# TV show lines that have stuck with you for a very long time. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739 "2010-02-20T05:05:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/161 "2010-02-24T14:55:22Z")
> [@wedgehed](#): > > From _Soap_ > > Mickey Mouse’s dog was gay? **Lawyer** Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a _practicing homosexual_? **Jody** I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/162 "2010-02-24T15:46:02Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > **Lawyer** Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a _practicing homosexual_? > **Jody** I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it. see post #132 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/163 "2010-02-24T16:11:07Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > see post #132 [George Caldwell] Son of a _bitch_! [/George Caldwell] ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/164 "2010-02-24T16:25:46Z")
All from mid-late 70s saturday morning 'toons/shows: “Meanwhile! Back in the Hall of Justice…” “Hong! Kong! Fooey! The number one super guy!” “Oh zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now so that I might fly!” “Shazam!” “IIII! ammmm! MICRO woman!” Godzilla! Godzilla!..and God-ZOOOOOKIEEEEEE…" ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/165 "2010-02-24T16:44:16Z")
“My coffee and chicken sandwich? This is my coffee and chicken sandwich?” Of all the goofy things said on Star Trek, this is one of my favorites. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/166 "2010-02-24T17:02:39Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > “My coffee and chicken sandwich? This is my coffee and chicken sandwich?” > > Of all the goofy things said on Star Trek, this is one of my favorites. I know! Kirk strikes me as more of a red meat kind of guy. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/167 "2010-02-24T17:12:18Z")
[hijack] [Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ&feature=player_embedded) [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/168 "2010-02-24T17:12:27Z")
Bonk Bonk on the head bad kid!😉 > [@](#): > > All from mid-late 70s saturday morning 'toons/shows: Electra-Woman and…DynaGirl. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/169 "2010-02-24T20:15:07Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > And one the baddest-ass lines of all time: “I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.” Or, to include the preamble: > [@](#): > > “Who’m I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and > Sophie Ivanov. I am the Right Hand of Vengence and the boot that is > going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I > am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going > to see. _God_ sent me.” ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/170 "2010-02-24T20:26:37Z")
“I’m coming Beanie” from Beanie and Cecil. I think it almost every time my dog barks to get let back into the house. And, of course, “I’m crushing your head” from KITH, and “I think I’ll call it ground! I wonder if it’ll be my friend.” from the tv series Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/171 "2010-02-24T20:30:54Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > From Friends: > > Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point. > > Rachel: A moo point? > > Joey: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo. Chandler (more than once): Says something he regrets AND THEN I JUST STOPPED TALKING. Ross (at many points): WE WERE ON A BREAK! Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it’s _not_ that common, it _doesn’t_ "happen to every guy, " and it _is_ a big deal! Chandler: [pointing] I _knew_ it! Rachel (answers the door in her wedding dress, and the guy she is trying to date but freaking out regularly is there): Well, that oughta do it. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/172 "2010-02-24T20:38:36Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Chandler (more than once): Says something he regrets AND THEN I JUST STOPPED TALKING. > > Ross (at many points): WE WERE ON A BREAK! > > Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it’s _not_ that common, it _doesn’t_ "happen to every guy, " and it _is_ a big deal! > Chandler: [pointing] I _knew_ it! > > Rachel (answers the door in her wedding dress, and the guy she is trying to date but freaking out regularly is there): Well, that oughta do it. Rachel (from the finale) I got off the plane… ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/173 "2010-02-24T20:41:54Z")
> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#): > > There was a show in 1967 called “The Second Hundred Years”..a “Rip Van Winkle-type show” where a 33 year old Alaska gold prospector from 1900 is found in a state of suspended animation and reunited with his now 67 year old son and 33 year old grandson. > In one episode the prospector tries to get a bank loan but is turned down because he doesn’t have any collateral. So he says “The only people whom banks will lend money to are those rich enough not to need it.” Another episode he starts farming corn and wheat. A Department of Agriculture agent stops by and tells him that farm subsidy programs will pay him not to grow these crops. Intrigued, the prospector notes he can take this money to buy more land so he can get paid even more money. Eventually “I will be the richest farmer in America, growing nothing”. Wow, I used to love that show, but I’d completely forgotten it until your mention. I was 11 in 1967. ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/174 "2010-02-24T20:44:56Z")
Hogan’s Heroes, Sgt Schultz - “I know nothink” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/175 "2010-02-24T21:03:47Z")
“Thank you, Thing.” “Tish! That’s French!” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/176 "2010-02-24T21:29:48Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > **Lawyer** Mr. Dallas, is it true that you are a _practicing homosexual_? > **Jody** I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it. Also… LAWYER: Mr. Dallas, do you frequent a gay club called “Barney’s”? JODY: Was that you? ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/177 "2010-02-24T21:35:34Z")
From _SNL_ Jane, you ignorant slut. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/178 "2010-02-24T22:10:45Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > “What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?” “If I don’t survive, tell my wife… ‘Hello.’” “I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!” I love those Neutrals. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![BMada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@BMada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMada)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/179 "2010-02-24T22:29:33Z")
Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob’s are pink, Patrick’s are yellow. both start screaming at each other about which color is better. PINK! YELLOW! PINK! YELLOW! then they realize their skin color is pink and yellow and both make up as friends. Now this last line as they walk off into the sunset with arms draped over each other’s shoulders is the payload. Patrick: “you know these were white when i bought them” end that particular show. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNGsIxVNCY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNGsIxVNCY) 2xspeed, can’t bother looking for a normal version one. ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739/180 "2010-02-24T22:49:53Z")
“What do you want to do tonight? Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world” Pinky & The Brain. Triggered in our household whenever ANYONE asks the question. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-lines-that-have-stuck-with-you-for-a-very-long-time/529739.md?page=10)