# TV \*characters\* you have wanted to date

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401 "2002-04-30T01:45:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/81 "2003-02-03T04:16:19Z")

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Damn you, Monstre! I was going to call **Hoshi** but you got to her before I did! A plague on your house! A plague!

Other than my poor, poor Hoshi, I’d have to say \*\* Rachel Green\*\* from Friends. I love sweet girls. \*\* Ezri Dax\*\* from ST: DS9 too… _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/82 "2003-02-03T04:25:51Z")

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Gary Shepard (Peter Horton) from thirtysomething.

Walter Skinner (Mitch Pileggi) from The X-Files

Oz (Seth Green) and Spike (James Marsters) and Giles (Tony Head) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Daniel deSario (James Franco) from Freaks and Geeks

Griffin Holbrook (Jeremy London) from Party of Five

Charlie Young (Dule Hill) from The West Wing

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/83 "2003-02-03T04:31:37Z")

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Phoebe Buffay from Friends. I mean she’s a masseuse ferchristssake. I also like that she’s spacey, I can’t help it…I’m that way myself.

I also like Lana Lang. She’s just the nicest character (and damned cute)

Jackie from That 70’s Show. I’m not really sure why, I guess I"m just a glutton for punishment.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/84 "2003-02-03T07:26:17Z")

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Blossom Russo  
Nurse Kellye from MASH  
Paige Clark from Ellen (played by Joely Fisher)  
Willow from Buffy, of course  
And an older version of the nerdy younger sister of Parker Lewis, from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, who was played by Maia Brewton

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**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/85 "2003-02-03T07:37:06Z")

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I second Julie McCoy from Love Boat. Also the brunette from the English version of Three’s company (played by Paula Wilcox). Purdey from the New Avengers.

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**Author:** ![MemoryGongs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@MemoryGongs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MemoryGongs)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/86 "2003-02-06T16:26:58Z")

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Elaine Benis  
Phoebe from Friends  
Scully  
Rebecca Howe

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/87 "2003-02-06T17:18:29Z")

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I have a tough time with this, as TV folks usually act too stupidly for my tatse (hence I did not answer the first time the thread was up) but I think I have come up with one.

Willow Rosenburg. But not the same Will everyone else has mentioned. I want evil Willow, who kills people, smashes buildings and she just delights is her own cool cruelty.

I love that.

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**Author:** ![Jberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jberto)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/88 "2003-02-06T17:29:16Z")

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Grace Adler from _Will & Grace_. I know she’s a bit psycho but in that way she reminds me of a serious crush I had as a teen. She’s a live wire.

Abbie Carmichael from _Law & Order_. Brains, beauty and poise. Ay yi yi…

For the longest time I had a thing for Christine Sullivan from _Night Court_. Sweet, trusting and beautiful.

Maybe I just have a thing for lawyers or characters who live with lawyers… 😃

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**Author:** ![yawndave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/43a26b/32.png) [@yawndave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawndave)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/89 "2003-02-06T18:19:10Z")

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ANY character played by Heather Locklear!

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/90 "2003-02-06T18:56:01Z")

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OK, so it isn’t a TV show, but Nicole Kidman’s character in Days of Thunder…

wow… just thinking of her… mm mm3 … she just has…“something”…

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/91 "2003-02-06T19:40:53Z")

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No one has mentioned Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha Stevens? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Jennie Lowell from Kate and Allie (the redhead daughter).

And don’t forget Molly Ringwald was on Facts of Life…

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**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/92 "2003-02-06T20:06:19Z")

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I have always had a deep and unabiding love for Hawkeye Pierce, and would do…um, er…date him in a second.

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/93 "2003-02-06T20:28:56Z")

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Marshal Sam Cain from ‘The Young Riders’. He was hot.

[http://us.imdb.com/Title?0096732](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0096732)

I’m sure there are others, but I can’t think of them right at the moment.

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/94 "2003-02-06T20:30:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*No one has mentioned Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha Stevens? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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> \*\*

If I were a guy, sure, I’d mention her. Would it help if I told you that when I was six years old I wanted to grow up to be Samantha Stephens?

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**Author:** ![Mith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mith)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/95 "2003-02-06T21:15:23Z")

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THe radio DJ from Northern Exposure!!!

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/96 "2003-02-06T23:42:19Z")

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Kim from _Sports Night_.

Fred from _Angel_.

Rory from _Gilmore Girls_ (if she were a little older, or I were a little younger).

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/97 "2003-02-06T23:51:46Z")

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Willow from BtVS definitely.

Of course, you know, before that whole being a lesbian thing though.

Stupid writers…

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/98 "2003-02-06T23:53:21Z")

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Mark ‘Skid’ McCormick from Hardcastle and McCormick.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/99 "2003-02-06T23:53:55Z")

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Well, I guess I’m in the minority, cause I would much rather date Anya than Willow. Willow is too…well, lesbian, for one, but also she’s…well, you know…um…yeah, like…well, and…geez.

(if you can’t tell, I’m _trying_ to do a Willow impression…it doesn’t translate well to the written word.) Anyways, I don’t like how she is too good (except for when she was evil.) Anya has that nice mix of evil, and absolute sexpot.

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/100 "2003-02-07T00:55:01Z")

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Karen from Will and Grace.

Hmm, just found out she’s from Oklahoma City. I frequently find myself attracted to Oklahomans before I realize they are from there.

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