# TV Lust

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941 "2007-09-21T01:32:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/81 "2007-09-22T14:49:31Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]

Some guys went for [Minmei](http://www.midnightanimation.com/gallery/robotech/unspacy/character/minmei.html) (dumb and fickle) from Robotech. I much preferred [Lisa](http://www.geocities.com/robotechlisa/lisahayespics.html) (intelligent and commanding), [Miriya](http://www.robotech.com/store/viewproduct.php?id=143) (crazy bad girl), or [Rook](http://www.answers.com/topic/rook-bartley) (bad ass tomboy).  
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You forgot Dana Sterling, who combines much of the best of the three.  
[![](https://www.absoluteanime.com/robotech/dana.webp) ](https://www.absoluteanime.com/robotech/dana.webp)

When I was in the Middle School set, Holly, from _Land Of The Lost_ was the apple of my eye.

And, of course, Morticia.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/82 "2007-09-22T16:21:59Z")

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Not from a show but definitely on TV, back in the 60s-early 70s Joey Heatherton had to be just about every boy’s idea of a perfect sleeper.  
And which cigar brand was it that had the babes, Dutch Masters or White Owl?

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/83 "2007-09-22T20:26:20Z")

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Mark Paul Gosselaar, who has [aged](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/pirates_of_the_caribbean__the_curse_of_the_black_pearl/mark_paul_gosselaar/piratespre2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808405417/photo/premiere/485227&h=400&w=249&sz=22&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=0voORmQavkkF7M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=77&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMark%2BPaul%2BGosselaar%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX) [really](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Mark_Paul_Gosselaar%2520-%25208%2520-%2520NYPD_Blue.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thecinemasource.com/v3/spotlight.php%3Fid%3D61&h=400&w=300&sz=114&hl=en&start=9&tbnid=IzBUsJA-ky13kM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMark%2BPaul%2BGosselaar%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX) [well](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/avclub_review710_0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.avclub.com/content/node/23083&h=275&w=275&sz=40&hl=en&start=17&tbnid=YsoQ01i9NJcdMM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMark%2BPaul%2BGosselaar%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX) apparently. [Jonathan Taylor Thomas](http://www.u-blog.net/GotMilk/img/JonathanTaylorThomas_sMilk.jpg). [Rider Strong and Will Friedel](http://sandnole.com/peoplearticle.jpg).

And a somewhat more embarrassing TV crush, [Mr. Lucas](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c9/250px-Are_you_being_served.jpg). (He is the second from the left.)

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/84 "2007-09-22T20:39:11Z")

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Agent 99 from Get Smart - Barbara Feldon — YOWZAA!!!  
I Dream of Jeannie - Barbara Eden  
Penny, from Lost in ASpace  
Billie Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobbie Joe - Petticoat Junction  
Catwoman from Batman (Julie Neumar, I think)

oops. Forgot Susan Dey, Karen Valetine and Maryann.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/85 "2007-09-22T21:03:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
You forgot Dana Sterling, who combines much of the best of the three.  
[![](https://www.absoluteanime.com/robotech/dana.webp) ](https://www.absoluteanime.com/robotech/dana.webp)  
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I didn’t forget anything. Dana doesn’t do anything for me. I mean, look at her hair!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/86 "2007-09-22T21:22:39Z")

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Nobody has mentioned Thomas Magnum yet? I never have lost my crush on that guy!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/87 "2007-09-22T21:29:28Z")

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Slightly Off Topic. I had a massive crush on [Shannon Miller](http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/Shannon01.jpg) during the [whichever] Olympics.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/88 "2007-09-23T16:58:26Z")

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My first crush was on the Professor from Gilligan’s Island.

Then quick flings with David Banner, George “Gonzo” Alonzo, and Ponch.

Apparently I like 'em short. 😃

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/89 "2007-09-23T17:15:25Z")

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Sailor Mercury! That’s right, a cartoon character. I’m just that cool. I stopped watching much TV when I got “older,” so I’m not sure who else I crushed on.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/90 "2007-09-23T19:59:45Z")

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]  
My first crush was on the Professor from Gilligan’s Island.  
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Oh my Og! I wasn’t going to mention this, seeing as how I was pre-grade school and all, but my heart back then belonged to Gilligan. Which, you know, was kind of geek beatnik hot during “Dobie Gillis.” Plus, overall his sense of humor kicked ass.

As to more ‘realistic’ crushes, I had a major, major, MAJOR thing for Shaun Cassidy when he was on “The Hardy Boys.” Then there was Danny (Carlo Imperato) from the series “Fame.” I’m sure there were others, since some have already been listed here, but I’m having a brain fart remembering them.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/91 "2007-09-24T00:32:34Z")

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Another vote for Bailey Quarters! (Next to her, I never could get the appeal of Jennifer Marlowe/Loni Anderson.)

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/92 "2007-09-24T09:01:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase]  
[Karen](http://www.originalmmc.com/karen.html) on the Mickey Mouse Club.  
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[Annette](http://www.originalmmc.com/annette.html) for me. At seven years old, I knew that for some reason I wanted to go to bed with her, but I had no idea why. I think my breast sensors were working early.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-lust/419941/93 "2007-09-24T09:18:03Z")

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[Ronja Rövardotter](http://www.bjf.info/filmkanon/fotos/ronja.jpg). And Martina, the little girl singing in [this video](http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EGaklzWHDjI&mode=related&search=). I looked it up because of this thread, not having seen it in over twenty years. The attraction, oddly enough, has faded in the interim.

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