The commercial I cited makes no sense, and I barely remember what the product was, so there 
Theres a commercial for Sheraton Hotels that pisses me off. There is a beatles-like band playing in the lobby and the guitar player breaks a string. The girl behind the check in counter runs up to the guy, changes his string WHILE HE IS PLAYING. It looks like they gave up on trying to convince anyone that this is actually possible because at the end she just kinda sticks the end of the string at the bottom of the neck. Not bridge. Neck. The message is something like “Well be there right when you need us most” or something. They couldn’t come up with a better idea than this?
It’s funny this thread was here, because I was thinking about starting one with the same subject, different commercial.
The Big Lots one…WTF? Why did she lock him in a gas station bathroom?