_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Wordy\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d2c977/32.png) [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/59 "2003-01-13T08:30:02Z")

</div>

Michael Vaughn from _Alias_. I’m still trying to get over tonight’s episode.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232/60 "2003-01-13T12:33:42Z")

</div>

Meg Prior from American Dreams.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-who-make-you-weak/147232.md?page=4)
