# TV show synopses in rhyme **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 29, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-synopses-in-rhyme/778497 "2017-01-29T13:12:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-show-synopses-in-rhyme/778497/1 "2017-01-29T13:12:54Z")
To counter all the mad stuff that came out of America today, I spent most of my morning making silly rhymes up that encapsulate various TV shows. They each have the same basic rhythm in my head, so it only worked for a few titles. +++ Frasier Crane, Frasier Crane His nervous disposition frays your brain His fastidious interference will drive you insane Oh that Frasier Crane Agents of SHIELD, Agents of SHIELD Saving the world with super powers they wield And all the Inhumans they have out in the field Marvellous Agents of SHIELD New Girl Jess, New Girl Jess She’s a manic pixie dream girl I have to confess With Nick and Schmidt and Winston her life is a mess Oh that wacky Jess The Walking Dead, the Walking Dead If they lurch toward you, just shoot them in the head Whatever Rick suggests, do the opposite instead To avoid the walking dead Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Winter must be coming, I can feel it in my bones The Dragon Lady’s here, she’s gonna kick you in the stones Tricky that Game of Thrones Jessica Jones, Jessica Jones Super strength can’t stop what the Purple Man intones The only way to stop him is to go in alone You can do it, Jessica Jones Stranger Things, Stranger Things Don’t underestimate what kids are uncovering Eleven and the demogorgon, both frightening They’re stranger things Halt and Catch Fire, Halt and Catch Fire See the rise and fall of a PC empire Who knew it involved such sexual desire It’s Halt and Catch Fire Only Connect, Only Connect What links the four clues, just get the answer correct With your head held high try to gain some self respect On Only Connect Call The Midwife, Call The Midwife See the nuns and nurses usher in a new life And soapy operatics causing all sorts of strife Being a Midwife