# TV/Movie Drinking Games Guaranteed To Keep You Sober

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-movie-drinking-games-guaranteed-to-keep-you-sober/299667>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 16, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-movie-drinking-games-guaranteed-to-keep-you-sober/299667 "2005-04-16T20:27:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-movie-drinking-games-guaranteed-to-keep-you-sober/299667/41 "2005-04-18T23:12:01Z")

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_Mary Tyler Moore_

Take a shot every time Mary says “So…you want to come back to my place?”

Make it a double if she says it to Lou.

A triple if she says it to Ted.

Chug the bottle if she says it to Sue-Ann.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-movie-drinking-games-guaranteed-to-keep-you-sober/299667/42 "2005-04-18T23:19:47Z")

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Sideways:

Drink everytime you feel like you care about two main characters. Hatred doesn’t count

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-movie-drinking-games-guaranteed-to-keep-you-sober/299667/43 "2005-04-19T00:24:40Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
>
> _Mary Tyler Moore_
> 
> Take a shot every time Mary says “So…you want to come back to my place?”
> 
> Make it a double if she says it to Lou.
> 
> A triple if she says it to Ted.
> 
> Chug the bottle if she says it to Sue-Ann.

Obviously you missed the episode where Mary, Rhoda, Sue Ann, Phyllis, and Georgette played Crisco Twister™.

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