# TV shows that didn't/don't have a theme song

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**Created:** [July 7, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-didnt-dont-have-a-theme-song/817471 "2018-07-07T15:12:29Z")\
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Thought of this while watching 60 Minutes. While music has certainly been a part of the show via interviews and pieces about various musicians, as far as I know there has never been ANY theme music or a them song for the show, just the ticking of the stopwatch. Which if one wants to be a nitpicking dickbag about it, does constitute music, but for the purposes of this thread it doesn’t.

Any other tv shows that don’t have any theme music?

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If I remember right, LOST just had a single “THUMM” sound over the title card.

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_ **Medical Center** _, which debuted on CBS in 1969, did not have an opening theme, at least in its first year. Each episode opened with a montage of surgeons performing an operation, accompanied by the beating of a human heart. Over this was dubbed a woman paging on a hospital PA system: “Medical Center … Medical Center … Paging Dr Gannon … Paging Dr Lochner … Medical Center …”

I believe the show did have a closing theme, a very stirring but understated tune in march time, sort of like a subdued version of the old _ **Highway Patrol** _ theme.

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_Black Mirror_ and _The Handmaid’s Tale_ don’t have theme songs.

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I don’t think _The Closer_ had one.

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> If I remember right, LOST just had a single “THUMM” sound over the title card.

[I wouldn’t call it a THUMM, but here it is. No theme song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDh8DefWpI)

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_Murphy Brown_ didn’t have a theme song. Each episode would open with a different Motown song.

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TV Tropes has a page called [No Theme Tune](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoThemeTune).

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> [@terentii](#):
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> _ **Medical Center** _, which debuted on CBS in 1969, did not have an opening theme, at least in its first year. Each episode opened with a montage of surgeons performing an operation, accompanied by the beating of a human heart. Over this was dubbed a woman paging on a hospital PA system: “Medical Center … Medical Center … Paging Dr Gannon … Paging Dr Lochner … Medical Center …”
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> I believe the show did have a closing theme, a very stirring but understated tune in march time, sort of like a subdued version of the old _ **Highway Patrol** _ theme.

Similarly with, “Emergency!” (At least, Season 1?)

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> I don’t think _The Closer_ had one.

Neither did spin-off _Major Crimes_.

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> [@terentii](#):
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> _ **Medical Center** _, which debuted on CBS in 1969, did not have an opening theme, at least in its first year.

Not originally, but [it got one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8GNXVJhQGA&index=4&list=PLutP2y0nEHMzh8i7ckElGkVqSQzjSZTeZ)pretty quickly.

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> [@TBG](#):
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True only for opening credits. There was a closing credits theme. FWIW.

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> Not originally, but [it got one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8GNXVJhQGA&index=4&list=PLutP2y0nEHMzh8i7ckElGkVqSQzjSZTeZ)pretty quickly.

Yes, it got revamped in the second season to make it more “hip.” IIRC, the opening and closing themes were now identical.
