# TV Lust

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941 "2007-09-21T01:32:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/41 "2007-09-21T12:57:33Z")

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Bailey Quarters from WKRP. She started the geek chic in my mind and has never let go.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/42 "2007-09-21T13:03:23Z")

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Barbara Eden (Jeannie)  
Catherine Bach (Daisy Dukes)  
Barbara Feldon (99)  
Jacklyn Smith (Charlie’s Angels, but damned if I can remember the name)  
Isis

In later years, when still young and still not getting anywhere near enough sex, add:  
Holly Robinson (21 Jump Street)

Those are the repeating characters I most remember. I’m sure there were others.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/43 "2007-09-21T13:32:16Z")

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Agent 99 from _Get Smart_  
Bailey from _WKRP in Cincinnati_  
Julie Kotter from _Welcome Back, Kotter_ (oh how I miss the braless days of '70’s television…)  
Daisy Duke, but she was merely eye candy. I knew she and I would never have the meaningful relationship that I could have with the others.  
Sabrina Duncan from _Charlie’s Angels_. You can have your Farrah and your Jaclyn Smith- I loved me some Kate Jackson. Yum.

ETA: Doesn’t ‘oversexed’ mean you have too much sex, and ‘undersexed’ mean you aren’t having enough? Back in the day as a wee prepubescent and early teen, I was definitely not having enough. I mean, any.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/44 "2007-09-21T13:44:30Z")

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YES! I get to be the first to mention **Dana Plato** from Diff’rent Strokes.  
I also had a thing for **Lisa Bonet** from The Cosby Show.

Two different worlds I tell ya.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/45 "2007-09-21T13:48:49Z")

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We didn’t have a TV in the house so I didn’t start watching regularly until college. But the few times I did see it, I thought John Schneider on Dukes of Hazzard was cute.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/46 "2007-09-21T14:04:02Z")

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Along with Jeannie and Agent 99, a short-lived lust object was

> **[Caroline Ellis | Actress](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254750/)**
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> Known for: Confessions from a Holiday Camp, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson, Only Fools and Horses

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/47 "2007-09-21T14:31:24Z")

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Bo and Luke Duke  
Glen Scarpelli from one day at a time  
Chachi  
Fonzie  
Billy Batson from Shazam  
Christopher Reeve as Superman  
Leif Garret  
Parker Stevenson  
Christopher Atkins  
Alice’s Son (was it Jimmy McNichols)  
Steve Austin, the Bionic Man  
Ralph Macchio

Man, I watched a lot of TV!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/48 "2007-09-21T14:38:39Z")

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Erin Gray from Buck Rogers.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/49 "2007-09-21T14:42:15Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
I was thinking the same thing about the chick (at least in the later years when she developed. And I mean developed! Seriously, did you see her? Curves out the wazoo! My dream girl!  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, you mean Topanga, played by Danielle Fishel. Cory’s “Winnie,” as it were.

Any love for the actual Winnie? Ah, I see that **Asimovian** has posted about her. So, who’s hotter–Topanga or Winnie?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/50 "2007-09-21T14:47:40Z")

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]  
The Pink Ranger from The Power Rangers.

I was in the first grade and I had a crush on her.  
[/QUOTE]  
Dude, I was 40 and had a crush on her. Then my kids dragged me to the Power Rangers movie and I saw that warrior princess and I forgot clean about the Pink Ranger.

When I was a wee sprat I thought [Mary Tyler Moore](http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/D/htmlD/dickvandyke/dickvandykeIMAGE/dickvandyke.jpg) was the most beautiful woman on TV. A local station is showing the old “Dick Van Dyke Show” and y’know what? I was right! WOW! :eek:

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**Author:** ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/51 "2007-09-21T14:51:14Z")

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Harmon Raab Jr. - JAG  
Duncan McLeod - Highlander

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/52 "2007-09-21T15:17:51Z")

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Totally forgot Leather Tuscadero. Oh man, my heart melts for some Suzi Quatro.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/53 "2007-09-21T15:32:36Z")

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Mine have been mentioned, but to sum up…

**Erin Grey** from Buck Rogers and Silver Spoons  
**Valerie Bertinelli** from One Day at a Time

And not mentioned…  
**Kristy McNichol** in The Pirate Movie and Little Darlings (not technically TV, but I watched them a zillion times in the early HBO days when they’d play these movies to death).

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/54 "2007-09-21T15:33:14Z")

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David Addison on _Moonlighting_. I got into the show when it was in reruns on Lifetime when I was 13. I still sort of think of Bruce Willis as my 9th grade boyfriend. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/55 "2007-09-21T15:39:15Z")

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[QUOTE=psycat90]  
Daisy, Bo, and Luke Duke. Any one or any combination would have suited me just fine.  
[/QUOTE]  
Wow! Pre-pubescent bi-sexual incestuous orgies! You were definitely the wild child. 😉

Wonder Woman  
Batgirl  
Catwoman

Hmmm. Methinks there is a trend here.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/56 "2007-09-21T16:33:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Bill Door]  
It’s going to be a toss-up between [Melody Patterson as Wrangler Jane,](http://www.wranglerjane.com/mp01.htm) or the captivating [Barbara Feldon as Agent 99.](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1064/5651-0074.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Feldon%2C%20Barbara&seq=5)  
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You know, I just realized that both of my TV crushes packed heat in more ways than one. What is it about a woman with a handgun I find so appealing?

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**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/57 "2007-09-21T17:00:30Z")

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Annette Funicello.

Barbara Eden.

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**Author:** ![Zambini57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4491bb/32.png) [@Zambini57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zambini57)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/58 "2007-09-21T17:16:22Z")

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Lt. Uhura

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/59 "2007-09-21T17:25:53Z")

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Oh, yeah, I kind of had my eye on Jo from Facts of Life too.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/60 "2007-09-21T17:26:38Z")

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Grant Goodeve, the older brother on “Eight is Enough.”

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