# TV crushes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 28, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245 "2005-10-28T02:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/21 "2005-10-28T05:24:06Z")

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Constantine Maroulis from American idol, who is actually pictured in Bill Maher’s latest book.

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/22 "2005-10-28T05:27:23Z")

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Jeff Corwin is adorable.

William Petersen from CSI pre-beard.

Eric Szmanda from CSI.

Adam Brody from the OC.

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**Author:** ![Sinek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Sinek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinek)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/23 "2005-10-28T05:33:01Z")

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This might seem like an odd choice, but I love Mike Rowe from [Dirty Jobs](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/dirtyjobs/splash.html). He’s got a great sense of humor, not to mention being _hot_!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/24 "2005-10-28T11:38:20Z")

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> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> [John Ratzenberger](http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/d/d7cdb4eb7a.jpg) is the guy!

Are you seriously calling Cliff Clavin a obscure dude? I’m flabbergasted!

Me? I wouldn’t call it a crush…I’m _madly in love_ with [Krista](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2908/Events/2908/KristaAlle_Mazur_4727399_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Allen,%20Krista) [Allen](http://krista-allen.com/ipw-web/gallery/exclusivephotos/CAE7SHUJ)

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/25 "2005-10-28T12:44:13Z")

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Rachel True - _Half & Half’s_ Mona  
Amy Davidson, _8 Simple Rules’_ Kerry  
and Persia White - _Girlfriends’_ Lynn

I guess I like them biracial or redhead

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/26 "2005-10-28T13:30:23Z")

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For me, it’s all about Buffy’s Willow Rosenberg, the cute, brainy, redheaded, bisexual Jewish Wiccan played by Alyson Hannigan. I also dig Winifred “Fred” Burkle from Angel, played by Amy Acker.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/27 "2005-10-28T13:36:39Z")

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Another vote for Willow! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Stillwell\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Stillwell\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stillwell_Angel)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/28 "2005-10-28T13:44:39Z")

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The guy who plays Sayid on Lost.

I’m a faithful viewer from the beginning, but I pay no attention to the credits so I don’t know any of these characters real names.

And I have never seen him anywhere but on the show, so I have no clue if he’s hot in real life. It may be just the shirtless sweaty version I see on the show that does it for me.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/29 "2005-10-28T13:46:47Z")

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Claudia Black from Farscape

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/30 "2005-10-28T13:49:47Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Claudia Black from Farscape

[Claudia Black](http://www.claudiablack.de/photos/cb_pkwarsaeryn02.jpg)

I forgot to include a link.

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**Author:** ![Caissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Caissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caissa)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/31 "2005-10-28T13:53:49Z")

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[Susie Gharib](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.leadingauthorities.com/images/Gharib_Susie_web2004.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.leadingauthorities.com/19261/Susie_Gharib.htm&h=150&w=120&sz=23&tbnid=1inmlIrNvOMJ:&tbnh=90&tbnw=72&hl=en&start=10&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSusie%2BGharib%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2003-51,GGLD:en%26sa%3DN) from PBS’ Nightly Business Report.

Yep, that’s right, you heard me.

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/32 "2005-10-28T13:58:38Z")

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Caroline Ellis. You probably have NO idea who she is, but she was the lone female fairy in the Sid & Marty Kroft series “The Bugaloos”.

Here’s a decent picture: [http://www.bugaloos.com/joy0.html](http://www.bugaloos.com/joy0.html)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/33 "2005-10-28T14:28:20Z")

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In my more twinkophile moments, the guy who played David (Johnny Galecki) on _Roseanne_ is quite somebody I’d like to have scrubbed and sent to my chambers. Of course on the subject of twinks, the orgy possibilities of the last season of _Boy Meets World_ are endless- I’m guessing that by then the core audience was 50% gay male.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/34 "2005-10-28T14:30:52Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Almanzo from _Little House on the Prairie_ (one of TV’s all time great booties- big, firm, very spankable with a CB Antenna)

Samp, how the heck do you come up with this inspired redneck homoerotica?

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/35 "2005-10-28T14:32:25Z")

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> [@Caissa](#):
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> [Susie Gharib](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.leadingauthorities.com/images/Gharib_Susie_web2004.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.leadingauthorities.com/19261/Susie_Gharib.htm&h=150&w=120&sz=23&tbnid=1inmlIrNvOMJ:&tbnh=90&tbnw=72&hl=en&start=10&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSusie%2BGharib%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2003-51,GGLD:en%26sa%3DN) from PBS’ Nightly Business Report.
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> Yep, that’s right, you heard me.

She has hair. Actually, another fearsome lady who used to present a financial show used to make me quiver: Consuelo Mack from WSJ Report. When she said “Have a good week and make it a productive one” at the end, I always felt she was speaking directly to me, who’d just finished another unproductive one.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/36 "2005-10-28T14:59:36Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Are you seriously calling Cliff Clavin a obscure dude? I’m flabbergasted!

He did other stufff? As far as I knew, he was the host of some show that no one else had ever heard of.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/37 "2005-10-28T15:06:39Z")

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for me it didn’t matterthe character they played - it was the actor:  
at various times over the last 25 years and for varying durations (in no particular order)  
Scott Bakula  
John Ritter  
Alton Brown  
Mike Farrell  
John Corbett  
Kelsey Grammar  
David Hyde Pierce  
Nicholas Brendon  
Harry Anderson  
Noah Wylie  
Anthony Edwards  
James Spader  
the list goes on and on but I think that’s enough for now

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**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/38 "2005-10-28T15:14:51Z")

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Another dirty old man here.

I would definitely want to go to band camp with Alyson Hannigan. The most unrealistic aspect of “Buffy, The Vampire Slayer” wasn’t the vampire stuff, but the fact that Band Camp Girl was supposed to be the wallflower best friend while Sara Michelle Skeletor was the “hot” one.

Another TV wallflower I find hot is that little black doctor on "Gray’s Anatomy."Great eyes, great smile; I never was attracted to skinny model types anyway.

Among older women, definitely Kathy Bates from “6 Feet Under”. Actually, the Fisher Mom ain’t half bad in that one,either. "Daughter"Claire looked better in the earlier seasons when her face was chubby-cheeked( kinda gaunt this last season IMO).

On the"Sopranos", definitely Jackie Aprile’s widow.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/39 "2005-10-28T15:15:36Z")

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> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> He did other stufff? As far as I knew, he was the host of some show that no one else had ever heard of.

[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001652/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001652/)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/40 "2005-10-28T15:22:14Z")

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[James Lunday](http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/inafix/bio/bio_09.html) from _In a Fix_. He has those nice thick arms and a little pudge around the belly. The best episodes were when the crew pranked him and he had to change his shirt on camera. Oh, and he seemed to have a nice personality too. 😉 I think he may have had to go back Down Under.

And I can’t remember her name, but the Indian woman with the British accent who used to be on ITN News–I don’t see her in their correspondent roster.

Patrick Dempsey in \*Grey’s Anatomy \* is looking pretty good these days, continuing the attractive streak started in **Lucky 7**.

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