# TV \*characters\* you have wanted to date

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401 "2002-04-30T01:45:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/21 "2002-04-30T13:33:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Phlip \*  
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> HELL YES! What does she look like now? That show was out like 20 years or so before I was born, but I still think shes DA BIZZOMB!! \*\*

Time and a rough life have not been kind. Stick with the repeats. ☹

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**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/22 "2002-04-30T14:34:04Z")

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When I was a little boy - Barbara Eden. Used to argue with my friends over who would marry Jeannie.

Then when I was a bit older it was Samantha Micelli, of course. Alyssa Milano wuz all dat!

The first season or two of Friends had me on the Rachel bandwagon. Something about those schoolgirl outfits…

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/23 "2002-04-30T14:42:20Z")

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Audrey Horne?

Now don’t get me wrong, I had (and probably still have) a huge crush on Sherilyn Fenn, but that Audrey chick was one whacked out girl. If you thread has allowed for “just a lick” flings, that’s one thing, but I’m not sure I’d want to actually date a girl who has all her emotional baggage packed in several large steamer trunks like that.

Besides, isn’t she still trapped in that bank vault/possibly dead?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/24 "2002-04-30T14:53:27Z")

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Another one for Chandler Bing.

Luka Kovach from _ER_.

Jack Bauer from _24_.

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/25 "2002-04-30T16:06:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DarkWriter \*  
> \*\*Another Chandler here as well. Dr. Carter from ER would also be cool.
> 
> Sheri \*\*

How weird. I opened this thread specfically to mention Chandler and Dr. Carter.

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**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/26 "2002-04-30T16:20:14Z")

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Another vote for Chandler here 🙂

Also, Chakotay (ST-TNG), Clark Kent (Smallville) and Cole Turner (Charmed)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/27 "2002-04-30T16:30:11Z")

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\*\* ARES \*\*. From Xena. The man is drop dead gorgeous, a good, and doesn’t take himself seriously.

I cried when I found out Kevin Smith, the actor who played him, died.

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/28 "2002-04-30T16:35:17Z")

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Blair from _Facts of Life._ She had, how you say, ah yes, I remember… spank ass.

Neve Campbell from whatever the fuck she did on TV. Great skin and misty eyes. The other night I dreamed she liked me and we were dancing to Sinatra songs.

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**Author:** ![Merlot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@Merlot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merlot)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/29 "2002-04-30T16:49:47Z")

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Ed Stevens from _Ed_, Det. Robert Goren from _L&O:CI_ and Greg Sanders from _CSI_.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/30 "2002-04-30T16:59:06Z")

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Count me in for Chandler (I love witty men) and Dr Kovac can just mow my back yard in the hot Florida sun with his shirt off…

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/31 "2002-04-30T17:04:12Z")

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Rupert Giles, from _Buffy_.  
Jerry, from _ER_: I think he’d be great for snuggling.

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**Author:** ![Jerevan\_Somerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jerevan\_Somerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerevan_Somerville)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/32 "2002-04-30T17:08:01Z")

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**Michael Novotny** , from _Queer As Folk_ because he’s a sweet, caring and slightly insecure guy who is a lot stronger than he believes he is. And cute as hell.

**Michael Garibaldi** , from _Babylon 5_. Sometimes I think I’d go for Captain John Sheridan instead, but Garibaldi has a rough-and-tumble quality to him. I like the edges.

**Jason Ewing** , from _Dallas_… J.R’s long-lost cousin from Alaska, for those who are too young to remember, played by Dack Rambo. (Jenilee Harrison played Jason’s sister Jamie.) I liked his casual, laid-back attitude about the oil business and the way he yanked J.R.'s chain without seeming to care or notice. He had that nice guy/bad boy thing going which I love. And Dack was one of the handsomest men on TV I had or have ever seen. I was quite sad when he (Dack) died.

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/33 "2002-04-30T17:19:19Z")

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Dr. Kovac, Dr. Carter, and Dr. Ross (remember him?) from _ER_.

Early seasons Chandler and later seasons Joey from _Friends_.

Fox Mulder from _X-Files_ (minus the porn).

Jack Tripper from _Three’s Company_.

Brad from _Young and the Restless_.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/34 "2002-04-30T18:07:32Z")

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Bailey Quarters, from that program which I prefer to think of as _The Jan Smithers Show_.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/35 "2002-04-30T18:29:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*No way, man! _She’s MINE_!!!
> 
> Also, Donna from _The West Wing_. \*\*

You take Natalie, I get Donna.

Dr. Lewis on ER. Abby’s got way too many problems.

Lisa from Newsradio.

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**Author:** ![crazy4chaucer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@crazy4chaucer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy4chaucer)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/36 "2002-04-30T18:36:42Z")

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When I was younger . . . Davy Jones from The Monkees.

Later on, Fox Mulder on the X-Files  
Commander Riker from ST:TNG  
And another vote for Chandler . . .

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/37 "2002-04-30T18:48:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Big Kahuna Burger \*  
> \*\*Abby’s got way too many problems.
> 
> Lisa from Newsradio. \*\*

Anyone else see the contradiction here? 😛

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/38 "2002-04-30T18:50:31Z")

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Hey, I’ve got to get her somehow. I’d rather not have the alcoholic, divorced and depressed version.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/39 "2002-04-30T18:55:53Z")

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**Islandgirl** , I’m afraid that it looks like your social schedule will not fit in all the gentlemen you mentioned.

Therefore, I will happily take Cole Turner off your hands.

😃

Giles is mine as well. Sorry **Brondicon**.

On the female front… definitely Willow Rosenberg and Beverly Crusher.

-BK

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/40 "2002-04-30T19:02:39Z")

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I’m a hetero, married, female and I would soooo date Scully.  
😉

Honey

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