# TV crushes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 28, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245 "2005-10-28T02:15:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/81 "2005-10-29T13:24:27Z")

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Another one-[Traylor Howard (Natalie Teeger)](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005025/) from _Monk_.

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**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/82 "2005-10-29T14:26:49Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Are you seriously calling Cliff Clavin a obscure dude? I’m flabbergasted!
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> Me? I wouldn’t call it a crush…I’m _madly in love_ with [Krista](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2908/Events/2908/KristaAlle_Mazur_4727399_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Allen,%20Krista) [Allen](http://krista-allen.com/ipw-web/gallery/exclusivephotos/CAE7SHUJ)

Someone alert Joss Whedon – she’s perfect for Wonder Woman!

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/83 "2005-10-29T14:41:02Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Rachel True - _Half & Half’s_ Mona

NO!! [RACHEL’S MINE!](http://www.upn.com/shows/half_and_half/rachel_true.shtml)😃

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/84 "2005-10-29T15:34:02Z")

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Okay, I have an obscure one - foodie related; [Ming Tsai.](http://www.ming.com/) I used to watch his show all the time and picture myself sitting down with him to taste his dishes. 😉

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/85 "2005-10-29T15:47:23Z")

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Strange. Based on previous SDMB discussions, I though [Bailey Quarters](http://www.geocities.com/johnnyt84047/jan-smithers-ows-1.html) would surely have been mentioned by now.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/86 "2005-10-29T15:57:23Z")

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I join the group of CSI Vegas hottie worshipers. Especially George Eads. When he calls someone “m’aam”, I melt. When he gets a little cranky at Eckley or Grissom, I love it. All those guys are hot. William Petersen - mmmmm. Even little Eric whatshisname has grown into a fine looking man. That just has to be one of the best looking casts of players on TV. The women are hot, too. That one lady who occasionally comes on to reconstruct a face so they can ID a body - yikes, she and Grissom need to just DO IT right now. Sexual tension to the max.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/87 "2005-10-29T16:58:29Z")

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Believe it or not, there were times I thought how it would be to bounce bedsprings with Ellenor Frutt. THAT would be a ride.

More innocent crushes of my youth: the obvious Mary Ann Summers, marooned in the South Pacific. And of course Honey West… when she’d be tied up somewhere by the bad guys… oh, my!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/88 "2005-10-29T17:14:56Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> Strange. Based on previous SDMB discussions, I though [Bailey Quarters](http://www.geocities.com/johnnyt84047/jan-smithers-ows-1.html) would surely have been mentioned by now.

OMIGAWD - I totally forgot my '80’s obsession with Gary Sandy and Howard Hessman!!!

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/89 "2005-10-29T20:18:03Z")

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Oh geez.

I had a thing for older men (well, still do, actually):

I was madly in love with:

(I can’t believe I’m going to admit this) Bob Crane from Hogan’s Heroes.

Almanzo from Little House on the Prairie.

The Professor from Gilligan’s Island.

I was a weird kid. Not much has changed.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/90 "2005-10-29T20:21:15Z")

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Oh, oh, and Gil Gerard.  
And reading back through the thread, I see I share my loves with some gay guys. Does that mean anything? 😉

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/91 "2005-10-29T20:30:27Z")

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> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Let’s see… there’s [Kari Byron](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet/meet_04.html), from Mythbusters. Geeks with senses of humor are HOT.

I like Adam much better, but he has a penis.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/92 "2005-10-29T20:46:29Z")

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> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> I like Adam much better, but he has a penis.

I was gonna say “cite?” but, really, I don’t want to see Adam naked.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/93 "2005-10-29T21:37:42Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> And I can’t remember her name, but the Indian woman with the British accent who used to be on ITN News–I don’t see her in their correspondent roster.

[Daljit Dhaliwal](http://zapatopi.net/daljit/)? I can’t read her name without thinking of David Letterman’s singing it to the tune of _Feliz Navidad_.

**OtakuLoki** : Sounds as if the show you’re thinking of is [_The Voyage of the Mimi_](http://www.tv.com/the-voyage-of-the-mimi/show/23906/summary.html&full_summary=1).

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/94 "2005-10-29T22:30:49Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> Oh, oh, and Gil Gerard.  
> And reading back through the thread, I see I share my loves with some gay guys. Does that mean anything? 😉

Oh, yeah. Gil Gerard was man-perfect. I also had the hotties for Wonder Woman’s co-star, Steve Trevor, played by Lyle Waggoner. Ooh, la la!

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/95 "2005-10-30T02:22:38Z")

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**Wile E** mentioning food crushes reminded me of a very important one: [Giada](http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg) [de Laurentiis](http://www.serafinaseattle.com/menus/images/giadadelaurentiis.jpg). A woman who looks like that and cooks like that? I’d be dead in a year!

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/96 "2005-10-30T02:25:53Z")

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Uh…I have the biggest fangirl crush on both Kristen Bell and her character of Veronica Mars.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/97 "2005-10-30T02:30:31Z")

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> [@Thalion](#):
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> **Wile E** mentioning food crushes reminded me of a very important one: [Giada](http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg) [de Laurentiis](http://www.serafinaseattle.com/menus/images/giadadelaurentiis.jpg). A woman who looks like that and cooks like that? I’d be dead in a year!

But she has the tiniest neck ever! Wouldn’t you be afraid of breaking her?

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/98 "2005-10-30T02:54:16Z")

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All of these mentions of actors on Joss Whedon’s shows and I’m the first to mention Christina Hendricks (aka Saffron from Firefly)? Huh.

I’ll be in my bunk…

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/99 "2005-10-30T03:03:34Z")

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I recently realized that this year marks the 30th anniversary of my crush on [Alan Alda](http://usuarios.lycos.es/quierocine/alanalda/alda_alan.jpg).

Other major ones:

[Mark Harmon](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/259777.jpg)  
[Stephen Collins](http://www.7th-heaven.awp.waw.pl/foto/eric/eric01.jpg)  
[Miguel Ferrer](http://crossingjordanfan78.tripod.com/Photos/MiguelFerr_Ausse_545645_400.jpg)

There was a time when I wanted to marry [Bill Maher](http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/04.06.05/gifs/maher-0514.jpg), but I snapped out of it.

My very first childhood T.V. crush was on Richard Long of Nanny and the Professor.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-crushes/328245/100 "2005-10-30T03:14:04Z")

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Does Mickey Dolenz (especially with the 'fro) count?, if so, also add Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork. but not Davey Jones, he was too pretty, too unattainable

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