TV Show Plot Cliches You Hate

Fat guys married to hot babes.

This. Or the tomboy working on the car cleans up good but still sits like a boy.

Oh, and the teen hunk who is friends with the fat girl but doesn’t want to date her because he’ll be made fun of.

Any show that starts with someone walking in on the aftermath of some event, and then all the other characters tell their own self-aggrandizing versions of what happened.

One of the main characters meets a close relative he never realized he had (e.g., Homer’s half-brother Herb Powell on The Simpsons, and Hank Hill’s half-Japanese half brother on King of the Hill). These relatives appear in no more than one or two episodes and then are completely forgotten.

Herb Powell never appeared again because he became rich so he was too good to talk to the Simpsons anymore

Hank’s brother never appeared again because he lived on the other side of the world

There was an episode of BUFFY that handled this trope very well indeed (primarily by setting it up as an “evil twin” story and then revealing that it was not so).

Are we talking about the Xander split?

I make an exception to this rule for The Dukes of Hazzard, where Abraham Lincoln Hogg was of course the polar opposite of Jefferson Davis Hogg.

When one person is deceiving the other person in the relationship about who they really are, and s/he’s about to tell the other person, but is interrupted, and doesn’t bother trying again, and then the other person discovers it on their own, gets pissed off, and finally the deceiver convinces them of their true love.

The husband leaving his pregnant wife at home while he races to the hospital or having a baby in an elevator.

Witty quip, followed by one of [putting sunglasses on or taking sunglasses off].

YEEEEEEEAHHHHH

yeah

That one.

I’m not a fan of any dream sequences.

Any seen where they disarm a bomb while the clock ticks down. This is a scene that is supposed to be dramatic, but we all know they will succeed (unless it is a guest star) with 001 left on the clock.

Yeah, do real bombs have countdown clocks anyway?

I thankfully haven’t seen this one in a while, so maybe the concept is on the shelf for now, but I used to get very annoyed about the scenario where the guy would somehow get talked into having dates with two different women at the same restaurant. Hilarity ensued as he would constantly get up and run between tables to try and get away with it.

That was every episode of Three’s Company. And yet I still watched for the T&A, the Roepers, and Mr. Furley.

Mentioned earlier, but I’ll elaborate: The one where the pregnant woman and the teenage doofus get stuck in an elevator. Something about being stuck in a sit-com elevator always causes pregnant women to immediately give birth and it also causes teenagers who can’t find their own behinds with a road map and a flashlight to suddenly develop obstetrical skills.

I thought Galaxy Quest lampshaded that nicely.