# TV \*characters\* you have wanted to date

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401 "2002-04-30T01:45:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/101 "2003-02-07T01:02:42Z")

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I answered this before, but that was _months_ ago! I have to take one off of my previous list: Dr. Luka from **ER**. They ruined him!

But never fear, I’ve got a replacement:

Gil Grissom from **CSI**

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/102 "2003-02-07T01:17:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by brianjedi \*  
> [B  
> Samantha Stevens from _Bewitched_. \*\*

Ahem. I direct your attention to my earlier post. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/103 "2003-02-07T01:56:02Z")

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Hyacinth Boo-Kay from ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ - it’s the hint of sweaty bottom that does it …

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/104 "2003-02-07T01:59:25Z")

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Molly the principal from \*\* Ed \*\*

Smart, funny, nice body. What more could a man want?

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/105 "2003-02-07T02:09:16Z")

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Willow, sweet Willow.

Anya too, definitely. Someone mentioned the word ‘sexpot.’ Sounds about right.

Gloria Trillo, the Annabella Sciorra character from the 3rd Season of the Sopranos. Thinks a little too much for her own good and is just dark enough to be irresistibly sexy. Plus, you know, played by one of the greatest beauties on the planet.

Brenda Chenowith, Rachel Griffith’s character in Six Feet Under. Compulsive thinker with razor-sharp edges, but such a beautifully bittersweet character under it all.

I’d never admit to my undying love for Kes from Voyager, so I’m not going to.

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**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/106 "2003-02-07T02:11:58Z")

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I’m in love with Liz Parker from Roswell!

So yeah, her probably…🙂

Kes from Voyager was sweet, and Donna from West Wing would do nicely thank you VERY much.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/107 "2003-02-07T05:06:08Z")

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Well, in chronological order, it’d have to be Thomas Magnum, Sam Beckett (of Quantum Leap), and Rupert Giles (of Buffy the Vampire Slayer). In fact, I’d still take any of them.

StG

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/108 "2003-02-07T05:17:10Z")

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Kyle McCarty from ‘Judging Amy’

Peter Caine from ‘Kung Fu: The Legend Continues’

Constable Benton Fraser from ‘Due South’

Det. Ray Vecchio from ‘Due South’

Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski from ‘Due South’

Harmon ‘Harm’ Rabb Jr. from ‘JAG’

Jarod from ‘The Pretender’

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/109 "2003-02-07T05:26:04Z")

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Since the lovely _Mary Ann_ was listed, as was _Jeanne_, I’ll really show my age in confessing adolescent hots for _Emma Peel_, aka Diana Rigg, from the British series, the **Avengers**.

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/110 "2003-02-07T05:28:57Z")

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my list:

george clooney when he was on facts of life

tom selleck on magnum pi

ross from friends

mcguyver

i’d date either bo or luke from the dukes of hazards

optimus prime and wolverine

and finally

fonzie from happy days ( i had a red fonzie lunchbox in grade school)

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/111 "2003-02-07T11:37:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*Jennie Lowell from Kate and Allie (the redhead daughter). \*\*

She has a recurring role on West Wing now.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/112 "2003-02-07T13:55:07Z")

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**cherry** … Optimus Prime and Wolverine? I’m speechless.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/113 "2003-02-07T14:20:13Z")

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Great! No one’s claimed Casey from _Sports Night_! Dibbs! I’d also take Dan as a second choice. **Kat** , I think we’re going to have to do some negotiating about Gary Hobson and Sam Beckett. I’d also date Bruce Campbell as Briscoe County, Jr., Autolychus, or just about anybody else.

Also on my list:  
Michael Knight, _Knight Rider_, especially if he picks me up in Kitt  
Face, _The A-Team_, although any of them could be fun  
Captain John Sheridan, _Babylon 5_ or the doctor (why can’t I think of his name?)  
Dr. Who in his Tom Baker incarnation  
Thomas Magnum or Rick from _Magnum P.I._  
John Creighton, _Farscape_  
Wolverine.  
Luke Duke, _The Dukes of Hazzard_

Ahhh. So many men, so little time.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/114 "2003-02-07T23:12:57Z")

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**Seven of Nine** , certainly. And I’d do a much better job than Mister Wimpo Harry Stutter-And-Look-At-My-Feet Kim over the question “Do you wish to copulate with me?” (answer: "In principle yes, but I feel it is very important to ensure that you fully grasp the significance with which humans invest this apparently-uncomplicated activity, and I strongly hope you will ask me the same question in six months’ time 🙂 )

**Barbara Good** , from Brit 1970s sitcom “The Good Life”. Cute, intelligent, adaptable, loyal, witty, industrious, capable, competent, kind, and did I mention cute? Cannot imagine a better wife. And even if she is sixtyish these days, Felicity Kendal would only have to ask reasonably politely 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/115 "2003-02-08T00:17:49Z")

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Add me to the list for Willow and Anya from Buffy. My all-time though would be Samantha from Bewitched. I’ve had a crush on her since the first time I watched the show.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/116 "2003-02-08T15:54:00Z")

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No votes for Daphne Blake? Jinkies!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/117 "2003-02-08T22:59:07Z")

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Faith, Cordelia (with long hair), and Buffy - in that order. Now I want to do Gwen (lightning chick) too.

Rachel from Friends before she got all skinny.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s character from Party of Five (always had a thing for that girl).

My brother wants very, very badly to do Seven of Nine.

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**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/118 "2003-02-08T23:05:25Z")

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Guess I get Karen all to myself, muah-hah-hah!

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**Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/119 "2003-02-09T00:08:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JThunder \*  
> No votes for Daphne Blake? Jinkies!

She’ll never leave Fred and we know it.

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**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-characters-you-have-wanted-to-date/106401/120 "2003-02-09T01:00:54Z")

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No Dibs, but lots of agreement on Sam Beckket, Michael Knight and FaceMan.

I get dibbies on **Hawkeye Pierce** M_A_S\*H  
\*\* Dr. Billy\*\* from Chicago Hope  
\*\* John Walton Jr.\*\* The Waltons  
Doubles on Law & Order TO’s \*\* D.A. Jack McCoy & Investigator Lenny Briscoe\*\*  
\*\* Muad’Dib\*\* but only as played by Kyle McLauglin

Carry on. These fellows are enought to keep me buzy for awile

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